Jessica Simpson Buys Engagement Ring, Vows to Support Boyfriend

Star Magazine is selling a sad story that claims that Jessica Simpson bought herself an engagement ring and vowed to support her broke ass piece, Eric Johnson. It’s terribly sad as I could picture her doing just that.

Via Star Mag print edition:

“Jessica Simpson is telling her friends that she is going to marry Eric Johnson, even though she’s only been seeing him for a few weeks. She bought herself and [sic] engagement ring! A $50,000 three carat emerald-cut diamond! Eric is worried he’s not financially secure enough to start a future with her, but Jessica wanted to show him that she doesn’t care about that — and she has enough money for them both.”

Gossip Cop has swooped in to poo-poo on Star’s story. They say their insider laughed at this story and called it “hysterically” false. So it’s a battle of the insider-types as to what the truth is. I am guessing it is somewhere in the middle and goes like this…

Jessica Simpson took a break from buying her cats bibs and feeding them applesauce to go window shopping for engagement rings. She picked out an emerald cut 3 carat ring and told boyfriend, Eric Johnson, that she would keep him well stocked with corn dogs for the rest of his life if he proposed. He shrugged and bargained with a further request for lifetime supply of American Eagle khaki shorts, a subscription to Fisherman’s Digest and a $500 gift card to Applebees.

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Bonnie Wright and Jamie Campbell Bower Engaged !?!

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Great gobs of Twihard tears. Here is another rumor that has fangirls everywhere running to their respective sparkle-pire shrines hidden in their closets. Bonnie Wright and Jamie Campbell Bower are rumored to be engaged. Take a deep breath and put on your kindergarten imagination caps because this comes from the Daily Star (via Digital Spy).

According to the Daily Star, the pair are now engaged to be married.The two were apparently overheard talking about the upcoming wedding at a party in London.

“Bonnie was even showing off her glittering engagement ring,” said a source.

I am sorry sir, but I am not buying this. She is 19 and he is 21. They both have ice cream trucks full of cash and hid their romance for 6 months before confirming to the world that they are making lovey eyes at each other….and now they are getting married? Just in time to start the press pilgrimage for “Twilight Saga: Eclipse” (June 30).

Hmmm…I wonder if Jennifer Aniston orchestrated this. Regardless, Wright has been walking around with a diamond ring on her left ring finger and reps merely responded with the ol’ cliche: “We don’t comment on our clients personal lives.”

UPDATE: Rumors have reheated and Jamie Campbell Bower is Twittering about it! CLICK HERE to see the update…

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Britney Spears and Jason Trawick Blast Break Up Rumors – Photos

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What did I tell you kittens? Rumors that Britney Spears and Jason Trawick broke up for the 5,237 time began boiling again yesterday. E! was reporting the couple split after having too many arguments. According to their source, Spears and Trawick decided they “needed a break from each other.” (Click HERE for the full rumored break up story)

They blasted those rumors and put on a public display of unity. The couple went shopping together and even held hands as they navigated through swarms of paparazzi. Britney and Jason hit stores in Beverly Hills and made a stop in Park City to continue shopping. According to Faded Youth, Trawick “was sure to open her car door for her and hold her hand every chance he got!”

Spears is also continuing to wear that sparkler on her left ring finger. I’m tellin’ ya dahlings. Engagement rumors will follow!

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Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson Engagement Rumor Ring – Photos

Before you Twihards who are biding their time for Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson to officially announce they are in love, want to have lots of sex and babies and get married consider the source this rumor is coming from.

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Now Magazine (the same mag that claimed Kristen Stewart was pregnant) is now claiming that KStew wants to go public with their relationship and get married.

Now Magazine Via MTV UK:

“She wants to get married and have kids, but Rob’s not ready. He gets stressed out whenever she starts talking commitment and it causes some nasty rows. Some people think Rob’s still set on playing the field.”

Another source said: “Rob’s so immature. He thinks that as this big movie star he can do whatever he wants, but he should realise [sic] that Kristen deserves better. Some of us wonder if he’s serious about her at all. He seems intent on keeping his options open. If he doesn’t grow up I don’t think the relationship has any future for Kristen.”

The rag furthers the report that Stewart and Pattinson fight nonstop due a possessive nature.

“Kristen hates the thought of Rob and Emilie spending time alone together. She’s doing her best to be with Rob whenever she can.”

They continued: “It’s driving Rob nuts, he likes doing his own thing and having time to himself, but Kristen has got really needy over the past few weeks. She’s worried he’ll run off with Emilie or some other chick that catches his eye.”

Oy. You can file this under Probable Crap subsection – Musings of the Bored. Beats their mythical babies theory though. In the meantime, you Twihards can indulge in spending your Hot Topic allowance on replica jewelry. Why didn’t I think of this? A site has created jewelry from the Twilight Saga Movies and is selling replica rings, bracelets and necklaces inspired by the films.

Currently they are pumping out an engagement ring that is supposed to be identical to Kristen Stewart’s character, Bella Swan, engagement ring.

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Britney Spears and Jason Trawick Split BS

UPDATE: Britney Spears and Jason Trawick are now engaged! Click HERE for more details…

Here we go again darlings. Britney Spears and Jason Trawick are facing more break-up rumors. Are they true? In the world of Britney it may be a fact today and distant rumor tomorrow.

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Word on the street (and by street I mean some ho claiming to be a Spears insider squealed about Britney’s love life in exchange for a case of Red Bull and half a pack of Pall Malls) states that Britney and Jason have been arguing and it’s ovah.

Via E!:

“They were fighting a lot and have not been getting along,” the source says. “They both just needed to take a break from each other,” the source says. “It wasn’t working out.”

I am guessing they were fighting over who got to snort the last of the Ready Whip and this translates to relationship altering argument. This is the 5,237 break-up rumor for these two so I am not putting her on suicide watch, but if I were Papa Spears I’d keep her at a safe distance from pink wigs, gas stations, umbrellas, dirty photographers with landing strips on their faces, grande extra whip frappachinos, Yorkies, Nice and Easy #4 Dark Brown hair color, Super Cuts….you know…the usual.

Spears was also sporting rings on her left ring finger so gird your loins for rumors that they made up over a Big Mac and large fry, candle lit dinner and are engaged to follow.

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Kristin Bell and Dax Shepard Engaged – Really.

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Yup. The gorgeous blond is set to marry the slightly creepy looking comedian who I am pretty sure moonlights as the ice cream man that trolls my neighborhood. Apparently they have been dating since January of 2008. After popping the question over the holidays, a rep confirmed that Kristin Bell and Dax Shepard are engaged. Bell, showed off her engagement ring last night at the Grammy’s.

The report also mentions they like to play Scrabble, gab about “American Idol,” and snuggle. Yawn. Who wants some Kashi and mimosas?

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Kate Moss and Jamie Hince Engaged

Looks like Peter Doherty will have to find someone else to bail him out of jail and take him down after taking too much of the bad stuff. It is being reported that Kate Moss is engaged.

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This weekend Moss celebrated her 36th birthday with her boyfriend, Jamie Hince, who flew in to see her. The model and Kills guitarist have been attached at the groin since 2007. Shortly after she finally dumped Dohery she hooked up with Hince and things took off from there.

Via Daily Mail:

Hince, 40, flew out to meet Miss Moss last week while she was working in Mustique and proposed on Saturday, her 36th birthday, using a diamond ring chosen with the help of her boss and friend, Topshop tycoon Philip Green.

‘It was the first time they had been alone together in quite a while and it was extremely emotional. Kate and Jamie are in a very good place, they already live together and this is the next step to settling down for good.’

Congrats and my hats off to your proudly displayed recycle bins full of empty booze bottles. That is the mark of a environmentally friend booze-hound.

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Penelope Cruz Wearing Engagement Ring for Months – Photos

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Penelope Cruz has been wearing a diamond surrounded sapphire ring and creating a flurry of engagement rumors. The sparkler has been photographed on her many times and each time the ring is on her left ring finger. She and her now rumored fiancé, Javier Bardem, fought of pregnancy rumors a few weeks ago and bashed them as being completely false.

Now media outlets like NY Daily insist she and Bardem are telling friends that they are planning on getting married. I will note that most sources are calling the ring “new” when in fact, it is not new. Photographs shown above and below show her wearing the ring as far back as July for the premiere of “Broken Embraces.” While it is possible this is her engagement ring, reports that she is flaunting a new diamond ring aren’t quite true.

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Britney Spears Back to Blonde Braless and Engaged- Photos

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Oh how I adore Britney Spears rumors. Today we are going with another engagement rumor coupled with her newly bleached weave.

Spears has been sporting a diamond ring on her left ring finger the past few months. She and her latest romantic attachment, Jason Trawick, have been on the wedding rumor wagon for months now. Currently, the engagement is fictitious so don’t be searching you mail boxes for invites to Brit-Brit’s nuptials.

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