Lindsay Lohan Falling Down Drunk ?!– PHOTOS

Or maybe she is just demonstrating the proper position for an elementary school tornado drill. Or maybe someone dropped some coke on the ground and she is going green and trying not to be wasteful. Or maybe Lindsay Lohan was showing paparazzi the proper prayer position when praising Allah.

Lohan was outside of Motor City Bar around 2:30 A.M. and crouched down on the street after falling. She Tweeted that she simply “slipped and fell” and then she told TMZ that she was just “making a joke.” In her defense, she was wearing ridiculous platform heels that appeared to be serving an orthopedic purpose. I am sure she was just enjoying a lively game of darts at that bar with her underage sister for several hours and enjoyed Shirley Temples and lively conversation about domestic policy into the wee hours of the morning.

This is just me being a germaphobe…while I love the Big Apple…you couldn’t pay me or ploy me with cookies to press my hands and face against the street in NY. The urine smell is just not my thing.

Steven Tyler Falls Off Stage

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Legendary Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler was airlifted to a hospital after falling from stage during a concert at the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally in western South Dakota on Wednesday night. The sound system had failed and Tyler was trying to entertain the crowd during the song “Love in an Elevator” when he stepped backwards, stepping off of the catwalk, and falling onto a couple of fans. Security guards rushed to his aid, helping the singer get up and taking him backstage while the crowd cheered.

Per MTV:

“He does a lot of dancing on the stage and he does a lot of stuff with his mic stand. He put his stand down and twirled around and stepped backwards off the stage,” said Mike Sanborn, spokesman for the Buffalo Chip Campground, which hosted the outdoor concert. “He was good natured about it,” Sanborn said. “He was in good spirits when he got in the helicopter. He was talking and joking with the physician. It was an unfortunate end to an extraordinary evening.”

Aerosmith guitarist Joe Perry came out to tell the audience Tyler was being taken to the hospital and that the show would not go on, about halfway through the concert. Fans were disappointed the concert was cut short but hoped Tyler wasn’t seriously hurt. He was attended to on site by a physician before being flown to Rapid City Regional Hospital. Tyler is said to have suffered minor head, neck, and shoulder injuries, but it wasn’t immediately clear how serious those injuries are. No additional details have been released as of late.
How horrible! We wish Tyler a full and speedy recovery.

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Madonna Falls on Stage – Video

During Madge’s Rio show she slipped and fell on her Herculean asset.

After rain made the stage a bit slippery and her insistence of wearing those fugly sunglasses made it hard to maneuver the stage, she took a tumble. At the 37 second mark, Madonna slips and falls. Trying to be sexy about it, and failing miserably, she raises a leg in a I-meant-to-do-that kinda way. This isn’t the first time her granny tushy braced her stupidity. She fell in Lisbona and Denmark as well.

Huzzah! That’s what I love to see. Ho down Rio style. It was probably revenge of the guitar she assaults on a nightly basis. Isn’t there laws against guitar rape?

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