Clay Aiken is the American Idol Gay Sidekick, Not Adam Lambert

So get out of my spotlight and step away from my Kashi sponsored snack table!

Oooo! Girl is pissed! Clay is spewing venom at the new reigning queen that took second place on American Idol.

Clay Aiken miraculously still has a fan base and charges them $29.95 a year to be a fan and gain access to his goodies on ClayOnline.com. Someone who was willing to shill out perfectly good money on this stupidity passed along Aiken’s response to: “What did you think of American Idol this year.” He went on a 5 paragraph rant stating that he only watches one episode a year just to “see what the set looks like.” Then he attacked the new loveable Glamberace.

“This year, I happened to turn it during the minute that Adam Lambert was singing “Ring of Fire” and, at that moment, thought my ears would bleed. Contrived, awful, and slightly frightening! I wasn’t really a fan and found myself surprised whenever folks told me that they liked him. Granted, I never saw another performance (and many folks who I trust said that he was great) but I can’t imagine I would have enjoyed it.”

Meow. Kitty has claws. I put the entire rant after the cut due to the fact it is a bit long and doesn’t have the same effect without Clay’s twang and a few head bobs complete with snaps. So put your imagination caps on circa kindergarten and picture him dictating to one of his minions while he tried on garb from Men’s Warehouse and statement-making hats.

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Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox Feuding

Looks like Jen might be burning bridges.

Jennifer Aniston and her long time pal Courteney Cox are reportedly feuding. Cox is shilling yet another tv show, “Cougar Town,” despite the pitfall of her first attempt. After “Dirt” bombed despite involving Aniston, Courteney is calling her friend again for some help.

Per Digital Spy:

“The pilot meant the world to Courteney as she’s not only starring but is also an executive producer. She thought Jen’s star power would help sell the pilot as a series. Courteney’s crushed.”

It is also mentioned that Jen has been spending her free time with Elizabeth Banks instead of Cox. Either jealousy or just plain growth is coming between the two.

I say Aniston owes it Cox. She was there for the Brad Pitt saga and the John Mayer nuttery. She deserves some star powered help. So suck it up and pay your therapy fees Aniston.

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Bridget Moynahan is Going to Shank Gisele Bundchen

Remember when baby daddy stealing Gisele Bundchen talked crazy to Vanity Fair about her Tom Brady’s son being “100% her own” baby? Yeah, that didn’t sit well with his real mother.

Bridget Moynahan is furious with Gisele. The newlywed Victoria Secret veteran wasn’t exactly in the good graces of Bridget, but now that she has brought baby John into her press whoring the gloves are off. A “friend” of team Moynahan went to Page Six and revealed her wrath.

“If Gisele loved Bridget’s child like he was ’100 percent her own,’ then she would not talk about him in the press. Discretion and respect are not either of Gisele or Tom’s virtues, as was evidenced even when the child was still unborn and they publicly flaunted their relationship without any discretion whatsoever.

Don’t you think Jack will grow up and read her comments and find them disrespectful to him and his mother? If Tom is such a great father as everyone likes to say, then you would think that he’d respect the privacy of his young child and would ask his wife not to use his son as a publicity prop and a subject of public discussion. Is she is so desperate for attention that she can’t find anything more productive to talk about other than Bridget’s child?”

Egads. Someone is going to get an earful from someone’s attorney. I am guessing Tom doesn’t ask Gisele to do anything. Princess Chi Chi’s probably does, says and gets whatever her perky bum wants. The “friend” also added in a final quip…

“Hey Gisele — real mothers don’t call their kids ‘it.’ “

This is true and hence my aversion to children. I once called the little mongrel boys next door “those things of mass destruction their parents call children” and I am no longer on their Christmas Card list. Which is said because I now lack something festive to line my kitty’s poo box with.

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Celebrity Quotes: Radiohead’s Thom Yorke

“When Miley grows up, she’ll learn not to have a sense of entitlement.”

-Regarding Miley Cyrus’ comments about the band’s meet and greet snub at the 2009 Grammy Awards.

Etta James Threatens to Whoop Beyonce – Audio

Now here’s a fight I’d pay hundred of dollars for a ticket to watch! 71-year-old singer Etta James actually threatened to beat the crap out of Beyonce Knowles. And it’s all be caught on tape! Fierce & feisty Etta showed who the real diva was and lashed out extra hard on Beyonce during her concert in Seattle a few nights ago reports MTV. James was none too pleased at Beyonces’ rendition of her signature song “At Last” during the first dance of President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama at last month’s Neighborhood Inaugural Ball. TMZ caught the audio for her slam on Beyonce.

Via YBF:

“You guys know your president, right? You know the one with the big ears? Wait a minute, he ain’t my president, he might be yours, he ain’t my president. You know that woman he had singing for him, singing my song–she’s going to get her ass whipped.”

“The great Beyonce. I can’t stand Beyonce,” she spat. “She has no business up there, singing up there on a big ol’ president day, singing my song that I’ve been singing forever.”

Beyonce recently immortalized the legendary singer Etta James in the big screen production “Cadillac Records,” which came out in December. So far neither Beyonce or her reps have had any comments. Ironically Etta didn’t kick up a fuss for Beyonce’s portrayal of her in the movie. She acted as a mentor to Beyonce and even attended the movies premiere, posing for pictures with the younger diva. Don’t let those wrinkles fool ya, she’ll still kick your ass! My money is on James!

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Stephen King Disses “Twlight” Author Stephenie Meyer

Stephen King is a bitter old man. The horror author recently gave an interview to USA Weekend and had some not-so-nice words to say about “Twilight” author Stephenie Meyer.

He tells USA Weekend via Yahoo News:

“Stephenie Meyer can’t write worth a darn. She’s not very good.”

Snap! Them’s fighin’ words King!!

He goes on to say that Meyer’s work appeals to teenage girls experiencing love and sex for the first time. Really? Not that I am going to argue with you Stephen, ok, I am going to argue with you, but it seems that you haven’t done much research as to whom the “Twilight” series appeals. In fact, a large percentage of the “Twilight” following are women over the age of 25. I proudly, am one of them.

He goes on to say:

“A lot of the physical side of it is conveyed in things like the vampire will touch her forearm or run a hand over skin, and she just flushes all hot and cold. And for girls, that’s a shorthand for all the feelings that they’re not ready to deal with yet.”

I didn’t realize that Stephen King was so in touch with the emotions of teenage girls. Last I knew, teenage girls in King novels were clairvoyant and set their high school on fire after being dumped with pig’s blood. That’s much more in tune with today’s youth than first love, right?

Since I was once a teenage girl, and since I work with teenage girls on a daily basis in my non-gossip life, I would like to issue the following open letter to Stephen King:

Dear Stephen King,

I am sorry you don’t understand the brilliance of Stephenie Meyer’s writing. I am sorry that your stories about possessed automobiles and rabid dogs don’t capture the attention of an entire generation of young people, middle-aged people, and older people.

I suggest you think again, before stating something negative about Ms. Meyer’s writing. The Twi-hards are not a group you want to cross.

Or are you merely trying to live out your next novel?

Sincerely,
A Dame In Training

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Kate Hudson Makes Jokes About Anne Hathaway’s Ex

Someone hit reheat on the bitch box. Kate Hudson made a few backhanded jokes about her costar’s ex boyfriend.

Anne Hathaway suffered a very public breakup with Raffaelo Follieri after he was incarcerated for money laundering and posing as Pope Benedict XVI’s representative. He is currently sitting in jail for a term of 4 years.

Letterman asked her about Follieri and she let the barbs fly. (Look for it around the 6 minute mark.)

“When the host brought up the subject of Hathaway’s 2008 split from Follieri, who is currently serving a four-and-a-half year prison sentence, Hudson laughed and replied, “Surprises in life are awesome.” And when Letterman asked if Hudson had met Hathaway before the movie, she joked, “We met the Pope.”

Hudson and Anne Hathaway were rumored to be enemies on and off set. As the story goes… Kate was a huge diva, but Anne wasn’t having any of her mighty-mighty attitude BS and from there the rift grew.

Sounds like someone is a wee bit bitter. Or drunk. Was it just me or did she seem a tiny bit tipsy there at the beginning? She was stuttering, demanding “kiss kiss” and talking about how she wants to bang her son’s ski instructor and Peyton Manning. Bah, I am sure it was a cocktail for nerves or something. But I still think she might have been one or two drinks away from a tickle fight with David.

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Ciara Steals Beyonce’s ‘Diva’

Just days after Beyonce leaked her video for ‘Diva’ to the net, Ciara follows suit. A source stated that the R&B singer re-released the song without Beyonce’s sign off or approval. Ciara even adds lyrics that take a small jab at the wife of Jay-Z.

“I know you know about that diva diva named B. While I’m at it, I’mma tell ya ’bout this diva named C.”

Ciara is pimping her “mixtape” that is due to hit town next month. “Fantasy Ride” will drop on January 5th.

I didn’t realize that anyone would have the female version of testicular fortitude to steal something for Beyonce. I just have a feeling that the couture is about to hit the fan.

Jennifer Aniston: Brad Pitt is Jealous of John Mayer

Poor crazy Jennifer Aniston. I guess she hasn’t realized that she is dating the slight more talented version of Kevin Federline. She seems to think that her ex Brad Pitt is jealous of her relationship with John Mayer. And by relationship…. I mean she slums it once a week and answers his press booty call.

Sources say the ‘Marley and Me’ star feels that Pitt’s recent admission that he fell in love with Angelina Jolie while still married was sparked by her relationship with Mayer.

“Jen thinks it’s pretty obvious he’s annoyed about her finding love,” says a source.

Sure. Brad let-me-show-you-my-Golden-Globe Pitt is jealous of Mayer and his superiority complex. Even if Pitt is trapped in Angelina Jolie’s baby trafficking ring and forced to look happy while taking his mini Rhythm Nation to Toys R Us…he will never be jealous of Douchey McMayer of Weiner Town.

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Jeremy Piven is a ‘Diva’

Which is a nice way of saying he is complete douche with an unjustified gigantic ego.

Jeremy Piven is known for being a self righteous turd and many costars walk away annoyed when working with the “Entourage” star. So goes the latest Piven story. After eating some bad sushi and suffering mercury poisoning, his understudy took over his role on “Speed the Plow” and left his costars thankful for his absence.

Fox News reports fellow cast mates Raul Esparza and Elizabeth Moss entertained the audience with a little Piven bashing.

“According to those who saw this, Esparza — famous for being outspoken — reamed Piven while Moss, my sources say, “sobbed.”

“He said: “I’m sure you’ve read the headlines about the silliness in our show. Today was the first time I really enjoyed playing this show. I hope you weren’t expecting a big TV star. It was pretty emotional.”

The “mercury poisoning” story has been called into question. Producers are insistent he get a second opinion.

The problem could be that he as head so far up his own tush that he can no longer see daylight.

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