Taylor Lautner and Selena Gomez are Dating Again

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The other night at the People’s Choice Awards, Taylor Swift gave ex-boyfriend Taylor Lautner a standing ovation when he won the award for Favorite Break-Out Movie Actor. But don’t read too much into that – There is no reunion between Taylor-Squared since it seems Lautner has moved on.. err, moved back… to ex girlfriend Selena Gomez.

Per iVillage:

“There’s still a definitive spark between [Selena and Taylor L.],” a source tells Star, adding that he’s been quietly rekindling his romance with her even after they ended their courtship at the end of May 2009.

But just how did the two tween-stars find their way back to eachother? Its been rumored a little bit of interference by Gomez and John Mayer might be to blame. Mayer reportedly asked Swift to sing on his single “Half of My Heart” and a so-called friend says Mayer has a crush on her. Swift is said to have rejected Mayer’s advances, but Lautner was still left “devastated.” In swoops Gomez, I would presume, and caused uncertainty in our Taylor-Squared relationship.

However, more realistically, the Taylors simply didn’t have a lot in common, with rumblings of their being no strong feelings on Swift’s side. Apparently, this girls squinting has messed with her vision cause who wouldn’t want Lautner? Whatever the real reason behind the breakup – its Swift’s loss and Gomez’s lucky gain!

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Images Via: Gossip Teen (Note- These are photos from their first time dating.)

Jennifer Garner is all Stabby Over Gwyneth Paltrow

Looks the uber adorable and typically demure Jennifer Garner is ready to cut a ho. Someone teach her use a straight razor first. Maybe we should start her on Venus razors first.

Good ol’ Us Weekly is claiming that Garner is still a beast of raging jealousy. Despite having two of the most gorgeous kids with her husband, Ben Affleck, Jen is flipping her shiz over Violet’s friendship with Gwyneth Paltrow‘s son. Moses and attend the same school of over privileged children who eat gold and ride flying ponies around. According to the mag, this eats away at Jennifer and she can’t stand having her husband’s ex girlfriend’s offspring in vicinity of her or Violet.

“A source claims that the proximity to the ex-girlfriend and her family is very uncomfortable for Jen, especially when it comes to play dates with the kids. Jen had issues with Violet attending a birthday bash for Moses back in April, but then had a bigger problem when she found Moses in her own house!

The source says: “After the party, Ben’s mom invited Moses over to Ben and Jen’s house for a play date. Jen came home and flipped out! She was so angry at Ben’s Mom for inviting them over.”

I am calling BS on this one. Perhaps it’s because I have admiration for the former “Alias” star. Or…you know…common sense.

Joe Jonas Disses Taylor Swift in New Song

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In the new Jonas Brothers upcoming album “Lines, Vines, and Trying Times,” Joe Jonas is taking a dig at former girlfriend Taylor Swift in their song called “Much Better.” Having first denied that their first single “Paranoid” from the album about a crazy ex-girlfriend was a cheap shot at Joes and Taylors’ relationship, this new song clearly spells out what happened between the couple… Or at least, his version on why the middle brother dumped the country singer for actress Camilla Belle. It even very specifically refers to Taylor’s hit song, “Teardrops on My Guitar.

Per Star:

Lyrics to “Much Better”

I get a rep for breakin’ hearts
Now I’m done with superstars
And all the tears on her guitar
I’m not bitter

But now I see
Everything I’d ever need
Is the girl in front of me
She’s much better

According to the brothers, the album’s songs are all about things they’ve gone through and personal experiences, calling them their “journals in song”… So I guess we should expect songs about breaking curfew, being temporarily dumped for Robert Pattinson, and being told to clean up by mom?

Wow, that seems to be a pretty obvious slam to me! Lets hope Taylor responds with a song herself titled “You are a womanizing dillhole!”

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Images Via: Fame Pictures

Bridget Moynahan is Going to Shank Gisele Bundchen

Remember when baby daddy stealing Gisele Bundchen talked crazy to Vanity Fair about her Tom Brady’s son being “100% her own” baby? Yeah, that didn’t sit well with his real mother.

Bridget Moynahan is furious with Gisele. The newlywed Victoria Secret veteran wasn’t exactly in the good graces of Bridget, but now that she has brought baby John into her press whoring the gloves are off. A “friend” of team Moynahan went to Page Six and revealed her wrath.

“If Gisele loved Bridget’s child like he was ’100 percent her own,’ then she would not talk about him in the press. Discretion and respect are not either of Gisele or Tom’s virtues, as was evidenced even when the child was still unborn and they publicly flaunted their relationship without any discretion whatsoever.

Don’t you think Jack will grow up and read her comments and find them disrespectful to him and his mother? If Tom is such a great father as everyone likes to say, then you would think that he’d respect the privacy of his young child and would ask his wife not to use his son as a publicity prop and a subject of public discussion. Is she is so desperate for attention that she can’t find anything more productive to talk about other than Bridget’s child?”

Egads. Someone is going to get an earful from someone’s attorney. I am guessing Tom doesn’t ask Gisele to do anything. Princess Chi Chi’s probably does, says and gets whatever her perky bum wants. The “friend” also added in a final quip…

“Hey Gisele — real mothers don’t call their kids ‘it.’ “

This is true and hence my aversion to children. I once called the little mongrel boys next door “those things of mass destruction their parents call children” and I am no longer on their Christmas Card list. Which is said because I now lack something festive to line my kitty’s poo box with.

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Images Via: Vanity Fair, Pacific Coast News