Nicolas Cage Child Abuse Allegations

The plot to Nicolas Cage’s drunkery has thickened. Remember when Nic got Charlie Sheen Tuesday afternoon drunk and couldn’t remember where he lived then argued with his wife about before daring cops to arrest him? Click HERE for a recap and to see what celebrity pal bailed him out…

More details have followed on that incident. According to a New Orleans cop who squealed to TMZ, Cage is now being investigated for child abuse. His wife told police that they had been arguing about his “intoxicated state” on their way to pick up their son from a friend’s house. Alice added that she was driving and the fight continued as they drove home. Upon arriving home, she further claims that he “fell while holding their son. The fall caused the 5 year old to suffer a minor abrasion to his left knee.”

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Lindsay Lohan Falling Down Drunk ?!– PHOTOS

Or maybe she is just demonstrating the proper position for an elementary school tornado drill. Or maybe someone dropped some coke on the ground and she is going green and trying not to be wasteful. Or maybe Lindsay Lohan was showing paparazzi the proper prayer position when praising Allah.

Lohan was outside of Motor City Bar around 2:30 A.M. and crouched down on the street after falling. She Tweeted that she simply “slipped and fell” and then she told TMZ that she was just “making a joke.” In her defense, she was wearing ridiculous platform heels that appeared to be serving an orthopedic purpose. I am sure she was just enjoying a lively game of darts at that bar with her underage sister for several hours and enjoyed Shirley Temples and lively conversation about domestic policy into the wee hours of the morning.

This is just me being a germaphobe…while I love the Big Apple…you couldn’t pay me or ploy me with cookies to press my hands and face against the street in NY. The urine smell is just not my thing.

Lady Gaga Falls Thanks to Crazy Shoes – PHOTOS

Bitches falling always amuse me, so when Lady Gaga took a few moments from pissing off most of America with her baseball douchebaggery and took tumble while walking around in those shoes that KISS would probably deem ridiculous …I found it twice as entertaining.

Gaga was strutting around an airport in London and fell after tripping over her own feet. She practically face planted into the concrete but quickly got back up with the aid of her body guard.

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Pregnant Gisele Bundchen Takes Baby Kayaking, Tom Brady Falls Out of Boat

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Remember when we told you Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady were expecting a baby? Yea, it was like month ago. You can read about by clicking hereif you still care.

Though Brady denied that he and his supermodel wife were with child, turns out the gossipers of the world were right once again. (Cut to me patting myself on the back).

Via People:

“Gisele Bündchen is expecting and ‘ecstatic,’ She is due early next year.”

Zzzzzzzzzz….At least she will stop trying to steal Brady’s son with actress Bridget Moynahan.

If you have been reading the news today, you also know that Tom Brady was recently fished out of the Charles River in Massachusetts by an elementary school teacher. It seems Tom fell from a kayak he and Gisele were using to race a friend.

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Via WHDH TV:

“When they got near the star couple, they realized Tom was not in his kayak. He was in the water. Leeds helped pull Tom into the motor boat she was in.”

One must wonder if this is just the usual “Brady Baby Behavior?” Brady does have a track record for running out on (or swimming away from) the women he knocks-up.

Quotable via D-Listed:

“You know Tom is going to claim he has amnesia and doesn’t remember marrying Gis or making a babeh with her. He’s going to pull some ‘Who Huh Wha’ sh**!”