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Kelly Osbourne brought out the big book of “words that make Jesus cry” (yes, that’s an Aunt Yetta original) to describe Albino Snooki.
During an episode of E!’s Fashion Police the coven of fashion mavens took aim at Christina Aguilera. Kelly attacked her figure which has gained some noticeable poundage. Most have been theorizing that Aguilera was pregnant. She’s not…unless pregnancies can now end in the delivery of Big Juan burritos and tequila.
Wow. Here we have the reincarnated talentless version of Fat Elvis calling the kettle black. Brandon Davis caught sight of the newly filled out version Mischa Barton and took to his Twitter to call her fat.
I am guessing he is referring to those horrid high-waisted butter colored pants she was trying to rock the other day (click HERE to see that mess). Ill fitting…yes, very much so. The size of a planet? No.
This guy looks like he showers in Crisco and smells like burnt hair. How and why she ever dated him is a mystery. Oh wait…his daddy is rich. Ahhhh…I see.
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Another war of words erupted on “The Insider” last night, this time between attention seeker Michael Lohan and “Real Housewives of Atlanta” star NeNe Leakes.
Lohan has been speaking out to the media alot lately, saying that he wants to petition for his daughter’s Lindsay Lohans‘ conservatorship because he believes she is addicted to prescription drugs. Lohan appeared via satellite on the show, and Leakes barely let Lohan have a chance to defend himself for his public actions, though that still didn’t stop him from lashing back at her. She accused him of being a sell-out parent who is trying to make money on his daughter, calling him things like a “toxic parrot” and “manipulator,” but he denied the claims.
Per NY Daily News:
“I believe you’re just trying to make money off of Lindsay,” Leakes said. “You’re always in the press.”
Lohan responded, saying he hasn’t made any money off of his daughter and that he’s the only one trying to help her.
“I’m not going see my daughter die!” he said. “You have Michael Jackson, you had Heath Ledger, Adam Goldstein. You can go back to John Belushi, Anna Nicole Smith, and even Elvis Presley. It was prescription drugs that killed these people. I’m not going watch my daughter die.”
Undeterred, Leakes continued, threatening him physically. “Do not make me come after you,” she warned. “I will eat you alive.”
“Do something worthwhile and promote Nutri-System,” says Lohan. “Give your chair a break and move your fat a** outta there!”
Guess we know now where Lindsay gets her “Oh, well she’s fat” comebacks from. Leakes then takes it another step farther, telling Lohan to ‘go hang out with Jon Gosselin.’ Bah-Zing! Their war of the words ended with Lohan taking off his mic and leaving his chair, abruptly ending the interview. Come on now… we’re all adults here, aren’t we?
It’s been a rough couple of weeks for Daddy Lohan, who is reportedly about to get served with a restraining order by Lindsay. This comes after he made it public knowledge that he hoped stage an intervention for her whose alarming appearance and erratic behavior has left him sure she’s been popping pills and drinking in excess. Lindsay didn’t appreciate her father’s heart-to-heart with the tabloids and obviously Leakes didn’t either! But in the end, its Papa Lohan who looks like the bigger man, as he’s issued an apology to Ms. Leakes.
Per The Insider:
“I apologize to the producers of ["The Insider"], the viewers and even Miss Leakes for coming back at her, for her attack on me, in the inappropriate manner I did. I do however wish I had known she was on the panel because then I would have known what I was in for and I would have handled things differently. To begin with, she may have children, but none in a crisis situation. Second, for her to call me a broke a** when I am not, but she had a house in foreclosure and 2 cars repoed [sic], I would have addressed that as well. This show was about helping my daughter and owning up to my part of her life and why I have taken these measures. Not a personal attack on Lindsay or me. I am sorry for my conduct and I hope Ms. Leakes is for hers.”
Take this with a grain of salt – Knowing him, its just another way to keep his name floating about. Pick up on the cheap shots in his so-called apology? Check out the video above for your LOL’s of the day!
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Are you kidding me? Mischa Barton, the latest celebrity to undergo a 5150 hold being placed under involuntary psychiatric care, has been ordered by the bosses of her new TV series ‘The Beautiful Life‘ to slim down – quick! Being known to have struggled over her weight in the past, Mischa was reportedly shocked to tears when she was told she needed to lose at least 10 lbs for her role as a model.
Per CelebEdge:
“She knows that means they are calling her fat behind her back. She knows she is heavier than she needs to be but to hear it like that? it really shook her. How can Mischa play a model when she’s looking so heavy? She’s broken down in tears more than once before shooting. It’s a lot of pressure for someone who is just out of hospital.”
Despite being upset over the demand, friends insist Mischa is determined to shed the pounds as fast as possible for her role. But isn’t it way too soon for the troubled actress, who was reportedly on the brink of suicide just a month ago, to be working again under all of this pressure especially when her weight was a big source of her anxiety? Lets all hope Mischa loses the weight in a healthy way!
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I make it no secret that I cannot stand Karl Lagerfeld but adore some of his creations. It’s a love hate relationship. Now I am seriously considering cutting the bitch should his comments be true.
According to reports, he went on a scathing rant attacking Heidi Klum and her family. Lagerfeld wasn’t shy in agreeing with the Germans regarding Heidi’s weight in February. Most attacked her for being “too heavy” after posing completely nude on the cover of German GQ. Karl was one of the voices accusing her of being fat.
He lashed out again and the jealousy didn’t stop at her weight. He claimed that no one in the fashion world know who she is. His rationalization is that his pal Claudia Schiffer doesn’t know who she is.
Per The Sun:
“I don’t know her. Claudia doesn’t know her. She was never in Paris, we don’t know her.”
Hmmm…that’s odd. He claims not to know her, but knows she is a model and married to Seal. Karl even went as low as to attack her husband’s skin.
“I am no dermatologist but I wouldn’t want his skin. Mine looks better than his. He is covered in craters.”
That is beyond low. I doubt Klum is sweating his words. She has created a successful empire for herself and recently guest edited for German Vogue. Plus he really shouldn’t be the one to point the chubby finger. Their once was a pudgy Lagerfeld who was substation ally more tolerable. So I would be careful if I was him. Karl is quickly becoming the Star Jones of the fashion world.
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Tyra Banks recently lost about 100lbs. How? Simple: she fired former super model Paulina Porizkova from ‘America’s Next Top Model’.
Porizkova revealed on ‘The Late Show’ with Craig Ferguson that she was currently in Los Angeles looking for a job after receiving the axe from the model search reality series.
Via RealityTVWorld:
“The reason I was fired, just to be fair here, the reason I was told I was fired was because, it seemed that ‘America’s Next Top Model’ had gotten too fat and they needed to cut some fat and the fat was me.”
Ouch.
Porizkova would not reveal who actually fired her but did inform the audience her sacking took place via a telephone call on her 44th birthday.
Apparently, Porizkova has a bit of an ego problem, and we all know there is only room for three egos on the set of America’s Next Top Model…and they all belong to Tyra.
“So I figured it was either that — I think that was a nice way of putting it and it could have been either that or my gigantic huge ego, which I wasn’t aware of before I was told by the producers that I have an ego problem.”
Porizkova joins other former models Twiggy and Janice Dickenson on the menu of the Tyra Banks Model Roadkill Café.
Caption Jessica Simpson and you could win a fabulous mystery prize. (Meaning caption it with something super hilarious and I will see what crap I can dig up from my swag stash.)
Post your captions in the comment section below. Contest ends tomorrow evening.
I am a fan of the “Keeping Up with the Kardashian’s.” Yes, I said it. I love how deliciously crazy this family is. (Of course Kim Kardashian is just the nutty sister with a sex tape.) I am team Khloe. I love that bitch.
Anyway…Momma Kardashian is going to have to bust our her magic Prada wand and do some PR magic. After Us Weekly did a small snippet on the addition of plus size clothing to clothing megastore Forever 21, Kim lost her shiz and went all Kanye West on us. She took to her blog and unleashed her insecurity.
I feel that this clipping from Us Magazine is a bit misleading, so I wanted to comment on it.
I am a huge fan of Forever 21 and I’m very happy they have expanded their line to include a plus-size range, but I am not in that size category and this article makes it sound like I am! I am a curvy girl and I love my curves, but curvy and plus-sized are two very different things. I work really hard to maintain my curves while staying slim and healthy, so to be classed as a “fuller-figured woman” of extra large proportions is a little offensive.
For the record, I am a size 2, not 2XL.
At least she didn’t put the caps lock on and dub it Benjamin Buttons shiz while calling people squid brains. However, most people will simply take away 2 things from this….
1. Full figured woman offend Kim.
2. Khloe is the real star of their show.
Commenters on her blog have already started to fire back.
One particular commenter wrote:
Your comments made you sound incredibly shallow and superficial. There is absolutely NOTHING wrong with being plus sized or 2XL! I am not + sized myself, but that was incredible insensitive of you to say. Had you been wiser, that wouldn’t have bothered you.
I can’t believe that you really took time out of your day to scan and post this article. Next time you read things, make sure you’re fully understanding it. I feel badly because not only did you hurt my feelings, but many of your fans’ feelings.
Most are voicing the same thoughts others are less kind with their words. What do you think?
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Jessica Simpson showed off her slight fuller & healthier looking figure over the weekend — and now her critics have made a mountain out of a mole hill!
At this past Sunday’s Kiss Country Chili Cook Off in Pembroke Pines Florida, the 28-year-old singer and part time actress dressed in high-waisted jeans and a double belt, shocked people with her new paded bod. A lot of websites out there are poking fun at her, calling her fat and overweight now. Fat??? True, she looks like she may have gained a few pounds. But this is more of a case of bad fashion statement as she made The Dame’s Fashion Disaster list (Click Here to See That Story) Simpson has always had a curvy figure, but her fashion choice this weekend was horrible. A couple of people have since come to her defense, including her younger sister Ashlee Simpson.
“I am completely disgusted by the headlines concerning my sister’s weight. A week after the inauguration and with such a feeling of hope in the air for our country, I find it completely embarrassing and belittling to all women to read about a woman’s weight or figure as a headline on Fox News.
All women come in different shapes, sizes, and forms and just because you’re a celebrity, there shouldn’t be a different standard.”
Is this something you would say to your wife, daughter, mother, grandmother, or even a friend?
I seriously doubt it.
How can we expect teenage girls to love and respect themselves in an environment where we criticize a size 2 figure?
Now can we focus on the things that really matter.
-Ash”
So Jessica is a size two and they’re attacking her weight? Wow -What a “glamorous” message to be sending to all the pre-teen girls who idolizes her. Hollywood trainer and author of “The 5 Factor Diet” Harley Pasternak has also come to the defense of Miss Simpson, defending her. Her former trainer tells “Extra” that the singer is now Healthy. Pasternak worked with Simpson during the filming of “Major Movie Star” in 2007.
Via Extra:
“She has curves where a woman needs to have curves. We all go a little bit up and a little bit down. But she’s healthy. She’s still sexy. She’s still a beautiful woman. And I have no problem with the way she looks.” He adds, “I think if more people looked the way she looks now, the country would be a lot healthier.” Says Pasternak. “I think Jessica has a really healthy perspective on her healthy body image and looks like a woman. I would take her body any day over somebody who’s emaciated and looks unhealthy.”
Personally, weight-wise she looks fantastic and is a very beautiful person. Fashion-wise it was not one of her better choices. Jessica usually is dressed very stylishly in clothes that flatter her body. Maybe it was just an off day for her? It takes a very specific type of woman to pull off those high-waisted jeans, and Miss Simpson surely is no Victoria Beckham. Stick to the low-waisted jeans, honey.
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Ol’ Kevin Federline needs to get his chubby buns to the juicing room. Although I am sure if you squeezed him he’d ooze Big Mac’s, Britney Spears’ money and desperation.
The gigantic t-shirts are doing him any favors. Bigger men have more options that bigger women. Get your plump self to a ‘Big and Tall’ stat! Although I don’t mind the absence of those dreadful wife beaters.
To commemorate Valentine’s Day and the release of his new album Ringo 2012, Ringo Starr has launched a “Wonderful Valentine” contest on his Facebook. Fans can visit the contest tab on Facebook and tell one of their friends they think they are “Wonderful.” Each fan can enter to win a personalized message from Ringo Starr [...]
With the official cast announcement just a few weeks away, “Dancing With the Stars” casting rumors are running rampant. Ryan Tedder of One Republic dropped the ‘mirror’ ball on the red carpet last night at the Grammy Awards. In an interview, Ryan revealed his good friend Gavin Degraw is lined up for the next season [...]
Grammys: Adele’s First Post-Surgery Performance by Spi0n Adele returned to the stage at the 2012 Grammy Awards. She swept most of the awards and treated the audience to ‘Rolling in the Deep.’ This is her first public performance since recovering from vocal cord surgery, [Keep Clicking Thumbnails for a Larger Image] Images Via: Wenn.com
Katy Perry debuted ‘Part of Me’ at the 2012 Grammy Awards. The break up tune has also been leaked online. The song was actually created before she split with Russell Brand. It has since been reworked and Katy werked it at the awards. [Keep Clicking Thumbnails for a Larger Image] Images Via: Wenn.com
