Rihanna’s Sideshow Bob Hair – PHOTOS

…the hell? I get that she is trying to be edgy, but I thought she paid someone to tell her when her Go Go Gadget Weave was accidentally set to Sideshow Bob/Slash. Rihanna hit up Las Palmas with her red hair explosion.

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Mischa Barton: Fashion Disaster

This should be a poster that is used in high schools to scare kids straight. Screw those eggs being fried in a pan and only giving children the urge to hit IHOP post smoke. Put up posters of Mischa Barton and tell the story of the time she tried to snort wasabi peas after mistaking them for the bad stuff.

I miss the days Marissa Cooper. I miss the days when she had someone to tell her that her hair color is hideous and that lipstick makes her look whorey. Where the hell is Mel Gibson when you need him?

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Britney Spears Needs to Change the Oil in Her Weave

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Lovelies, it is one of those days where there is shiz for news and I am already hung over for the day. I should be out side making myself into a tanned goddess and eating banoffee. (It’s a pie and is delicious despite the involvement of bananas.) So, in lieu of any real substance here, I am doing a shameful photo post of Brit-Brits toe up, Dolla’ Tree weave.

I thought she had gobs of cash. I know that K Von Ton O’ Funyuns is taking a hefty slice of her scratch, but I am pretty sure she could afford something that wasn’t $12.95 and from a kiosk in the mall. The is Britney Spears. Robert Pattinson should be growing his unicorn patch long enough for her to harvest decent locks.

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Marion Cotillard Fertility Goddess Fashion

What is on your feet Marion Cotillard?

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She my have stuck her foot in her mouth with comments about 9/11, but the Oscar winning actress proved her bravery while wearing some eye raising Dior sandals. A naked and pregnant statue made the heel of the shoe. The John Galliano designed shoe captured the form of a fertility goddess because there isn’t enough nude pregnant women featured in footwear.

Hot or Not?

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Fashion Disaster: Drew Barrymore

Here we have the usual suspect. While I applaud Drew Barrymore’s effort at pushing the boundaries and being fearless when it comes to wear what she please, this is an awful choice. The puffy sleeves scream rejected 1980’s prom dress. Perhaps this is better suited for a magazine spread. On the plus side she is looking very svelte.

I am guessing I am the only one who immediately thought of Napoleon Dynamite saying: “I like your sleeves, they’re real big.”

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Brooke Hogan – Fashion Disaster

Ugh. Brooke Hogan tries far too hard or not enough. I can’t decide which. She looks like a Britney Spears “Gimmie More” reject. If you are going to rip someone’s style at least rip something good. Like the pink thong on the outside of leather pants outfit. Now that was classy.

I feel somewhat bad for this girl. Either she is clueless as to how terrible her music/style is or she is that oblivious to reality in general.

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Madonna’s Desperation Fashion Disaster

If Tim Gunn were to look at this mess, his eyes would tear up and the fashion heavens would open up and smote this beast for wearing her daughter’s Chuck Taylors. All that is missing from this horrid creation of desperation trying to recapture her youth is that ridiculous ‘hat of hope’ that Aretha wore to the inauguration.

What Others Said:

D-Listed - “No, this isn’t the crazy old lady from the subway who skips around singing nursery rhymes for quarters. True story: I’ve seen a lady like that on the train.”

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Debra Messing – Celebrity Fashion Disaster

Dear Debra Messing,

Unless you are a bride, royalty or Elton John…don’t even try and rock a tiara.

P.S.

“The Starter Wife” sucked and that ho you kicked off first class last year for an extra seat for your ego was me. I hope that one day you will be thrown into coach and be forced to sit next to a child who is oozing boogers and poop in a karmic retaliation.

Signed,

The Dame

Ashlee Simpson Defends Jessica Simpson’s Weight Issue

Jessica Simpson showed off her slight fuller & healthier looking figure over the weekend — and now her critics have made a mountain out of a mole hill!

At this past Sunday’s Kiss Country Chili Cook Off in Pembroke Pines Florida, the 28-year-old singer and part time actress dressed in high-waisted jeans and a double belt, shocked people with her new paded bod. A lot of websites out there are poking fun at her, calling her fat and overweight now. Fat??? True, she looks like she may have gained a few pounds. But this is more of a case of bad fashion statement as she made The Dame’s Fashion Disaster list (Click Here to See That Story) Simpson has always had a curvy figure, but her fashion choice this weekend was horrible. A couple of people have since come to her defense, including her younger sister Ashlee Simpson.

Per AshleeSimpsonMusic.com:

“I am completely disgusted by the headlines concerning my sister’s weight. A week after the inauguration and with such a feeling of hope in the air for our country, I find it completely embarrassing and belittling to all women to read about a woman’s weight or figure as a headline on Fox News.

All women come in different shapes, sizes, and forms and just because you’re a celebrity, there shouldn’t be a different standard.”

Is this something you would say to your wife, daughter, mother, grandmother, or even a friend?

I seriously doubt it.

How can we expect teenage girls to love and respect themselves in an environment where we criticize a size 2 figure?

Now can we focus on the things that really matter.

-Ash”

So Jessica is a size two and they’re attacking her weight? Wow -What a “glamorous” message to be sending to all the pre-teen girls who idolizes her. Hollywood trainer and author of “The 5 Factor Diet” Harley Pasternak has also come to the defense of Miss Simpson, defending her. Her former trainer tells “Extra” that the singer is now Healthy. Pasternak worked with Simpson during the filming of “Major Movie Star” in 2007.

Via Extra:

“She has curves where a woman needs to have curves. We all go a little bit up and a little bit down. But she’s healthy. She’s still sexy. She’s still a beautiful woman. And I have no problem with the way she looks.” He adds, “I think if more people looked the way she looks now, the country would be a lot healthier.” Says Pasternak. “I think Jessica has a really healthy perspective on her healthy body image and looks like a woman. I would take her body any day over somebody who’s emaciated and looks unhealthy.”

Personally, weight-wise she looks fantastic and is a very beautiful person. Fashion-wise it was not one of her better choices. Jessica usually is dressed very stylishly in clothes that flatter her body. Maybe it was just an off day for her? It takes a very specific type of woman to pull off those high-waisted jeans, and Miss Simpson surely is no Victoria Beckham. Stick to the low-waisted jeans, honey.

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SAG Awards Worst Dressed: Katie Holmes’ Nipples and Terri Hatcher’s Curtains

The SAG Awards fashion cup runneth over with dreadful fashion and faux pas. Katie Holmes clearly was cold and the entire time she was up at the podium. I am surprised that after she announced the award for the Best Actor category, Sean Penn didn’t add: “And I would like to thank Katie Holmes’ nipples for pointing the way to the stage…” to his speech.

Meanwhile the entire cast of “Desperate Housewives” won my nod for worst dressed. However, the worst of the worst was Terri Hatcher ripped down some curtains from my Aunt Boopy’s house and held the mess together with belt.

I thought these people had money? Seriously…I don’t care who you are. Nipples are are never a classy accessory. And Teri just looks frumpy.

What Others Said:

Dlisted - “Stepford Katie once again tried to do her best Posh impersonation and failed miserably. She looks more like my friend Armando trying to dress as Posh for Halloween using shit he bought at TJ Maxx.”