Jake Gyllenhaal Defends Heath Ledger

I too am envisioning Jake ripping his shirt off and challenging some drunken patron to fisticuffs circa “Road House.”

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Jake Gyllenhaal was hitting Garde-Manger in Montreal. He had a small entourage of friends and was reportedly indulging in a few drinks. Having a good time or nursing his broken heart after his break up with Reese Witherspoon (who is now dating someone new Click HERE to find out who), he and his friends were dancing on the bench of their table.

A blogger who runs a NSFW site (vastly dedicated to boobs and bad words – pretty much a 12 year old’s idea of a good time) was in the restaurant and marched up to Gyllenhaal and asked: “”Hey isn’t that the guy who killed Heath Ledger?” (E! is reporting that he asked: “”Hey isn’t that the guy who kissed Heath Ledger?” but I am quoting the accuser’s story on his site. I would also like to mention that he has altered his side of the story several times.)

Jake was rightfully and instantly furious. He then got into the blogger’s face and told him to “f**k off” and leave. Bouncers immediately escorted the offending patron out. Here is where it gets nasty. The blogger claimed that they girl he was with was pushed by Gyllenhaal “at least 10 times” before he was pulled back after he was escorted out. The problem with the story is that the blogger didn’t actually witness this claim as he was admittedly kicked out before she was reportedly pushed. Other witnesses confirm that no one was pushed despite his Twitters that his friend was “beat up” by Gyllenhaal.

As for this girl who was supposedly caught in the crossfire? Onlookers tell us “there were a bunch of girls” there but “no one was shoved or hurt.”

Since then the blogger has heard from Jake’s attorneys and is refusing to acquiesce to any of their request. What makes me doubt the validity of the blogger’s story is that he pulled a Perez and instead of calling the police, he Twittered to every media contact he had that Jake had “beat up his gf.” Classic famewhore mistake. I am sure he will be pregnant with Jude Law’s baby next week.

Britney Spears and Jason Trawick Split BS

UPDATE: Britney Spears and Jason Trawick are now engaged! Click HERE for more details…

Here we go again darlings. Britney Spears and Jason Trawick are facing more break-up rumors. Are they true? In the world of Britney it may be a fact today and distant rumor tomorrow.

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Word on the street (and by street I mean some ho claiming to be a Spears insider squealed about Britney’s love life in exchange for a case of Red Bull and half a pack of Pall Malls) states that Britney and Jason have been arguing and it’s ovah.

Via E!:

“They were fighting a lot and have not been getting along,” the source says. “They both just needed to take a break from each other,” the source says. “It wasn’t working out.”

I am guessing they were fighting over who got to snort the last of the Ready Whip and this translates to relationship altering argument. This is the 5,237 break-up rumor for these two so I am not putting her on suicide watch, but if I were Papa Spears I’d keep her at a safe distance from pink wigs, gas stations, umbrellas, dirty photographers with landing strips on their faces, grande extra whip frappachinos, Yorkies, Nice and Easy #4 Dark Brown hair color, Super Cuts….you know…the usual.

Spears was also sporting rings on her left ring finger so gird your loins for rumors that they made up over a Big Mac and large fry, candle lit dinner and are engaged to follow.

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Ke$ha Attacks Britney Spears

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I’d love to see this cage match. You know Britney would kick off her Uggs, ask Poppa Spears to hold her weave, ball up her claws into little bitch beaters and then be torn of Ke$ha by 3 bayou officers. We just may get to see this action. Ke$ha has made the grave mistake of verbally attacking Britney Spears.

Via Showbiz Spy:

“I don’t think that’s fair at all for people who are going to see the show. I think if you are going to be a singer, you should sing. If you are going to be a dancer, you should dance. If you are going to do a combination of the two, you should make it very clear when you are singing and very clear when you are dancing. I would never do that to my fans. No offense to her specifically but people have asked me before to mime. I have been up at three in the morning for a television show with jet lag but I refuse to mime. It’s treating people as if they are too stupid to realize you are not actually singing. Sometimes it is hard to sing and dance at the same time but I would rather be off and be real and genuine about it to my fans. I don’t want to treat my fans like they are stupid.”

Oooh, I bet when Brit-Brit gets wind of this she is going to get out her straight razors and Vaseline. The article also points out that the Tik Tok singer was featured on Spears’ track “Lace and Leather.” Ungrateful or mildly retarded? Either way, Brit’s fans are quite aware of the lip syncing that goes on. The tickets come with a declaration of that fact, they say: Britney Spears Live in Concert.

Lindsay Lohan Red Bull Grenade – Photos

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Lindsay Lohan isn’t a fan of the paparazzi…when she is sober. The walking Coke Canyon tossed an open can of Red Bull at swarming photogs as she sat stone(d) faced in her car. Lohan was on her way to the Milan airport when she tossed the drink grenade style.

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Tiger Woods Legal Trouble Ends, Jamiee Grubbs Affair Rumors Start – Photos

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Tiger Woods walks away with a slap on the wrist for his weekend accident. The Florida Highway Patrol has completed its investigation and will only impose a $104 reckless driving charge and a 4 point penalty on his driving record. The FHP has brought no other charges against the golf pro and is finished dealing with the Woods case.

The same can’t be said for his personal life. Jamiee Grubbs has come forth and claimed to have maintained a romantic affair since April 2007. She is (surprise, surprise) a cocktail waitress 24 year old has detailed 20 “sexual encounters” and given Us Weekly a voicemail left by Tiger Woods on her phone and 300 text messages they exchanged.

You might recognize Grubbs from VH1’s show of the biggest douches to walk the Earth, “Tool Academy.” I am sure it will only be a matter of time before details of their sexy making involving tubs of butter, fun dip and inner tubes.

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Mischa Barton Bar Brawl

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Mischa Barton was left spooked during her Halloween partying this weekend after an incident at New York’s Park Bar! Barton was left furious and soaked when some guy poured his drink on her after she accidentally stepped on his foot. In true diva retaliation mode, Barton responded by dumping her drink all over the guy.

Per National Ledger:

“I was standing beside this guy at the bar when Barton went past us carrying two drinks,” an onlooker told the website. “The next thing I knew he threw his drink over her back and she turned around and asked him: ‘Did you just throw a drink over me?’ “The man responded that the drink was in retaliation for Barton stepping on his shoe and she threw one of her drinks in his face.”

The incident took an ugly turn when Barton, who was dressed as a peacock, returned to her table telling her friends what happened, who then rushed over to confront the man and asking him to ‘step outside.’ Things got pretty heated from there, brawling on the dance floor before two bouncers came over and kicked the instigator out of the club, who reportedly left with a gash to his head and a cut up knee. Lesson learned Mischa, a simple ‘Im sorry’ after you stepped on his foot would have went a long way.

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Tila Tequila Post Shawne Merriman Fight Photos

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So the drama surrounding the Tila Tequila and Shawne Merriman fight has furthered. After Shawne claimed he was merely trying to stop her from driving while drunk, Tila has fired back. (Via Twitter of course. )

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Her claim is that she refused to participate in sexy time with him after they went clubbing. Tila then tried to leave and he grabbed her, choked her and threw her to the ground. Shawne was then arrested and then called her a boozehound and said he didn’t hurt her. Judging by the bruises he left on her we have another he did more than taking her keys to prevent her from driving drunk.

Tila has been cooperating with the DA’s office and building a case against Merriman.

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Ashlee Simpson Attacked Michelle Trachtenberg

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Ashlee Simpson went ham sandwich crazy on her hubby’s ex girlfriend. While at the DJ Hero party on Monday night, the infamous lip synch-er lost her shiz and had to be restrained from cutting Michelle.

Some idiot sat Pete Wentz and Ashlee directly across from Michelle Trachtenberg. (Petey and Michelle used to bump super uglies.) Things started out ok as they all chatted civilly and Mrs. Wentz even shared a baby picture of Bronx.

Enter alcohol. Simpson hit the booze and started to get mouthy…and slutty according to source who dished to Perez Hilton.

“The crescendo of the night occurred when an increasingly loud and obnoxious Simpson began to give Wentz a lap dance. “She was staring directly at Michelle and starting hurling insults at her,” a source tells us. “She was grinding up on Pete like a stripper. It was actually pretty disgusting!”

Clearly out of control, Asslee screamed at Michelle, “I hope you know, the whole time you were dating Pete, I was f**king him!”

Michelle, being a classier ho, told Ashlee to sit down.

“I’ve never said bad things about you. I’m happy for you guys.”

This didn’t sit well with the drunken “singer” and she then got in Trachtenberg’s face. At this point Pete wasn’t doing anything about it and Mark Hoppus’ wife had to physically restrain the out of control beast.

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Adam Lambert and Clay Aiken Cage Match

Add some baby oil and you have something that will echo a typical weekend at a frat party.

After Clay Aiken came down from his mountain to pass judgment on Adam Lambert via his blog (only to find Lambert has the bigger fan base and subsequently had to apologize in another unnecessarily long entry), the recent Idol sensation furthered the feud. Glamerace has been the highlight of press and overshadowing the actual “American Idol” winner. So he blames jealousy for Aiken’s outburst.

Via Access Hollywood:

“I don’t know Clay. I’m glad he’s getting headlines now though, because he wasn’t before. If he wants to ride my coattails about it, good for him.”

At the news of this catty response Clay Aiken demanded a box of straight razors, Vaseline, his bitch beating hat (the one with the feathers to be worn at a jaunty angle) and a copy of “West Side Story” to perfect his dance fighting.

Kiefer Sutherland Defends Brooke Shields And Breaks A Nose

The biggest news to come out of the MET Costume Gala Monday night wasn’t Rhianna’s D&G suit, or Anne Hathaway’s FemmeBot hair-do. Instead of what people were wearing, the buzz is all about Brooke Shields, Jack Bauer, and a broken designer nose. Say what?

According to various reports today, while at an after party at SubMercer, Kiefer Sutherland witnessed Proenza Schouler designer Jack McCollough knock sometimes actress Brooke Shields to the floor. Channeling his inner knight-in-shining-armon, Sutherland approached McCollough and demanded he apologize. That’s why the boo-boo hit the fan…or the head hit the nose.

Via Guest of a Guest:

“The REAL talk of the town belongs to a certain fight that broke out at SubMercer. Apparently that’s where Kiefer Sutherland HEAD BUTTED Jack McCollough so hard that he BROKE the designer’s nose!”

Whereas you and I would be flattered to have someone defend our honor, apparently Brooke doesn’t want to be left off the swag list of Proenza Schouler. Her people are denying that there was any altercation between her and McCollough.

Via TMZ:

“Shields’ reps tell TMZ the man Kiefer headbutted Monday night in no way did anything to Brooke that would have warranted the alleged attack.”

There has been no report as to whether or not Sutherland was acting under the influence of alcohol. The actor is known for his many trips to rehab. I would like to believe that he was merely acting out a scene from next season’s “24” where Jack Bauer headbutts both Fiorentini + Baker and steals me the Eternity Boots in gray suade. I can dream, right?

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