Britney Spears and Demi Lovato Feud ?!

Ah yes, this was only a matter of time before the crazy hit the fan on ‘X-Factor.’ Britney Spears and Demi Lovato “can’t stand each other” according to Star (print edition).

The rag claims that Demi thinks Britney is a complete moron. The specific term used in the report is “twit” but you get the idea. Likewise, Spears allegedly walks into the room and thinks Lovato is beneath her because, well, she’s Britney bitch. I am guessing it’s more like, “Aww, you punched a back up dancer ‘cause you’re bitter about your thighs? That’s cute. Call me when you shave your head, lock yourself in a bathroom and beat up an SUV with an umbrella.”

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Kristen Stewart and Charlize Theron HATE Each Other ?!

Everyone loves a good ol’ fashioned cat fight. Hollywood Life has gone as far as employing a body language expert to analyze Charlize Theron and Kristen Stewart to create a feud.

Dr. Lillian Glass told the site that the stars of ‘Snow White and the Huntsman’ don’t get along. Her proof? Charlize’s clenched hands and Kristen’s typical I DON’T WANNA BE HERE demeanor.

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Christina Aguilera and Eminem to Collaborate

Christina Aguilera is calling on the power of Eminem to come help her with a single for her 2012 album according to M is For Music.

After seeing the success Rihanna enjoyed after her duet with Em, the albino Snooki is trying to recapture the same magic. ‘Bionic’ was about as good as a flaccid basketball and Aguilera is playing nice with the rapper to create a “killer song” to boost interest in her 5th album.

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Scarlett Johansson and Gwyneth Paltrow Cat Fight

You know ol’ Gwyneth Paltrow doesn’t like anyone or anything stealing her goop enhanced thunder. So when the ample likes of Scarlett Johansson rolled up in her curvy glory on the set of “Iron Man 2,” she wasn’t happy.

The two strut the red carpet premiere in creamy white ensembles that showed off their legs. Scarlett opted for a trend little white dress while Paltrow did the suit with shorts and peep toe bootie heels. Tension was a bit thick and rumors that the twosome didn’t get along reheated.

Via Mirror UK:

“The dispute reportedly stems from what mum-of-two Gwyneth, 37, saw as her younger co-star’s “attention-seeking” on set. Also, Gwyneth didn’t feature in the movie’s promotional posters while Scarlett, 25, appeared clad in a sexy black catsuit – apparently adding to the tension between the two.”

Scarjo smiled and denied any backstage feud, but the daughter of Blythe Danner did little deny the hate. Her agent said that Gwen was fine with being left of the promo poster, but failed to comment on the clashing stars reports.

Johansson wasn’t the only one who wasn’t getting love from The Paltrow. Micky Rourke also complained about an unnamed actress he recently worked with being a huge problem to work with.

“I worked with an actress recently who, despite having a reputation as a ‘good actress’, shits herself when that little red light comes on. She’s fooled everyone into thinking she’s a lot better than she is. Working with someone like that is a pain in the ass, ya know?”

He most recently worked with Gwyneth, ScarJo, Megan Fox, Kelly Lynch and Natasha Lyonn. Of those leading ladies I would make a safe bet on it being Gwyn. He sang the praises of Fox and the rest seem less likely to piss off Rourke by demanding group yoga and making slanty eyes as he feasted on McDonalds.

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Tiger Woods Legal Trouble Ends, Jamiee Grubbs Affair Rumors Start – Photos

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Tiger Woods walks away with a slap on the wrist for his weekend accident. The Florida Highway Patrol has completed its investigation and will only impose a $104 reckless driving charge and a 4 point penalty on his driving record. The FHP has brought no other charges against the golf pro and is finished dealing with the Woods case.

The same can’t be said for his personal life. Jamiee Grubbs has come forth and claimed to have maintained a romantic affair since April 2007. She is (surprise, surprise) a cocktail waitress 24 year old has detailed 20 “sexual encounters” and given Us Weekly a voicemail left by Tiger Woods on her phone and 300 text messages they exchanged.

You might recognize Grubbs from VH1’s show of the biggest douches to walk the Earth, “Tool Academy.” I am sure it will only be a matter of time before details of their sexy making involving tubs of butter, fun dip and inner tubes.

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Joss Stone and Lilly Allen Cat Fight!

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Joss Stone is obviously not a Lily Allen fan! In a recent interview, Stone may have started up a bit of a feud when she shared her thoughts on the fellow Brit’s stance on file sharing, believing music should be shared for free whenever possible while Lily has campaigned to make internet file sharing a criminal offense.

Per DigitalSpy:

“She needs to sell records because she’s not a singer, and that’s not an offence to her because I think that she knows that too,” she told The Mirror. “I think she’s a performer and she’s more of a personality than she is a singer. But I think when musicians are really making real music people come to the show and that’s what we make our money from, from playing live. I think it’s probably harder for an artist like Lily and any other pop acts. It’s really about the track and about their personality and their celebrity and that’s how they make their money is selling those records. So the downloads – she’s not going to win that fight. None of us will win that fight. So let’s just accept it and let’s see it as something that can be beautiful and it might change music for the better. It might sort the weeds from the flowers.”

Meow! I just love it when someone so irrelevant takes a stab at someone more successful then they are, trying to gain a little bit of the limelight. You may have bitten off a little more than you can chew, Joss! Oooo I can’t WAIT to see Lily’s rebuttal on this one!

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Robert Pattinson is a “Pussy” According to Stephen Moyer

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Who is Stephen Moyer? Well, if you’re a Twi-Hard he’s the next hit on your list. For those over 30 out there, you likely know Moyer as vampire Bill on the HBO series, “True Blood”.

In a recent interview, Moyer was asked his feelings about beloved “Twilight” vampire and my personal sex-slave, Robert Pattinson.

Via Oh No They Didn’t:

“He’s a pussy! He’s the Slim-Fast, Diet Coke of vampires.”

I don’t quite think Moyer knows what he is getting himself into with that statement. Any second now, a mini-van full of chicks ranging in age from 14 to 60 will descend upon him with body glitter-claws drawn.

Let us not worry too much about Sparklepants. His abs may be fake, but that’s not stopping him from getting his slut on while shooting his new flick “Remember Me” in NYC.

Via People:

“Earlier this month, Pattinson was seen at a bar with friends, but was paying special attention to a petite blonde who spoke with a foreign accent. ‘They sat next to each and he was leaning close to her. They were whispering to each other the entire night. It seemed clear that he was into her’.”

I thought I did a pretty good job at hiding that accent of mine. Damn that Rosetta Stone!

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David Letterman Apologizes – Video

Late night talk show host David Letterman has issued a public apology to Alaska governor Sarah Palin and her family after a week long feud stemming from a sexual natured joke about one of Palin’s daughters getting “knocked up” during the seventh inning of a Yankees game.

Per People:

“I told a bad joke,” Letterman said during the taping of Monday’s show. “I told a joke that was beyond flawed, and my intent is completely meaningless compared to the perception. It’s not your fault that it was misunderstood, it’s my fault,” Letterman said, getting applause from the audience. “So I would like to apologize, especially to the two daughters involved, Bristol and Willow, and also to the governor and her family and everybody else who was outraged by the joke. I’m sorry about it and I’ll try to do better in the future. Thank you very much.”

He claims that his intended target was 18 year old Bristol Palin, saying he went as far as to make sure she was of legal age before making the joke, without realizing that it was actually Palins’ 14 year old daughter Willow who had accompanied her mother to the game instead. Palin and her husband Todd responded quickly to the joke, calling the comments “sexually perverted.” However, this morning Palin has accepted Lettermans’ apology.

Jeesh, lighten up people. In his joke he never mentioned the daughter by name so whos fault really is it to have assumed he meant the younger one? It was just a joke – one that he has since apologized for, so just let it go and move on. There are far more important issues to be worried about.

David Letterman Slams Sarah Palin- Videos

Sarah Palin will not go away. And this time, one of my favroite people is responsible for keeping her around.

At the beginning of the week Late Night Show host David Letterman poked fun about Palin’s visit to New York in his opening monologue. Why? Because that it what he is paid to do.

Via Stupid Celebrities:

“Letterman joked on Monday about Palin’s visit to New York saying that, ‘During the seventh inning, her daughter was knocked up by Alex Rodriguez.’”

The joke was obviously poking fun at Palin’s eldest daughter, Bristol, whose underaged knocked-up’ness we were all subjected to during her campaign for the Vice Presidency. (Note to Palin: America still hasn’t forgiven you for subjecting us to Levi Johnson).

However, Palin can’t stand being out of the press for more than three days. She and her snow-mobiling husband Todd, have launched an attack against dear old Dave.

“Laughter incited by sexually-perverted comments made by a 62-year-old male celebrity aimed at a 14-year-old girl is…disgusting,”

the Alaska governor said in a statement.

Palin’s 14-year-old daughter, Willow, was the only Palin daughter on the New York trip. Todd Palin fumed to the press his disgust.

“Any ‘jokes’ about raping my 14-year-old are despicable.”

Palins please. All that time spend in the darkness in Alaska are getting to you. Last night, Letterman used his show to defend himself:

“We were, as we often do, making jokes about people in the news. These are not jokes made about her 14-year-old daughter. I would never, never make jokes about raping or having sex of any description with a 14-year-old girl. Am I guilty of poor taste? Yes. Did I suggest that it was okay for her 14-year-old daughter to be having promiscuous sex? No.”

Letterman then invited Palin and her husband as guests on his show. Though Palin’s camp is currently standing firm stating that it doesn’t matter which Palin daughter he was referring to, I give it a little over a week before we see Palin’s winking and playing the flute next to Paul Schaffer.

Ashlee Simpson Attacked Michelle Trachtenberg

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Ashlee Simpson went ham sandwich crazy on her hubby’s ex girlfriend. While at the DJ Hero party on Monday night, the infamous lip synch-er lost her shiz and had to be restrained from cutting Michelle.

Some idiot sat Pete Wentz and Ashlee directly across from Michelle Trachtenberg. (Petey and Michelle used to bump super uglies.) Things started out ok as they all chatted civilly and Mrs. Wentz even shared a baby picture of Bronx.

Enter alcohol. Simpson hit the booze and started to get mouthy…and slutty according to source who dished to Perez Hilton.

“The crescendo of the night occurred when an increasingly loud and obnoxious Simpson began to give Wentz a lap dance. “She was staring directly at Michelle and starting hurling insults at her,” a source tells us. “She was grinding up on Pete like a stripper. It was actually pretty disgusting!”

Clearly out of control, Asslee screamed at Michelle, “I hope you know, the whole time you were dating Pete, I was f**king him!”

Michelle, being a classier ho, told Ashlee to sit down.

“I’ve never said bad things about you. I’m happy for you guys.”

This didn’t sit well with the drunken “singer” and she then got in Trachtenberg’s face. At this point Pete wasn’t doing anything about it and Mark Hoppus’ wife had to physically restrain the out of control beast.

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