Dear Lord. Women everywhere are weeping over this rumored hook up. The “Ocean’s 11” and BFF to Brad Pitt will be first in line for the free clinic tomorrow.

George Clooney is rumored to have slummed it with Paris Hilton. Clooney and Hilton where seen enjoying drinks at The Whiskey Bar at The Sunset Marquis Hotel in West Hollywood in late December. The second time they hooked up was for dinner at Dan Tana’s. They weren’t alone either. Ridley Scott, Marvel Studios chairperson David Maisel, and Brittany Flickinger (“winner” of Paris’ BFF show) joined them for dinner. Popcrunch reports the what the snitches at Life and Style had to say.

“It was an odd group for a dinner party,” says an eyewitness. “It looked like a first date that they brought pals on to make it not look like a first date.”

Apparently Clooney was all about checking out every inch of the STD dispenser. He was probably checking out her open sore she was sporting the other day.

“George couldn’t keep his eyes off Paris. She and George were deep in conversation at the bar and seemed to be enjoying their time together,” said the spy, who added, “They were laughing and smiling at each other throughout the night. Paris was flirting big time, and George was soaking it up…You could tell they were really into each other.”

I get that Clooney loves him some ho’s, but this is unacceptable. Was every cocktail waitress hoping to bust into Hollywood busy that night? I hope he scrubbed his junk with Tilex after hitting that.

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