In a weekend of celebs trying to out-do each other with baby news, Hilary Duff announced that she was pregnant!
Janet Jackson Engaged ?!
August 3, 2011 By 1 Comment
If you believe everything you read on the internet, then Janet Jackson is engaged. So far none of your typically reliable media sources have confirmed the news, but we are going to take a looksie at it anyway.
Janet started dating Qatari businessman Wissam Al Mana in 2009. The current engagement rumor insists that they have actually been engaged for over a year, but waited to make the announcement until she was done with her world tour. According to National Enquirer, “friends” and “sources” say that Janet and Wissam will be making the official engagement announcement by the end of this summer.
Robert Pattinson Dumps Kristen Stewart for Caitlin Cronenberg – RUMOR
July 6, 2011 By 5 Comments
Famous Magazine is hoping Twihards’ money will dance out of their Cullen family crest adorned wallets for another story about a Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart break up.
The mag is notorious for Robsten stories that need to be Febreezed because they reek of crap. (Those include: Kristin having an affair with Taylor Lautner, engagement, phantom pregnancy and Robert’s “secret son.”) So it’s no surprise that another love triangle/break up story is being cranked out.
Kim Kardashian Engaged
May 25, 2011 By 1 Comment
Looks like tabloids are going to have to resort back butt implant rumors and we can all breathe a sigh of FINALLY while throwing covers of Us Weekly into wind. Kim Kardashian is engaged.
Kim has been letting Kris Humphries brush her mane and tell her how pretty she is for the last 6 months. Now, Kris will join the krazy permanently. Humphries proposed on May 18th.
Kourtney Kardashian and Scot Disick ENGAGED
February 16, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Ew. It baffles me as to why Kourtney Kardashian is slumming it with Scott Disick (I am pretty sure the “S” is silent). She was the most tolerable of the Klan. (Khloe was my fav before she went all ‘I have a husband/I am married = I can’t do anything’).
Looks like E! will be all Kardashians all the time. Kourtney and Captain Hair Products are getting a spinoff of their spinoff. Kris, being queen of the pimps, took a break from telling Kim to get Botox to nab Kourtney and her Macy’s Day Parade boyfriend a show centering around their engagement.
Via OK!:
“Kourtney and Scott are getting married this year,” a friend of the lovebirds tells OK!. “Kourtney is thrilled about it. She loves Scott, and she wants to be his wife. She’s already looking at dresses and other details.”
Popeater adds:
“The last episode of ‘Kourtney and Kim Take New York’ is Scott proposing,” an insider tells me. “Then just like sister Khloe and Lamar, Kourtney and Scott will not only get their own show but also a wedding. It’s going to be TV gold. I’m told it will be complete with outrageous wedding plans, chaos, dresses and, of course, Scott being a groomzilla.”
This is about as good of an idea as that epic fail the Kardashian Kard. (Seriously who wants to whip that Kard out to buy their Target goodies? It basically says, ‘Hello cashier! I am an a$$hole!’
Jessica Simpson Drinks Tequila to Squash Pregnancy Rumors
December 2, 2010 By 1 Comment
Jessica Simpson’s baby is either a lush or fictitious. I am going with a make-believe lush.
Simpson has been the subject of pregnancy rumors on and off for years. She’s a celeb with lady parts. It comes with the territory. She announced her engagement just days after ex-husband announced he was going to marry Vanessa Manillawhatever. Combine that with her recent weight gain and you have a tabloid story made in burrito bloat turned baby bump heaven.
Jess rode that rumor train for a few days because she is smarter than she looks/acts and finally put an end to the pregnancy stories. She and her fiancé, Eric Johnson, hit up Stanton Social after her Rockefeller tree lighting gig on Tuesday and got their drank on. A spy (aka Papa Joe faking a British accent and heavy breathing to the NY Post) squealed that she gobbled down tequila with her 20+ entourage.
“They were very well-mannered and drank basil lime gimlets, pineapple 75′s, Maker’s on the rocks, margaritas and wine. They ordered a lot of food. Jessica let her guard down enough to steal a few kisses from her fiancé in front of papa Joe. Jessica, Eric and the crew settled on shots of Don Julio to finish out the evening.”
There you have it. No babies for Jessica yet. I am sure when her Rent-A-Center fiancé’s contract is due to be renewed in a few years we will start this mess all over again.
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Prince William and Kate Middleton Wedding Date Is…
November 23, 2010 By 1 Comment
Dust off your ascot and say-something hat with gigantic flower on it. Prince William and Kate Middleton have announced their wedding date. All you bridezillas getting married on Friday, April 29, 2011 better reschedule because you will be competing with Will and Kate.
Twitter made the official announcement. I am not joking. The British Monarchy has an account..BRITISHMONARCHY
“Prince William and Miss Catherine Middleton will be married on Friday 29th April 2011”
The couple’s engagement announcement also first made it’s debut on Twitter. ClarenceHouse tweeted:
“The Prince of Wales is delighted to announce the engagement of Prince William to Miss Catherine Middleton”
William and Kate will have the ceremony at Westminster Abbey. It is the church where Princess Diana’s funeral was held, Queen Elizabeth II was married, British kings and queens are crowned and where 17 monarchs are buried.
Fingers crossed this will be the Best Man….
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Kate Middleton’s Engagement Ring Belonged to Princess Diana– PHOTOS
November 16, 2010 By Leave a Comment
Prince William and Kate Middleton are officially engaged. Prince Charles made the announcement confirming what has been rumored for months.
The eldest of the Princes asked Kate’s father’s permission before he proposed and then popped the question in Kenya. The wedding is being planned for the spring/summer of 2011. A prenup is also being crafted and Middleton is ditching her nickname Kate for the more formal Catherine. (For more details click HERE…)
William proposed with his mother’s engagement ring. Princess Diana picked out and wore it after her February engagement in 1981. The ring is an 18 carat sapphire oval cut stone surrounded by diamonds.
‘As you may have recognized, it’s my mother’s engagement ring, so of course it’s very special to me and Kate’s very special to me now as well, and it’s only right the two are put together.
‘It was my way of making sure my mother didn’t miss out on today, and the excitement and the fact that we’re going to spend the rest of our lives together. The timing is right now, we are both very, very happy.’
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Jessica Simpson Engagement Ring – PHOTOS
November 15, 2010 By Leave a Comment
Jessica Simpson and her out of work boyfriend announced their engagement just days after her ex-husband, Nick Lachey, announced he was going to be marrying Vanessa Minnillo. Insert a million PR stunt queen jokes here. It’s far too easy to think of Creepy Papa Joe offering Eric Johnson a lifetime supply of mac and cheese (the good kind), a 3-year subscription to Field and Stream magazine and all a nacho cheese fountain in exchange for an engagement ring.
Jessica was pimping her clothing collection at Dillards in Kansas City on Saturday and wearing what is rumored to be her engagement ring. It is a 3-stone ring with a center ruby stone that is flanked by two diamonds.
I shouldn’t be so mean. I am sure it is really had nothing to do with Nick. Papa Joe’s trip to Jared’s fall clearance bin was actually just holiday shopping and Eric attending his Stunt Queens Club and swearing on a stack of Us Weekly’s was purely coincidental.
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Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo are Engaged
November 5, 2010 By 1 Comment
Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo are vanilla squared, but they are engaged. So bust out the corndogs and tissues for Jessica Simpson. Nick Tweeted the confirmation of their engagement…
“Hey all. If anyone’s heard the rumors of my engagement, they are absolutely true! Vanessa and I couldn’t be happier. Thanks for all the love”
A rep, who was glad to finally have something to do, also had the couple craft a statement full of giggles and rainbows…
“We’re excited and incredibly happy about our engagement and we look forward to a wonderful future together.”
As far as the act of putting a ring on it goes, he stated that he proposed “on bended knee” with what is rumored to be an Asscher-cut diamond with baguettes from Bader & Garrin.
“I popped the question on bended knee. I do a lot of squats so my knees are very strong.”
Their chocolate fountain, cascading white lilies, chicken tenders buffet and open bar will be brought to you by Jessica Simpson’s money.
