Alert the church elders to perform an exorcism of evil!
The elders over at Fox News are just catching on to Britney Spears’ phonetically dirty song “If You Seek Amy.” In case you have been living in a bunker underground for 6 months or simply didn’t care enough to listen to Spears’ latest album, Circus, the popstar has angered the parents of kids with her new song. The single “If You Seek Amy” has been banned from radio all over and some stations simply censor it.
Why? The clever dirty girl snuck in “the F word” by spelling it out with her lyrics. Say the title quickly and you’ll hear yourself saying F-U-C-K me. So the lyrics of: “All of the boy and all of the girls are begging to If You Seek Amy” make a statement of everyone wanting to hump her. This has been known for some time and the moral compass of Fox News can’t handle this revelation.
Seriously! My 73 year old Memaw heard my ‘If You Seek Amy’ ring tone a month ago and scolded me for being whorey. But later she patted me on the head and gave me oatmeal cookie. Fox on the other flipped their shiz and followed their rant with a prayer vigil. Here’s a thought…turn the radio off. (BTW…. When did Fox News become the pinnacle of America’s moral compass?)
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