Lindsay Lohan Cocaine Lines PHOTOS

Lindsay Lohan cocaine pictures are going to be her Christmas cards this year with the caption “Let It Snow Biatches!” While Lohan was claiming she was sending out S.O.S. emails trying to get a flight back to the US to make her court date, she was really taking pics with nose candy.

Lohan was caught partying some random French hoodrats while her lawyer tried to convince a judge that she wasn’t a walking Dyson vacuum (gobbling up lines with superior amount of suction) and was as sober as Jonathan Rhys Meyers at a Dublin airport. Because our justice system totally works, Lindsay has already posted bail and won’t be arrested. Instead she can continue looking for her passport and career in that woman’s hindquarters.

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Madonna’s Stage Collapses, Killing One and Injuring Six

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A stage being constructed in France for an upcoming concert by Madonna has collapsed, killing a 53 year old man and injuring at least six others. Reports indicate that a crane collapsed while installing Madonna’s stage for her concert, falling apart on top of several of the workers. The injured were taken to local hospitals, while two of the workers are said to be in critical condition.

Per People:

“I am devastated to have just received this tragic news,” the singer said in a statement Thursday through her spokesperson Liz Rosenberg. “My prayers go out to those who were injured and their families along with my deepest sympathy to all those affected by this heartbreaking news.”

Police and fire officials have closed the stadium while trying to rescue anyone who still trapped. The cause of the accident has not yet been determined. The 50-year-old Queen of Pop was supposed to perform on Sunday at the Stade Velodrome stadium in Marseille, but the concert has since been cancelled. This was one of the stops on the European leg of Madonna’s “Sticky and Sweet” tour.

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Spiderman’s Lucy Gordon’s Suicide

We at Hollywood Dame are sad to report that British actress Lucy Gordon has died. The Spiderman 3 star took her own life at her home in Paris, she was 28.

After making her debut in movies in 2001, the model turned actress starred in nearly a dozen other movies, including a few that are still in post production stages. Her latest film, a French film based on the life of late singer-songwriter Serge Gainsbourg, is currently screening at the Cannes Film Festival.

Her father spoke of his daugther telling Times of London:

“We have always been immensely proud of her and her achievements. We love her so much. She was called Lucy and she has lived up to that: she has been the light of our lives, me and my wife Sue, and daughter Katie. She was a lovely, generous, unselfish person who gave her all for others and thought of others before herself… She has been the most beautiful daughter. We are obviously devastated.”

In the Gainsbourg film, Gordon played 60s actress and singer Jane Birkin. Such a great talent. Our hearts go out to the loved ones of Lucy.

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Robert Pattinson’s Date with Brad Pitt and Alter Ego Clive Handjob

Good ol’ Sparklepants took his vampire frenzy to France. Being that France is Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s stomping ground, he decided to drop in after doing some press. But first he hit the tv circuit to chat.

Robert Pattinson joined Alesha Dixon, Willem Dafoe, Eric Cantona and Pauline Lefevre on the show “Grand Journal” to continue to stir the “New Moon” media pot. Most of the interview is in French so here is the highlights

~A former famous soccer player was sitting next to Pattinson so they opened the interview with asking him what team he is a fan of. Robby is an Arsenal fan.

~The never ending question of his massive (and sometimes crazy) fan base came up. He stated that he tries to ignore it in order to keep himself sane and keep a grip on his identity.

~He mentioned that he only would be in Italy for 4 more days of filming. There will be plenty of Edward Cullen in the film. Contrary to the book, Bella Swan will not only hear his voice, but see an apparition of him as well. Pattinson also said he is still surprised by the success and die hard fans.

~Admitted that while staying in hotels he uses nicknames to register. His last alter ego was Clive Handjob while he stayed Paris.

Nice! I suddenly have a wee bit more love for the boy. I do the same thing when I check into the Holiday Inn. (Anabell Beaverhausen often hits up the continental breakfast at the establishment.) While the first official poster for the “Twilight” sequel hit the net yesterday (see it by clicking HERE), Rpatz dined with Brad and Angelina to celebrate Pitt’s movie, “Inglourious Basterds.” After entertaining Brangelina over some nosh he then hit the Dsquared soiree.

Here’s hoping he said the word hand-job in front of Saint Angelina!

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