Robert Pattinson Goes Nuts On Fan With Swine Flu

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A teenage Twi-hard kissed Robert Pattinson full on the lips before letting him know she had been getting over swine flu, and the actor was sure to know he was none-to-pleased about it. She apparently just happened to spot him standing on the side of the road when she jumped out of the car and threw herself at him. Pattinson might have been a little more acceptable of the kiss if the fan hadn’t said to him that her mother didn’t want her to get out and meet her idol because she was just getting over the swine flu! The revelation sent Pattinson into a bit of a tizzy! He then shoved the girl away and ran off, while yelling over his shoulder at her.

Per News.com.au:

“You have the Swine Flu?… What the hell are you doing kissing anyone?” Rob then told his bodyguards, “You guys have got to keep these crazies away from me!”

Pattinson next went to a drugstore and bought a bottle of Listerine, according to various reports. Surely the excitement of spotting Pattinson randomly on the street over whelmed her good judgment but you can’t blame him for being peeved! You have to give him credit for not smacking the girl all the way back to her mothers car!

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Britney Spears Dance Attacked by Fan – Video

While performing on her Circus tour, Britney Spears was dance attacked by a crazed fan.

During “WomanizerKyle King snuck on stage to dance with Spears. He was just a few feet away from the pop princess as she backed away from his dance moves. Thank the show gods that her dancers were able to swoop in and get the 20 year old off the stage. You can see him at the 2:17 second marker appear right in front of the singer as he tries to get his crunk on. Spears appeared to be pretty shaken up and spooked, but carried on to finish the last few minutes of the show. The fan was taken into custody and arrested.

Per E Online:

“A detective with the Connecticut State Police confirms to E! News that King was arrested for breach of peace and release on $250 cash bond. He is expected at Norwich Superior Court on June 18.”

Lets say for the sake of argument that this fan with happy feet was drunk or high thanks to a pill he found on the floor.

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Drunk Fan Lays Into Brad Pitt

At one of the Golden Globe after party’s a “fan” of Brad Pitt finally told him to shave his sad little mustache and that his latest film, “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button” made him look fugly. This is why an after party is worth 3 hours of head patting at the awards.

From This is London:

“Brad was enjoying a cocktail and chatting with friends at party when this woman, who was clearly drunk, approached him. She went on and on about how the aging make-up in The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button made him look ugly as a dog’.”

Obviously the woman didn’t get the plot as the entire story was about him aging backward. So Pitt explained the vital “bad makeup” old age scenes. After he finished his explanation, she moved closer to him and examined his face and said:

“You should definitely shave that goatee because it looks just horrible.”

I swear this wasn’t me. Although I might have done the same thing. I also thought about starting a petition to get that baby pornstache shaved…..then I realized I really don’t care that much.