Steve Jobs has 6 Weeks to Live – PHOTOS

Here is another one from the National Enquirer… A few days ago NE treated us to a tale OJ Simpson getting a prison yard beat down that turned out to be completely false (click HERE for that story…). Now we are getting a tale of Steve Jobs dying.

The rag is running with a story and photo that is allegedly Jobs leaving Stanford Cancer Center looking painfully thin. This is the same center that Patrick Swayze visited in his battle with cancer. Steve is in fact on an indefinite medical leave due to new problems from an islet cell neuroendocrine tumor (tumor on his pancreas) but their story has given him a mere six weeks to live. He has been battling with these cancer related issues publicly since 2004. In 2008 Bloomberg accidentally published an obituary for Jobs that had blank spaces for his age and final cause of death.

As for his current state…he is well enough to visit with Barack Obama in California today (Thursday Feb. 17th). However the report says that he is a dangerously underweight at 130 lbs (he is 6’2”).

“Critical care physician Dr Samuel Jacobson also told the Enquirer: ‘Judging from the photos, he is close to terminal. I would say he has six weeks. He is emaciated and looks to have lost a lot of muscle mass, which spells a poor prognosis.’

A source who recently saw Mr Jobs added: ‘He is very frail, moving like a weak, feeble old man. He weaves back and forth when he walks, as if he is having trouble keeping his balance, and the pain of every step is evident on his face.’”

Brave face or simply false report, we hope Mr. Jobs gets well soon.

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Russell Crowe DIED – Rumor

Because it is Thursday and we are all ready to clock out and play with sparklers and drink massive amounts of Pabst (I am pretty sure it’s the appropriate drank of Fourth of July), here comes a “Russell Crowe died y’all!” rumor.

You can stop clutching your Gladiator posters and packing up your toys because your masturbatorial fantasy from 2000 is alive and well. Russell Crowe is not dead.

Ashlee Simpson Depressed After Heather Locklear Demanded Firing

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THIS is hardly surprising! Ashlee Simpson-Wentz was reportedly fired from “Melrose Place” because producers thought she couldn’t act, and only hired her to create buzz for the show. Now she is so upset over being let go that she is apparently “teetering on the edge of an emotional breakdown,” devastated at the loss of her gig.

Per Monsters And Critics:

“Ashlee didn’t see it coming, and now she’s crushed,” said a friend to the Enquirer. “She invested her heart and soul into the job. She feels like the rug has been pulled out from under her.”

Obviously they didn’t watch her on “7th Heaven” or they would have known how terrible of an actress she already was. Meanwhile, Ashlee’s sister Jessica, who used to help promote her sister’s former show regularly on her Twitter page, has changed her tune about the show.

Per Twitter:

“CW catching up on MP.who writes this crap?i have had bad scripts to work with,but this?thank God my sister is amazing and got you some press”

Wow, that’s quite the diss coming from someone who starred in “Major Movie Star!” Sorry Jessica, but the show was crap from Day 1. And Ashlee can’t act either. Ashlee’s character will make her final appearance on the show in January.

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