National Enquirer Publishes Whitney Houston Casket Photo

Stay classy National Enquirer. The rag has crossed the line with many readers and critics. While you are paying for your V8, Smirnoff, hot sauce, lemon juice and Worcestershire sauce (aka breakfast), a photo Whitney Houston’s body lying in a casket will smack you in the face.

Whitney fans (and the general public who want to buy their Kashi without a gauntlet of dead people pictures) are appalled. The headline on the rag screams “Whitney: The Last Photo!” and the songstress is wearing a purple dress, sparkly earrings and her usual smoky eye shadow. Her nickname, Nippy, flanked by two musical notes are sewn into the lining.

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Zac Efron Nude Photo Scandal

Zac Efron is the latest to endure a nude photo scandal. At least it’s someone you might actually want to see nude. Blake Lively was the last to have some “fake” nude pics leak to the net.

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Eclipse Movie Posters

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So I got an email (more like sparkle covered squee-mail from a Twihard) with a supposed leak of the first Eclipse movie poster. The poster supposedly came from “one of my friends who works for a company working on the Twilight movies here in Vancouver.”

It screams fake and looks super fan made. But, being that is it Friday and this sort of thing amuses me I found the temptation too much. Enjoy the first Twilight Saga: Eclipse poster in all its photoshopped glory. I also included some other fan made creations for your enjoyment.

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I am not sure who the stranger batch above the title is supposed to be. Bald Kristen Stewart?

UPDATE: The Official Poster has been released! CLICK HERE to see it.

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Images Via: Google Images

Dakota Fanning’s ‘New Moon’ Poster a Fake – Photos

Tweens and Twimoms were excited to have this fresh “New Moon” poster of Dakota Fanning portraying the torture loving Jane. However, it is a fake.

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Obviously it has been shopped. The scarlet eyed Dakota was made from an old Gap ad. Sorry to disappoint, but personally some of the best posters I have seen have been fan made.

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Image Via: Gap, Twihards

Michael Jackson’s Autopsy Results – Rumor

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Reports of supposed autopsy results for singer Michael Jackson are making their way around the World Wide Web. According to the documents, Jackson’s body was emaciated and bald at the time of his death.

Via The New York Post:

“He was skin and bone, his hair had fallen out, and he had been eating nothing but pills when he died. Injection marks all over his body and the disfigurement caused by years of plastic surgery show he’d been in terminal decline for some years. There were four fresh injections around his heart, presumably from attempts to pump adrenaline into it to jumpstart it.”

Though the report seems plausible given the condition the pop icon was last seen in, other sources are reporting that the autopsy results are a fake.

Via TMZ:

“We’ve learned the story making the rounds detailing the terrible condition of Michael Jackson’s body is a fake. A report in The Sun gave harrowing details of the body, but we’ve learned the ‘autopsy report’ was fabricated and completely false.”

I don’t who to believe Kittens. Though I hate to admit it, TMZ was the first to accurately report Jackson’s passing.

These new rumors come only a day after Joe Jackson and daughter Janet made an appearance at the BET Awards. Though choked-up, Janet managed to state the following:

Via People:

“To you, Michael is an icon. To us, Michael is family. He will forever live in all of hearts. On behalf of my family and myself, thank you for all of your love, thank you for all of your support. We miss him so much. Thank you so much.”

[Jamie Foxx Moonwalk at BET Awards Video]

Actor/singer Jamie Foxx and Beyonce all paid tribute to the King of Pop at the ceremony.

As soon as an official cause of death is released, we will report it to you. Until then, we at Hollywood Dame are going to let Michael rest in peace.

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Images Via: BET

Rob Pattinson Faked His Abs for ‘New Moon’

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I fear for my life for speaking ill of Pattinson. I believe it is being added to the commandments…”Thou shalt not speaketh ill of the Sparklepants.”

After the photos of Robert Pattinson shirtless for his role in “New Moon” surfaced, the hearts of tweens everywhere went squee! I hate to rain on other people’s parade, but it is being stated that Pattinson’s toned ab muscles were fake.

Via MTV UK:

“Rob had a team of makeup artists working on his stomach to make it appear as if he had a six pack” one claimed. Rob is definitely not that in shape,’ says the source. ‘He hates the gym and will never really be a muscle man! They used all the tricks – including liquid body paint, shading, and airbrushing to make his torso look toned and whenever they stopped filming, Rob would duck back insider to get touched up by the makeup team.”

I am hoping that this is a filthy and jealous lie told by some extra out to dethrone Sparklepants.

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Britney Spears Mo Perfume Ad – Video

Britney Spears loves the gays y’all. She has put together a satirical commercial to prove it.

The fake gay perfume was created for Logo’s NewNowNext Awards. The show put together the commercial to be lighthearted and fun. “Mo” uses the tagline: “One spray and the gays will run your way.” It pokes fun at Spears’ fragrance empire which typically features her running through a forest in fairy wings or trying to hook up in a hotel room.

Per MTV:

“She’s having fun with her gay audience, because she’s an official gay icon at such a young and tender age,” said Christopher Willey, a Logo executive producer. (Logo and MTV are both owned by Viacom.)

Wait….“tender?” Isn’t she the one who has two kids, went crazy, shaved her head and yelled “lick it, ride it, snort it” it the middle of a court room? They could have at least been honest and said, “She is a saucy ho and saucy hoes sell.”

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