Renee Zellweger and Bradley Cooper Engaged

Let’s hope another marriage for Squints will last longer than the milk in my fridge and not end with accusations of fraud. Rumors are brewing that Renee Zellweger and Bradley Cooper are getting married.

The proof? Star Mag (via Page Six) was stalking the rom-com star and saw her shopping for Carolina Herrera wedding gowns.

First, Zellweger was photographed last week by Star magazine at the Carolina Herrera boutique in West Hollywood, where a big rack of wedding gowns was wheeled by. After browsing for two hours, she left with a garment bag. “She just kept smiling when asked if she’s getting married,” the weekly reports. Second, she and Cooper had lunch with her parents yesterday at the Tribeca Grand.

This claim makes me scratch my head because I didn’t realize Herrera stocked gowns for members of Skeletor’s army in store. Whateves. Mazel tov.

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Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Wearing Wedding Band – PICS

The eagle eyes of the net have noticed that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have been wearing wedding bands. The couple has photographed on several different occasions wearing the gold band that they appear to be sharing.

Let the engagement, wedding in Vegas and pregnancy rumors begin! My guess is that it is just a mushy couple thing. It also looks a bit like the ring Rob wore for “Bel Ami.”

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Daniel Craig Gay Scandal

It’s time to put on your imagination caps again! The National Enquirer has come up with more proof-less hokum. They have moved on from the Matt Lauer joining the whore brigade taking over Hollywood (click HERE for the Lauer cheating scandal) and claimed that Daniel Craig is gay. The new Bond was allegedly spotted in Roosterfish Bar in Venice on May 15 playing grab ass with another man.

Via Celebrity Fix Per National Enquirer:

“It was definitely Daniel Craig, and he was most certainly making out with a guy. Daniel kissed his friend on the lips. It was an open-mouth passionate French kiss. In fact, Daniel held the guy’s head in his hands and pulled him in for the kiss!”

The witness (who, in true National Enquirer form even took a polygraph test to prove the story was genuine) says when Daniel realized he was being watched he “immediately broke away from the guy. If I hadn’t seen it with my own eyes, I wouldn’t have believed it.”

Another “witness” backs up the first story by stating that Daniel walked in to the bar with what he/she thought was just a gay friend until he started rubbing Daniel’s leg and shoulder. They followed this display of affection by dancing together.

Craig is engaged to a film producer, Satsuki Mitchell and I highly doubt he would be dumb enough to do his homo ho stroll in public with a bit fluff. I say pics or it didn’t happen, but I am in the business of peddling hearsay….so let’s just add to the nuttery with a story about the time he was caught doing body shots with David Beckham.

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Bonnie Wright and Jamie Campbell Bower Engaged !?!

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Great gobs of Twihard tears. Here is another rumor that has fangirls everywhere running to their respective sparkle-pire shrines hidden in their closets. Bonnie Wright and Jamie Campbell Bower are rumored to be engaged. Take a deep breath and put on your kindergarten imagination caps because this comes from the Daily Star (via Digital Spy).

According to the Daily Star, the pair are now engaged to be married.The two were apparently overheard talking about the upcoming wedding at a party in London.

“Bonnie was even showing off her glittering engagement ring,” said a source.

I am sorry sir, but I am not buying this. She is 19 and he is 21. They both have ice cream trucks full of cash and hid their romance for 6 months before confirming to the world that they are making lovey eyes at each other….and now they are getting married? Just in time to start the press pilgrimage for “Twilight Saga: Eclipse” (June 30).

Hmmm…I wonder if Jennifer Aniston orchestrated this. Regardless, Wright has been walking around with a diamond ring on her left ring finger and reps merely responded with the ol’ cliche: “We don’t comment on our clients personal lives.”

UPDATE: Rumors have reheated and Jamie Campbell Bower is Twittering about it! CLICK HERE to see the update…

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Rihanna and Matt Kemp Engaged !?!

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While most of Hollywood men have gone sex criminal crazy, Matt Kemp is reportedly choosing the path of eternal monogamy (yes kittens, the word monogamy gives me the shivers too). Kemp has reportedly asked Rihanna to marry him. Rihanna and Matt Kemp are engaged says a friend of the couple.

Via Bossip:

“Rihanna and Matt are spending a lot of time together at the couples spot in L.A.. Matt surprised Rihanna last week when he approached her and asked for her hand in marriage. She said yes, but also relayed the message of feeling that this may be too soon and a long engagement should follow.”

Egads. So basically he gave her an engagement ring and she bargained it down to a high school promise ring. Congrats…I think.
Rihanna and Matt have yet to admit they are dating, but numerous photos of them together in a hot tub (click HERE for those) and pictures of Matt grabbing two handfuls of RiRi’s rear (click HERE for those) pretty much are photographic admission. The “Rude Boy” singer also met Kemp’s family early in March after flying from Berlin to Arizona for the weekend.

Britney Spears and Jason Trawick Blast Break Up Rumors – Photos

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What did I tell you kittens? Rumors that Britney Spears and Jason Trawick broke up for the 5,237 time began boiling again yesterday. E! was reporting the couple split after having too many arguments. According to their source, Spears and Trawick decided they “needed a break from each other.” (Click HERE for the full rumored break up story)

They blasted those rumors and put on a public display of unity. The couple went shopping together and even held hands as they navigated through swarms of paparazzi. Britney and Jason hit stores in Beverly Hills and made a stop in Park City to continue shopping. According to Faded Youth, Trawick “was sure to open her car door for her and hold her hand every chance he got!”

Spears is also continuing to wear that sparkler on her left ring finger. I’m tellin’ ya dahlings. Engagement rumors will follow!

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Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson Engagement Rumor Ring – Photos

Before you Twihards who are biding their time for Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson to officially announce they are in love, want to have lots of sex and babies and get married consider the source this rumor is coming from.

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Now Magazine (the same mag that claimed Kristen Stewart was pregnant) is now claiming that KStew wants to go public with their relationship and get married.

Now Magazine Via MTV UK:

“She wants to get married and have kids, but Rob’s not ready. He gets stressed out whenever she starts talking commitment and it causes some nasty rows. Some people think Rob’s still set on playing the field.”

Another source said: “Rob’s so immature. He thinks that as this big movie star he can do whatever he wants, but he should realise [sic] that Kristen deserves better. Some of us wonder if he’s serious about her at all. He seems intent on keeping his options open. If he doesn’t grow up I don’t think the relationship has any future for Kristen.”

The rag furthers the report that Stewart and Pattinson fight nonstop due a possessive nature.

“Kristen hates the thought of Rob and Emilie spending time alone together. She’s doing her best to be with Rob whenever she can.”

They continued: “It’s driving Rob nuts, he likes doing his own thing and having time to himself, but Kristen has got really needy over the past few weeks. She’s worried he’ll run off with Emilie or some other chick that catches his eye.”

Oy. You can file this under Probable Crap subsection – Musings of the Bored. Beats their mythical babies theory though. In the meantime, you Twihards can indulge in spending your Hot Topic allowance on replica jewelry. Why didn’t I think of this? A site has created jewelry from the Twilight Saga Movies and is selling replica rings, bracelets and necklaces inspired by the films.

Currently they are pumping out an engagement ring that is supposed to be identical to Kristen Stewart’s character, Bella Swan, engagement ring.

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Britney Spears and Jason Trawick Split BS

UPDATE: Britney Spears and Jason Trawick are now engaged! Click HERE for more details…

Here we go again darlings. Britney Spears and Jason Trawick are facing more break-up rumors. Are they true? In the world of Britney it may be a fact today and distant rumor tomorrow.

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Word on the street (and by street I mean some ho claiming to be a Spears insider squealed about Britney’s love life in exchange for a case of Red Bull and half a pack of Pall Malls) states that Britney and Jason have been arguing and it’s ovah.

Via E!:

“They were fighting a lot and have not been getting along,” the source says. “They both just needed to take a break from each other,” the source says. “It wasn’t working out.”

I am guessing they were fighting over who got to snort the last of the Ready Whip and this translates to relationship altering argument. This is the 5,237 break-up rumor for these two so I am not putting her on suicide watch, but if I were Papa Spears I’d keep her at a safe distance from pink wigs, gas stations, umbrellas, dirty photographers with landing strips on their faces, grande extra whip frappachinos, Yorkies, Nice and Easy #4 Dark Brown hair color, Super Cuts….you know…the usual.

Spears was also sporting rings on her left ring finger so gird your loins for rumors that they made up over a Big Mac and large fry, candle lit dinner and are engaged to follow.

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Simon Cowell and Mezhgan Hussainy Engagement Ring

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My spell check hates Mezhgan Hussainy. Good thing she has an engagement ring the size of a dinner plate on her finger to make up for it.

Simon Cowell was laughing off engagement rumors just a few weeks ago. Now his fiancee is sporting a diamond engagement ring that is probably worth more than your house, car and precious moment figurine collection put together and multiplied by 5. She is a make up artist who puts the whore-face (as Aunty Tootsie calls make up) on American Idol contestants.

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Tara Reid is Engaged, Not Joking

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Tara Reid is engaged and there is no punch line to follow that statement. Someone really wants to marry her. Good for her. I just want to pat her on her head and send her on her way with a wine cooler to go play with the rest of the has-beens on the playground.

Tara Reid and boyfriend Michael Axtmann were having dinner at The Little Door restaurant in Los Angeles on Monday night when Axtmann asked for something not on the menu: Reid’s hand in marriage.

“Michael surprised Tara with a beautiful round brilliant cut ring,” the actress’s rep tells PEOPLE exclusively. “Tara was so happy, and the other patrons clapped and yelled out, ‘Congratulations.’”

Tara, hold onto him and never let go. Any man that will vow to hold your drank while you score some Taco Bell, hold your hair back while you toss and hold you up when you are too crunk to stand is a Prince among men.

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