Or maybe she is just demonstrating the proper position for an elementary school tornado drill. Or maybe someone dropped some coke on the ground and she is going green and trying not to be wasteful. Or maybe Lindsay Lohan was showing paparazzi the proper prayer position when praising Allah.
Lohan was outside of Motor City Bar around 2:30 A.M. and crouched down on the street after falling. She Tweeted that she simply “slipped and fell” and then she told TMZ that she was just “making a joke.” In her defense, she was wearing ridiculous platform heels that appeared to be serving an orthopedic purpose. I am sure she was just enjoying a lively game of darts at that bar with her underage sister for several hours and enjoyed Shirley Temples and lively conversation about domestic policy into the wee hours of the morning.
This is just me being a germaphobe…while I love the Big Apple…you couldn’t pay me or ploy me with cookies to press my hands and face against the street in NY. The urine smell is just not my thing.













