Fashion Disaster

Jessica Simpson – Fashion Disaster

January 26, 2009 By Cara Harrington 3 Comments

Jessica Simpson continues her ‘I’m Slumming It’ tour at a chili cook off. At least this is an upgrade from singing in a bowling alley or bingo halls (which she did this summer, click HERE for that story). She wore high waist jeans and fugly belt at the 99.9 Kiss Country Chili Cook Off.

True said fugly belt might have been better on someone else….anyone else who was trying to hold on the fashion flubs of yesteryear. I have been at war with high waist jeans for years now. It takes a certain kind of body for these to look en vogue. But when you have the body of one of the judges for a chili cook off, it looks like you are squeezing ham into some mom jeans.

Endless crotches are never hot. Even if you are doing some sort of odd mating dance while wearing them.

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Pete Wentz – Fashion Disaster

January 23, 2009 By Cara Harrington Leave a Comment

Uggs or whatever these wookies strapped to his legs are a trend I will never understand. Every time I see women wearing these I think…“Oh honey….no.” But then you have Pretty Pretty Princess of the Emo’s, Pete Wentz.

I am just going to say is…

No straight male looks at these boots and thinks….“Yeah, I’m totally gonna rock these.” He looks like a butch Bobby Trendy headed to “Hot Topic” to school his minions on fame mongering.

What Others Said:

Dlisted - ” I don’t know one singular homo who would dirty their fancy little feet with this. Well, maybe just Gay Al Reynolds, but he would only rock this in the comfort of a circuit party.”

Filed Under: Celebrity Fashion, Fashion Disaster, WTF?!? Tagged With: Bronx Mowgli, Fashion Disaster, Pete Wentz

Golden Globes 2009 Winners List and Photos

January 11, 2009 By Cara Harrington 1 Comment

The 2009 Golden Globe Awards took place last night. I am sure you were enthralled with every moment. Just in case you missed it because you were watching “Star Wars: Return of the Jed” instead of Ryan Seacrest droll on about his favorite hair products.

This must be the year of the fugly hair. Poor Drew Barrymore looks like is wearing RuPaul’s recycled 1998 wigs. Others look like they simply forgot to go and get their hair done altogether. Christina Applegate has an enormous chunk sitting across her face.

The award of Golden Globes 2009 Fashion Disaster goes to…Heidi Klum! WTF? She looked like an emo stripper. Seal had black painted fingernails to MATCH Heidi’s. Did good taste take a vacation this year? Renee Zellweger wins second place as fancy granny from the burlesque show down the street.

Meanwhile it was reported that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie snubbed Seacrest in favor of Billy Bush on “Access Hollywood.” (Insert 5 minutes of giggles here.) He tried to “laugh off the incident” and stated that they were just trying to get into the awards. As he said this, Brangelina gave their few seconds of droll questions to Billy from Access.

The full winners list is after the fold (Click Read More for the list), but here is just a brief rundown of the big categories. (I will update as the winners are announced.) Yes, Heath Ledger won the Best Supporting Actor award. He deserved it. “The Dark Knight” director, Christopher Nolan, accepted the award on behalf of Ledger.

FILM
BEST MOTION PICTURE, DRAMA
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Frost/Nixon
The Reader
Revolutionary Road
**Slumdog Millionaire

BEST MOTION PICTURE, COMEDY
Burn After Reading
Happy-Go-Lucky
In Bruges
Mamma Mia!
**Vicky Cristina Barcelona

ACTOR, DRAMA
Leonardo DiCaprio, Revolutionary Road
Frank Langella, Frost/Nixon
Sean Penn, Milk
Brad Pitt, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
**Mickey Rourke, The Wrestler

ACTRESS, DRAMA
Anne Hathaway, Rachel Getting Married
Angelina Jolie, Changeling
Meryl Streep, Doubt
Kristin Scott Thomas, I’ve Loved You So Long
**Kate Winslet, Revolutionary Road

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Courtney Love – Fashion Disaster

January 6, 2009 By Cara Harrington Leave a Comment

I have never actually seen one up close. Truck stop hookers usually require a big rig of some kind in order to be seen.

Courtney Love is hellacious fashion disaster in what I can only guess is an outfit fashioned from the reject bin of a high school production of “The Great Gatsby.” 23 Skidoo! Seriously though, she looks like she should be squatting over a mud puddle at a truck stop giving herself a whore’s bath. But, I do love the handbag.

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‘Twilight’ Star Cam Gigandet – Fashion Disaster

December 30, 2008 By Cara Harrington 1 Comment

While I am glad that Cam Gigandet is secure in his masculinity and all that jazz, tights on a man is never hot. He kinda looks like Helena Bonham Carter from the chest down. The “Twilight” star made a no-no. Argyle tights just seem like something from the “Clueless” wardrobe.

As for the kilt…it is actually a “utilikilt” as reported by the eagles eyes over at Just Jared. It is like a kilt meets cargo pants.

Either way…no. Bad, bad boy. Someone get me a rolled up newspaper.

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Filed Under: Celebrity Fashion, Movies, WTF?!? Tagged With: Cam Gigandet, Fashion Disaster, James, Twilight

Hooker or Lily Allen – Celebrity Fashion Disaster

December 20, 2008 By Cara Harrington Leave a Comment

For all of you who guessed Lily Allen, go reward yourself with a cookie. For the rest of you who guessed hooker who goes by the name Candi Von Thundercrotch….you were so close! All that is missing is a tramp stamp on her back that reads “Klassy.”

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Drew Barrymore – Celebrity Fashion Disaster

December 16, 2008 By Cara Harrington 2 Comments

What in the name of fuggery is this mess? Drew Barrymore was at least gracious enough to put on a bra today. While I appreciate and adore everyday street clothes, this abomination is something that should have remained at on the rack at Big Lots.

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