Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

‘Ferris Bueller’s’ Jeffrey Jones Arrested Over Sex Offender Registration

No wonder Ferris skipped school! Principal Rooney is a pedophile! “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off” star Jeffrey Jones has been arrested and charged with a felony after failing to update his registration as a sex offender in California.

Per LA Times:

Jones, 63, was arrested June 23 on suspicion of failing to renew his registration with the state within five days of his last birthday, Sept. 28, 2009, said Sandi Gibbons, spokeswoman for the Los Angeles County district attorney’s office. He was released on $20,000 bail.

Jones was ordered in 2003 to register as a sex offender after pleading no contest to a felony charge of inducing a 14 year old boy to pose for nude photos at his home, receiving three years probation for the acts. According to court records, he photographed the boy several times beginning in 2000 and coaxed him to pose in various situations, including with a cowboy hat and as a Native American. Jones was later arrested in 2004 in Florida for failing to register as a sex offender there. He is due to appear in court for arraignment on July 14.

He’s always given me the creeps!

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Ferris Bueller House For Sale

Today is 80’s Flashback Day at work. Yes, the Dame gives us flashback days. It’s a far cry from our old Cocktail Hour Every Hour events she used to hold.

It’s sad, as not too many people here remember anything about the 80’s. I do. And I loved many, many things about the 80’s, especially “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.”

And now my other flashback friends, we can own a part of that amazing Matthew Broderick flick: Cameron Frey’s house. That’s right. The one with the Ferrari garage. The one designed by noted 20th Century architects A. James Speyer and David Haid. The one best described by Ferris:

“The place is like a museum. It’s very beautiful and very cold, and you’re not allowed to touch anything.”

Via The Chicago Sun Times:

“The house is listed with four bedrooms and four bathrooms and has a total living area of 5,300 square feet. It’s [sic] listing describes it as a unique ‘architectural treasure’ and is being sold ‘as is.’”

The current owner is asking for a measly $2.3 million-less than Katherine Heigl thinks she deserves for two weeks of work.

It is being reported that the owner has already received several offers for the home. I will submit mine right after the Dame approves my advance on salary.

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