“This A/B+ list couple is already easy on the eyes, but they are obsessed with their weight. In order to stay svelte, they have started using coke.” [Hollywood Dame]
Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart Topless Baby Cover
May 5, 2010 By Leave a Comment
Umm…this is the most awkward family photo. The whole, “Hey I am naked and holding a baby!” thing is freaking me out. Children and babies in general make me uncomfortable, but (formerly hot) Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart nekkid on the cover of Us while holding their baby is a new level of DO NOT WANT. It just doesn’t seem like the time to show off pubic hair. Perhaps their agent should have protested when the words “take off your shirt and pants” were uttered at a FAMILY PHOTO.
Regardless, they use words like “blessed” and “miracle” to describe their entrance into parenthood and exit from naked times, coke filled bubble baths and dress up with Kari Ann Peniche. (Click HERE for a walk down that memory lane.)
“We felt so blessed. The moment we’ve been waiting for finally came.” Dane added, “It changes how you look at things and how you feel about things. I like to think of myself as an artist — but now I’m working for my kid. Now I’m a father. I’ve got a lunch pail, I go to work and I come home and I make sure my kid is taken care of, and I make sure my wife is take care of. Childbirth is a miracle, and we’ve created this life.”
On a further shallow note, what up with McSteamy’s belly button? I think it is trying to cast a spell on me with its outie powers. What do you y’all think about the name Billie Beatrice?
Quoteables:
Dlisted: “McSteamy does diapers? That mess sounds like the title of a NOT RIGHT scat porn. Even I’ll pass.”
Celebitchy: “I just think we, as a society, should demand that when celebrities pose with their newborn babies, they shouldn’t have to pose in their underwear like they were doing a cheesecake “Firefighters of Ladder 21” calendar to raise money for a new hose.”
Socialite Life – “Hopefully when shooting the birthing video, they taped over the sex nude tape, so little Billie will never have to witness that hot mess.”
Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart Coke Scandal 11.0
September 3, 2009 By 1 Comment
Again? These two really should keep their noses clean. (Terrible pun intended.)
After their drug educed sexy times tape fell into the wrong hands and was aired out via the net, these two are back to snorting unabashed. Rebecca is a known coke and pot fan so it really isn’t a surprise. However, I am bummed that Eric Dane has slummed it and been outed as druggie. (I know, “druggie” is so 1989 ’Just Say No!’ anti-drug program for elementary children.)
McCokey and wife hit a party in Hollywood to get their fix. A couple of eye witnesses who blabbed to National Enquirer stated Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart snorted cocaine together.
“I think Eric and Rebecca were there to get high. It didn’t take long before she asked where the coke was. They went into another room and started snorting lines of cocaine. I watched them do it.
They arrived in the afternoon and stayed well into the evening. Rebecca used to date one of the guys at the house. I’m sure she knew he had major drug connections. The party took place up a winding road at a hideaway mansion that is notorious for the availability of a wide array of different drugs, said the source.
“Put it this way, if you’re at this house, you’re there to get high. I saw Rebecca snort lines a couple of times – and Eric at least once. Lots of people were in and out of that home that night for the same reason – drugs.”
This isn’t the first time that Gayheart used drugs in front of a crowd. She was photographed holding a crack pipe while sitting naked in a tub. (Click HERE for that photo and story.) That photo was then published by, again, Enquirer. Dane and Rebecca have notoriously been in and out of AA and other groups to help clean up their acts, but they always fall off the wagon.
It’s sad when hot people are gross. It’s like when someone sneezes on a birthday cake.
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