Samantha Ronson Kicks Out Lindsay Lohan – Photos

Is Lindsay Lohan officially out on her tush? Looks like it! After another one of their nuclear fights last Thursday night at Chateau Marmont where police were called to break up the argument, Samantha Ronson had the locks at her home changed on Friday and Lindsay barred from a private party for her sister Charlotte later that night.

The doorman at the party were apparently under strict instructions by the Ronson family to not let Lindsay in under any circumstances, and they went to great lengths to make sure that happened. Lindsay did indeed show up to the party, but only to be restrained from entering by 5 security guards. Onlookers say that she threw a big hissy fit when she was denied entry.

Via TMZ and NZHerald:

“On Saturday, paps spot a locksmith at Sam’s apartment, changing the locks on the front door.”

“Lindsay was shouting, ‘But you’ve all known me for so long’ to the staff. She was furious and caused a big scene.” says an onlooker. “Everyone at the party was gossiping about the ban. It was hugely humiliating.”

Despite the drama, Sam kept busy with her music as their mom Ann Dexter-Jones snapped photos and brother Mark helped provide the tunes. Sources say that Samantha is not returning any of Lindsays phone calls and its leaving her heartbroken. Lindsay last week had assured reporters that she and Ronson had not broken up. Perhaps someone forgot to tell her?

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Avril Lavigne Headed to Rehab and Divorce Court

Seems as though self proclaimed “Princess” Avril Lavigne could be headed to rehab and potentially divorce court if she keeps on the track she’s been on lately! Lately, the washed-up “Complicated” singer is more interested in getting wasted than acting like a wife to husband Derek Whibley, singer for punk-rock band Sum 41. It has been rumored in the past that they’ve had their share of disagreements, but now its looking like you can add marital trouble to the list. The couple were spotted out this weekend partying in Los Angeles together, but they weren’t necessarily enjoying each others company. While Lavigne downed drink after drink, her husband sat alone glumly on the couch, being completely ignored.

Via Gatecrasher:

“She kept downing vodka drinks, to the point where she was obliterated. She ended up fighting with her husband before ignoring him completely.” claims a spy. ­”Avril talked to everyone else. When he was ready to leave, she downed two more shots of vodka before walking out the door. What a child!”

A wannabe rock chick with a bratty attitude? Shocker! Wonder how much longer this punk-pop union will last before one of them files for divorce?

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Lindsay Lohan is Broke, Will Work for Leggings

So what’s Lindsay Lohan up to these days, besides dodging faulty arrest warrants and reportedly fighting with her GF? Well, currently she is unemployed and broke,not having a movie role since her 2007 flop “I Know Who Killed Me.” But thats not about to stop her from spending some serious hard cash! New house? Not a problem! Maserati? Why not? According the “New York Daily News”, Lindsay is blowing though girlfriend Samantha Ronson’s money at an astonishing pace, and Ronson is not happy about it, putting additional strain on the ladies’ already rocky relationship.

Via Gatecrashers:

“Lindsay is spending like crazy!” a friend of the actress tells us. “She’s living on credit right now. She has no cash. The problem is, the money being spent is mostly Sam’s because Lindsay doesn’t really have any of her own at the moment; she’s really taken on the ‘man’ role in their romance. Sam really thinks Lindsay needs to learn how to become a recessionista and manage her money better.” A second pal agrees. “Lindsay’s money situation has never been great, but it’s only gotten worse over the last month.

For every dollar she makes, she spends double. Her personal appearance fees are literally the only thing keeping her afloat. But here’s the rub: Because of her explosive relationship with Sam, she’s unable to get the type of cash she’s used to. The negative press and constant appearance cancellations are hurting her pocketbook.”

Lindsay recently became the face for clothing label Fornarina. Maybe that will bring in some more cash to blow through, leaving Ronsons checking account safe until Lohan can find some decent work, at least for now. She is in talks with Sean Penn, hoping to kick-start a project with the Oscar winner. She says she wanted to do director Tim Burton’sAlice in Wonderland” but it didn’t work out, saying producers told her she wasn’t right for the part.

Lets hope she finds work soon, before Samantha Ronson is the next star to go broke!

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Hayden Panettiere Fights and Smokes – Photos

Little Hayden Panettiere has a Kanye West sized ego. Not to mention she is straight up street. She has been fighting reporters and smoking. Oooo…she’s bad. Like Michael Jackson knife fighting bad! The 19 year old who boasts a resume of “Racing Stripes” and “Bring It On: All or Nothing,” feels the press makes her life a living hell.

Hayden recently broke up with her pedo boyfriend so she could slut up clubs Paris Hilton style. (Yes, she is underage but that hasn’t stopped her.) At a party supporting the Rehabilitation Hospital of the Pacific Foundation the “Heroes” starlet threw a temper tantrum. She yelled at the photographers and shoved a reporter.

Per Us Weekly:

“A female television reporter touched her shoulder and asked, “May we talk with you, Hayden?“ Miffed, the actress jerked her head around and screamed, “Don’t you ever touch me!” She then icily asked a red carpet handler, “Oh, am I supposed to do interviews?” Approaching various media outlets, she snapped again: “You all make my life miserable” and refused to answer any questions.

Don’t bite the hand that feeds Hayden! I know that “Bring It On 2” was robbed of an Oscar and you think you are the next Meryl Streep, but you aren’t allowed to abuse your minions until you you’ve replaced your plasma with Red Bull and blow. Like Lindsay Lohan. Get a role model sweety.

What Others Said:

Webster is my Bitch - “Sounds like somebody needs to be taken down a notch. Of course, since Hayden Panettiere is only three apples high to begin with, if she’s taken down a notch she’ll no longer be tall enough to ride the Teacups ride at Disneyland. Heyoo!”

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Stephen King Disses “Twlight” Author Stephenie Meyer

Stephen King is a bitter old man. The horror author recently gave an interview to USA Weekend and had some not-so-nice words to say about “Twilight” author Stephenie Meyer.

He tells USA Weekend via Yahoo News:

“Stephenie Meyer can’t write worth a darn. She’s not very good.”

Snap! Them’s fighin’ words King!!

He goes on to say that Meyer’s work appeals to teenage girls experiencing love and sex for the first time. Really? Not that I am going to argue with you Stephen, ok, I am going to argue with you, but it seems that you haven’t done much research as to whom the “Twilight” series appeals. In fact, a large percentage of the “Twilight” following are women over the age of 25. I proudly, am one of them.

He goes on to say:

“A lot of the physical side of it is conveyed in things like the vampire will touch her forearm or run a hand over skin, and she just flushes all hot and cold. And for girls, that’s a shorthand for all the feelings that they’re not ready to deal with yet.”

I didn’t realize that Stephen King was so in touch with the emotions of teenage girls. Last I knew, teenage girls in King novels were clairvoyant and set their high school on fire after being dumped with pig’s blood. That’s much more in tune with today’s youth than first love, right?

Since I was once a teenage girl, and since I work with teenage girls on a daily basis in my non-gossip life, I would like to issue the following open letter to Stephen King:

Dear Stephen King,

I am sorry you don’t understand the brilliance of Stephenie Meyer’s writing. I am sorry that your stories about possessed automobiles and rabid dogs don’t capture the attention of an entire generation of young people, middle-aged people, and older people.

I suggest you think again, before stating something negative about Ms. Meyer’s writing. The Twi-hards are not a group you want to cross.

Or are you merely trying to live out your next novel?

Sincerely,
A Dame In Training

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