Steve Jones, Nicole Scherzinger and Paula Abdul FIRED from ‘X-Factor’

After Paula Abdul packed up her boot flask and sashayed out of the back door of ‘American Idol,’ the show began to circle the proverbial U-bend. Much of America lost interest without anyone to drunkenly mumble “Datsssh! Good singing! Be nicccce Simohn!” Even Simon Cowell missed her, got the sads, left the show to do ‘X-Factor’ and rehired her to be at his side. Apparently the reunited honeymoon is over and Abdul is once again out of a job.

Steve Jones, Nicole Scherzinger and Paula will NOT be returning to the talent show next season. According to Deadline they were all fired in spring cleaning style.

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James Franco’s NYU Professor Fired for Giving Him a ‘D’

GASP! A celebrity given preferential treatment because of their status? ESCANDALO! I know, I know…North Korea’s leader, Kim Jong II, has died leaving the country wondering what their future will entail, but I am calling this news. It’s escapism. Yeah, we will go with that.

James Franco allegedly skated his way through obtaining his Masters from NYU. He rarely showed up to classes and when he did, he was passed out and drooling as fellow classmates took pictures. (See above.) According to one of James’ professors, José Angel Santana, all those rumors are true.

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Steven Spielberg had Megan Fox Fired from Transformers

Don’t EVER bite the hand that feeds you by equating it to the second coming of Hitler who obsessed with boobs and spray tan that likes to keep it’s actors busy with educational trips to pyramids. That is pretty much common sense, but common sense is a foreign concept to Megan Fox. (Much like maternal instinct is to me.)

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Christina Aguilera ARRESTED: MUG SHOT

Since she announced she gave Jordan Bratman his I QUIT YOU papers, Christina has become the LA version of Snooki. She has been drinking like Lindsay Lohan the minute after the monitoring bracelet comes off and even passed out drunk in Jeremy Renner’s bed. (Click HERE for the full story on that…)

Aguilera was arrested at 2:45 morning for public intoxication and her boyfriend was also thrown in jail for driving under the influence. TMZ says that cops pulled over Matthew Rutler and he was arrested for the DUI. Christina was so drunk that she couldn’t take care of herself and they arrested her.

“According to the L.A. County Sheriff’s Department, Rutler’s bail was set at $30,000. On the booking report, Aguilera was listed at 5’2″ and 100 pounds. However, a source adds, “If the driver had NOT been arrested for DUI, [Christina] would have never been in trouble.”

100 pounds? That was just her foundation/lipstick weight right? Anyway, Christina is developing a rap sheet with alcohol and it was even rumored that drinking led her to screw up the lyrics to the National Anthem during the Super Bowl. (Click HERE for more on that…) Friends reportedly want to have an intervention and send her off to rehab, but Xtina threw her hand up, bobbed her head and said ‘Hell NAW!’ to that and threatened to have any staff member who takes part in that mess fired.

Mugshot to come! I am guessing it will look like Snooki mated with Hatchet Face (circa Crybaby).

UPDATE: Christina was released around 7:30 this morning after spending the early morning hours in the drunk tank. She will not be prosecuted. The police took her into custody for “her own safety.”

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Lindsay Lohan to be on ‘Dancing with the Stars’ !?

Producers for ‘Dancing with the Stars’ are eyeballing the ho tricks of Lindsay Lohan to bring a new audience to the reality show.

Lindsay was recently fired (if you ask a Lohan the story is she hit CTRL+ALT+IQUIT on the film but we all know she’d dance like a circus monkey for the role) from staring in the Linda Lovelace biopic, “Inferno.” Despite her leggings line cash flow Lindsay needs to overhaul her career and keep herself stocked with bail funds and DWTS is after the rehab/jail queen according to Radar

“’Dancing with the Stars producers have had Lindsay on their wish list of castmates for a very long time. The producers were concerned about her erratic behavior, but they are taking another look at asking her to come on for the next season because she is doing so well at her sober living facility,’ the source added. ‘The producers are aware that she would be available because she isn’t going to be filming Inferno.’”

It’s only a matter of time.

Click HERE for Lindsay Lohan trying to file a restraining order against paparazzi…

Conan O’Brien to be Replaced by Seinfeld !?!

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According to Entertainment Weekly, this year The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien had its lowest November ratings in 15 years, losing 52% of its viewership as opposed to last year since O’Brien took over for Jay Leno. Could NBC possibly be changing it up if the ratings continue to fall? Apparently so, as rumors are circulating that NBC is reportedly looking for a replacement, beginning informal talks to find a new late night funny man for the time slot.

Per Popeater:

“NBC just can’t carry on like this. ‘The Tonight Show’ has lost 52 percent of its viewership in just one year. The November ratings will be the show’s lowest in 15 years. They would be idiots to not be having the replacement conversation,” a source tells me.

Insiders are saying the one man on top of everyone’s wish list is Jerry Seinfeld. However, getting him to commit is another thing, and that seems to be a longshot. Conan’s people are vehemently denying the speculation.

“Completely false. There are no conversations happening. Conan is the host of the ‘Tonight Show.”

Sounds to me like someones in denial.

Ashlee Simpson Depressed After Heather Locklear Demanded Firing

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THIS is hardly surprising! Ashlee Simpson-Wentz was reportedly fired from “Melrose Place” because producers thought she couldn’t act, and only hired her to create buzz for the show. Now she is so upset over being let go that she is apparently “teetering on the edge of an emotional breakdown,” devastated at the loss of her gig.

Per Monsters And Critics:

“Ashlee didn’t see it coming, and now she’s crushed,” said a friend to the Enquirer. “She invested her heart and soul into the job. She feels like the rug has been pulled out from under her.”

Obviously they didn’t watch her on “7th Heaven” or they would have known how terrible of an actress she already was. Meanwhile, Ashlee’s sister Jessica, who used to help promote her sister’s former show regularly on her Twitter page, has changed her tune about the show.

Per Twitter:

“CW catching up on MP.who writes this crap?i have had bad scripts to work with,but this?thank God my sister is amazing and got you some press”

Wow, that’s quite the diss coming from someone who starred in “Major Movie Star!” Sorry Jessica, but the show was crap from Day 1. And Ashlee can’t act either. Ashlee’s character will make her final appearance on the show in January.

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Lindsay Lohan NOT Dropped from Label

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Lindsay Lohan might not be able to afford her nose candy much longer since reports have surfaced of her being dropped by her record label. The rumor states that after working for an year and a half on her album, Lindsay has been dropped by Casablanca Records. According to her reps, this isn’t true. Gossip Cop also states that reps for the label have also called crap on the drop story.

And a rep for Universal Music, the parent company of Casablanca, says she’s still on the Casablanca label, with distribution through Universal.

The struggling actress and wanna be fashion VIP is reportedly having trouble finding work that pays, as it has also been revealed that her high-profile work for the Ungaro fashion house has been mostly for clothing. While she reportedly paid for both her stay in Paris as well as her flight, she did manage to snatch about $100,000 worth of clothes in the process.

Per NYMag:

Though last week it was reported that Lindsay is working at Ungaro for free clothes alone, Moufarrige says she’s getting paid: Moufarrige won’t reveal her pay package, saying only that it is “quite enough. It’s expensive”. Given her unpredictability, it is also a risk. Her fragility, says Moufarrige, “has been factored in”. It needs to be.

However, sources have reported that Lindsay has been followed around by a camera crew lately, being followed by a camera crew in Paris at the Vogue party and later when she hit a ton of clubs around town. This is leading many to believe that she’s taken the reality TV high-road, just like many other washed-up, worn-out celebs have. There’s always plan B Lindsay – Sell your Ungaro clothes on ebay for the quick and easy buck. Those pills don’t buy themselves!

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Ashlee Simpson-Wentz & Colin Egglesfield Leaving ‘Melrose Place’

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These poor Simpson sisters just can’t catch a break – everytime you turn around, one of them in getting dumped one way or the other! It’s been reported that Ashlee Simpson has been given the boot from “Melrose Place” after filming only 12 episodes. Simpsons’ exit comes after the “Who Killed Sydney?” storyline wraps up in December. The report claims “in addition to Heather Locklear’s Amanda, several new characters will be introduced and the show will take on a lighter, more fun vibe.” Series producers say the exit of Simpsons’ character was always the plan. When asked how did she “take” the news, the producers claim that she always knew it was a possibility.

Per Us:

“Having the chance to play Violet on Melrose Place has been a thrill. Although I always knew her story would come to a final, insanely unpredictable end, playing a creepy, unstable character was something I always wanted to do, so I jumped at the chance. Thanks to the CW and the entire cast and crew of Melrose Place for allowing me this opportunity!” says Simpson.

But if its any conciliation to Ashlee she wasn’t the only one as her co-star Colin Egglesfield was also given the axe. Following the news of a cast shake-up on the show, Egglesfield says he was let go because his character was too dark.

Per E!:

“[Executive producers Todd Slavkin and Darren Swimmer] said it was a network decision, and they said the network thought Auggie was a little too dark with his alcoholism,” Egglesfield told E! “They felt like in the landscape of Melrose they wanted to change the tone of the show.”

Egglesfield also reveales that his character won’t be killed, but is just leaving, keeping the door open for his character to potentially come back if needed. Are the two really being let go for the sake of the show, or has their rumored on-set romance the cause of their firings? Rumor has it that Simpson has been crushing hard on the actor, and in between filming has been flirting with Egglesfield while husband Pete Wentz was on tour. Simpson was dressed only in a robe while filming a scene, and one that scene was over she reportedly kept grabbing Egglesfield hand and hugging him.

Per Star:

“One of the first things Ash said was, ‘The guy who plays Auggie is really hot.’ They hung out together for hours. She giggled nonstop and did the whole hair-flip thing.”

While Ashlee had her fun on set, her husband hasn’t taken the situation too lightly. The cople have been reportedly fighting like crazy and it’s even being said to be affecting her work. Sources on the set say she has even broken down and cried after angry phone calls from Wentz. If I was Ashlee, I’d be flirting too! Have you seen Egglesfield with his shirt off? ‘Nuff said!

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It Is Now ‘Jon & Kate Plus 8′ Minus Jon

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Now that Kate has Jon out of her life, its about time to get him off her tv show! It a surprising yet hilarious announcement, Jon Gosselin has been dropped from “Jon and Kate Plus 8.” In other words, the womanizer has been fired from the show that made him a household name. The show will simply be renamed “Kate Plus 8.”

Per People:

“Given Jon’s recent antics, there was no way the show could continue to portray him as a doting Dad, not while all this other crap was going on,” a source close to Jon Gosselin tells PEOPLE.

I guess TLC had enough of Jons’ bed hopping and media whoring! After an initial ratings spike last spring when rumors of marital problems came about, the ratings have since dropped steadily after the show started up again in August. Jon won’t be out completely – it is being said he will still continue to to appear on the show, just on a less than regular basis. The show will now focus on their children and Kates’ role as a single mother. Jon has been rumored to be shopping around a reality show about him being a divorced Dad, while Kate recently taped a pilot for a talk show co-starring Food Network star Paula Deen in addition to filling in for Elizabeth Hasselbeck on “The View” during her maternity leave. Jons made it clear in the media lately that he’s less than interested in continuing with the show. But could he be having a change of heart? Jon is currently trying to ‘slow down’ his life a little bit, going as far as to trying to halt the divorce proceedings for 90 days to ‘regain control over the future of our family.’

Per PopEater:

“I regret my conduct since Kate and I separated … I used poor judgment in publicly socializing with other women so soon. Even though we were heading for a divorce, it appeared that Kate had been suffering from this divorce as much as I had. That’s why I asked my attorney to put the brakes on this divorce so I could try to regain control over the future of our family. So Kate and I could join on a cooperative course that would benefit our family — not destroy it,” Jon tells In Touch Weekly. “…it will enable Kate and me to restore our relationship as cooperative parents and to open up our lines of communication. I hope that she will be as receptive and enthusiastic as I am to do what is best for our family.”

Yeah, right Jon. Since when do you care about being a father, as your actions as of late show otherwise? His divorce halting announcement just so happens to coincide with being dropped from the show. Don’t fall for it Kate. A lesser role on the show means less money for Jon. He is just trying to make nice to get his cut of the deal back. He’s worried about being separated from the money not the family.