Britney Spears and Jason Trawick Split BS

UPDATE: Britney Spears and Jason Trawick are now engaged! Click HERE for more details…

Here we go again darlings. Britney Spears and Jason Trawick are facing more break-up rumors. Are they true? In the world of Britney it may be a fact today and distant rumor tomorrow.

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Word on the street (and by street I mean some ho claiming to be a Spears insider squealed about Britney’s love life in exchange for a case of Red Bull and half a pack of Pall Malls) states that Britney and Jason have been arguing and it’s ovah.

Via E!:

“They were fighting a lot and have not been getting along,” the source says. “They both just needed to take a break from each other,” the source says. “It wasn’t working out.”

I am guessing they were fighting over who got to snort the last of the Ready Whip and this translates to relationship altering argument. This is the 5,237 break-up rumor for these two so I am not putting her on suicide watch, but if I were Papa Spears I’d keep her at a safe distance from pink wigs, gas stations, umbrellas, dirty photographers with landing strips on their faces, grande extra whip frappachinos, Yorkies, Nice and Easy #4 Dark Brown hair color, Super Cuts….you know…the usual.

Spears was also sporting rings on her left ring finger so gird your loins for rumors that they made up over a Big Mac and large fry, candle lit dinner and are engaged to follow.

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Simon Cowell and Mezhgan Hussainy Engagement Ring

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My spell check hates Mezhgan Hussainy. Good thing she has an engagement ring the size of a dinner plate on her finger to make up for it.

Simon Cowell was laughing off engagement rumors just a few weeks ago. Now his fiancee is sporting a diamond engagement ring that is probably worth more than your house, car and precious moment figurine collection put together and multiplied by 5. She is a make up artist who puts the whore-face (as Aunty Tootsie calls make up) on American Idol contestants.

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Tara Reid is Engaged, Not Joking

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Tara Reid is engaged and there is no punch line to follow that statement. Someone really wants to marry her. Good for her. I just want to pat her on her head and send her on her way with a wine cooler to go play with the rest of the has-beens on the playground.

Tara Reid and boyfriend Michael Axtmann were having dinner at The Little Door restaurant in Los Angeles on Monday night when Axtmann asked for something not on the menu: Reid’s hand in marriage.

“Michael surprised Tara with a beautiful round brilliant cut ring,” the actress’s rep tells PEOPLE exclusively. “Tara was so happy, and the other patrons clapped and yelled out, ‘Congratulations.’”

Tara, hold onto him and never let go. Any man that will vow to hold your drank while you score some Taco Bell, hold your hair back while you toss and hold you up when you are too crunk to stand is a Prince among men.

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Kate Moss and Jamie Hince Engaged

Looks like Peter Doherty will have to find someone else to bail him out of jail and take him down after taking too much of the bad stuff. It is being reported that Kate Moss is engaged.

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This weekend Moss celebrated her 36th birthday with her boyfriend, Jamie Hince, who flew in to see her. The model and Kills guitarist have been attached at the groin since 2007. Shortly after she finally dumped Dohery she hooked up with Hince and things took off from there.

Via Daily Mail:

Hince, 40, flew out to meet Miss Moss last week while she was working in Mustique and proposed on Saturday, her 36th birthday, using a diamond ring chosen with the help of her boss and friend, Topshop tycoon Philip Green.

‘It was the first time they had been alone together in quite a while and it was extremely emotional. Kate and Jamie are in a very good place, they already live together and this is the next step to settling down for good.’

Congrats and my hats off to your proudly displayed recycle bins full of empty booze bottles. That is the mark of a environmentally friend booze-hound.

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NFL Star Chris Henry Tragically Dies at 26

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Tragedy fell upon the NFL early this morning. Cincinnati Bengals Wide Receiver Chris Henry passed away this morning after sustaining injuries suffered after he fell from a moving pickup truck driven by his fiancee Loleini Tonga yesterday in Charlotte, N.C. Henry died at 6:36 a.m. at Carolinas Medical Center, where he had been taken early yesterday afternoon. Police haven’t released a cause of death.

Chris Henry was severely injured and was listed in a critical condition after falling out of the back of a moving pick-up truck following a heated argument with Tonga. She got in a pick-up truck and drove off, with Henry running after her and hopping into the bed of the truck. The two continued fighting until his accident when Henry “came out” of the back of the vehicle about a half-mile away from his fiancees’ parents house. When police and paramedics responded to the scene, police said Henry had suffered life-threatening injuries, including severe head trauma. He was then transported to a local hospital. No charges have been immediately filed, although authorities are at the scene conducting a criminal investigation to assess if he fell or was thrown off the truck.

Per Fox Sports:

“The domestic situation continued between the operator and Mr. Henry,” the police said in a statement. “At some point while she was driving, Mr. Henry came out of the back of the vehicle.”

According to a statement released by the Bengals, Henry and Tonga were to be married in March. Tonga’s MySpace page also made several references to the expected nuptials, including the purchase of her dress and wedding rings. Police haven’t released details on their dispute. However, homicide detectives were called to the scene of the accident to investigate. According to Charlotte-Mecklenburg Police, such a move is typical procedure when the department responds to an accident involving life-threatening injuries.

Drafted in 2005, Henry is no stranger to problems off the field. He was arrested several times during his professional career, including arrests for DUI, marijuana possession, and assault, before being released by the Bengals in 2007 and then re-signed to a two-year contract with the team before the 2008 season. After the Bengals’ owner gave Henry a second chance, Henry seemed to have straightened his life out, staying out of trouble and focusing his off time on his family. He had been on injured reserve with the Bengals since Nov. 9 due to a dislocated forearm and had been spending his time away from the team with Tonga and their children.

Per ESPN:

“He was good at what he did as a player, he was a teammate to our players and a friend to almost all of us in the building,” Bengals president Mike Brown said at a news conference Thursday at the team’s headquarters. “We knew him in a way that [was not consistent] with his public persona. We liked him. He had worked through troubles in his life … to a point where he was going to have the future we all wanted for him and that he wanted for himself. At the time of his tragedy he was running to daylight.”

Henry leaves behind his fiancee and three children: 3-year old Seini, 2-year old Chris Jr., and 10-month old DeMarcus. He was 26 years old. An unfortunate end to a troubled life that seemed to be on the mend over the past year. Our sympathies are with the family of Chris Henry and his fiancee. Family, friends, and fans will miss him.

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Jessica Simpson and Tiger Woods Affair Nuttery

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Here is your WTF of the day. I know that tabloids, much like myself, are whores for nibblets of juicy gossip. However, I draw the line at this level of nuttery.

Star Mag is claiming that Jessica Simpson and Tiger Woods made sexy stories for us to gobble on. Jess performed at an event back in July that Tiger took part in. The mag claims they got “touchy feely” and shows the cover photo of the two taking a photo together. They are posing together in the most non-provocative way and Jessica Simpson’s breast are running rampant, but they always are so I don’t deem it anything beyond Simpson thinking “Hey y’all! It’s that golf player Tony the Tiger! Take my picture with him. He’s ggrrrrrrreat!”

You must remember she was firmly attached Tony Romo‘s jock strap and gunning for a position as a footballer’s wife. Sadly, he tossed her aside and is now said to be engaged to Candice Cawford. I doubt the validity of the engaged, but the new blond was spotted wearing what some deem an engagement ring.

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Joshua Jackson to Propose to Diane Kruger

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Could marriage be in the future for Pacey? According to Joshua Jackson, its very much a possibility as the actor has said that he’s ready to settle down and willing to give up his transatlantic lifestyle to build a future with longtime girlfriend Diane Kruger.

Per StarPulse:

He says, “We shoot the show in Vancouver but my better half lives in Paris so I spend half my time there. I think that (marriage) might be a possibility, it’s working out well. She’s German; she’ll tell me when it’s time to get married.”

The happy couple have been dating since 2006 with Jackson flying back and forth between Paris and Vancouver where he films the show “Fringe.” So wait – all a girls gotta do is tell a guy when she’s ready to get married? How did I miss that? Hmmm…. Sorry Dame Crista, I’m making a call as we speak to place dibs on Robert Pattinson!

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Russell Brand Seen Ring Shopping

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Russell Brand has gotten the rumor-mill chugging away, with whispers that he is set to propose to girlfriend Katy Perry after being spotted shopping for a diamond ring. Brand was photographed looking at bands at exclusive London jewelers Cartier on Friday with one specific sparkler catching his eye.

Per DNA India:

“His face lit up when he saw this one diamond ring. He put it on his hand and he just gazed at it for ages, deep in contemplation,” the News of the World quoted a source as saying.

Brand spent hours in the shop browsing through the rings rings. He finally settled on a large square-cut diamond on a platinum band, even slipping the ring on his left ring finger to see how it looked. Last week, Brand hinted he was ready to take things a level further with Perry during an appearance on UK TV. He confirmed the pair are serious about their relationship, adding he would love to start a family sooner rather than later.

“Yes it’s true, I’m in a relationship. I don’t know about settled, that makes me think of sediment at the bottom of a stagnant pond. Not settled. But marriage would be good. I would like to have children too,” he said. “She’s the one. I’m a one-woman gentleman now. She’s really funny and gorgeous. We’re having a lot of fun.”

Ooooh sounds like someones getting a rock for Christmas! I’m jealous! But if he is planning on proposing, I guess we’ve let the cat outta the bag. Oops!

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Britney Spears Holding Hands with Jason Trawick – Photos

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Here is some morning PDA to put in your coffee. Britney Spears and Jason Trawick put aside the mystery and held hands while out in LA. And as you know per the 5th grade rules of dating, holding hands equals married. The two have been rumored to be dating, broken up and then engaged. A few days ago Spears laughed off engagement rumors and merely stated that she is happy.

It is also Britney Spears’ birthday. The re-rising pop star turns 28 today. Happy Birthday! This is usually were I add some sort of snarky comment but I think that making fun of a fellow ho on her birthday is like kicking kittens and I don’t want to be responsible for a case of the sads on a burfday.

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Danielle Deleasa Refusing to Sign Kevin Jonas’ Prenup !?!

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Looks like trouble in paradise before happily ever after even begins! Kevin Jonas and fiance Danielle Deleasa were all set to get married at the end of the year, but now it looks like that may not be the case after Kevin and his lawyers have drafted an iron clad prenup that is leaving Deleasa not too happy! Sources are claiming that Danielle is really upset about this request because she thinks that Kevin doesn’t trust her. Honey, when it comes to millions of dollars, you don’t trust anybody – Not even your own mama!

Danielle is reportedly taking some time to “come to terms” with the request and has not signed the paperwork yet. While she will most likely sign the prenup, having to think about a possible divorce before even walking down the aisle must put quite a damper on the occasion. Kevin is a very smart man for drafting that document up. Lets face it, only paying taxes and dying are guaranteed for life.

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