Lindsay Lohans Neighbors Want Her Gone

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Neighbors of Lindsay Lohan want her out of their neighborhood – pronto! Citing the recent burglaries (twice in the past 3 months at Lindsays’ place) along with the constant presence of the paparazzi, they are claiming that ever since the actress has moved in their neighborhood has gone down-hill! They also claim the second break in proves that drugs are still a big part of Lindsay’s life and it is affecting all of them to no end.

Per Radar:

“The truth is that this is a very quiet neighborhood and there have been no break-ins apart from at Lindsay Lohan’s house,” a neighbor told RadarOnline.com. “Since she moved in last November it has been a nightmare with all the paparazzi parking in our driveways waiting for her.”

And who could blame them? I’m sure Lindsay knocks their neighborhood up a few pegs on the trash-o-meter. Lohans house was broken into again for the second time early Sunday morning, with thieves making off with a safe, bags, jewelry and shoes from inside. Detectives are currently reviewing video footage which reportedly shows three men leaving the house. According to reports, the side door to Lohans’ house had appeared to be ripped right off its hinges. Hasn’t Lindsay allegedly given herself the Five Finger Discount on other’s property? I don’t have any sympathy for her on this one. On Monday the house reportedly lays empty with no padlock on the main door, and the side door still missing. Lindsay was seen leaving on Sunday afternoon with a couple of friends and an assistant, after coming home to gather up some of her personal things. Lindsays father, Michael Lohan, has vowed to catch the men who broke into his daughters house. That is, if he can manage to take some time out schooling Jon Gosselin on how to be a hard partying absentee father chasing girls almost young enough to be your daughter from a teenage relationship. I’m just sayin’…

Per Radar:

“It’s obviously an inside job and I first noticed that the door at the side of the property was missing a few days ago. This is a really narrow and winding street and I’m amazed there has not been a more serious accident,” the neighbor added. “I’ve got nothing personal against her but she needs to find a home in a gated community with security at the main gate because all the residents are fed-up with the situation.”

I’m surprised she doesn’t already live in a gated community. Or at least an alarm system loud enough to wake up the surround counties next to hers. Sounds like an inside job to me. Insurance claim, perhaps? I don’t see any other form of income for her to live off of. Maybe she spent all of her money on blow and alcohol and can’t afford it now? Again, I’m just sayin’…

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Mark Wahlberg Fears Christian Bale has an Eating Disorder

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Christian Bale is notorious for his method acting and even used it as an excuse for his infamous rant. (Fun fact- Daniel Day Lewis is also a huge proponent of method acting.) So questions of just how far he taking his dedication to his latest role as a crack addict are rumbling. According to the National Enquirer (via Celebitchy) his costar and new friend, Mark Wahlberg, is extremely concerned with Bale’s health.

“You gotta eat man. You’re messing with your health!” Mark Wahlberg made that desperate plea to co-star Christian Bale when Bale continued to starve himself after dropping more than 40 pounds for their film “The Fighter” sources say.

The Dark Knight” star is said to have resorted to living off of fruit and water to drop the pounds to appear as a gaunt coke addict for his role. To further the worry he has been working out on top of the starvation.

“Wahlberg – a health fanatic who worked himself into great shape to play a champion boxer in “The Fighter” – has begged Bale to stop dieting, said the source. Mark feels Christian is taking the whole ‘in character’ thing too far. He’s afraid Christian is getting Karen Carpenter-thin, and he’s worried about his heart,” the source divulged. He wants Christian to realize that acting is a job, and it’s not worth risking your health.”

Remind yourself that this story comes from the National Enquirer. In all honesty I know very little about dietary needs beyond my own of cookies, booze and some Kashi Go Lean Crunch. (It’s a delicious cereal.) However, if one were living on an orange and a couple of bananas a day and then pumping iron at a gym I doubt he or she would be able to walk let alone spend 12 hour days on a set working.

If you look at some of the photos below Bale is indeed gaunt, but notice there is still muscle and definition in his arms. The baggy clothes further the effect of his frail appearance. This also isn’t the first time he has dropped weight for a role. Anyone seen “The Machinist” before? He followed that with a Batman film and was able to bulk back up.

My point? Mark Wahlberg is insanely hot.

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Celebrity Quotes: Kristen Stewart’s Death Threat

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“We have that relationship. It’s lamely cute. I love that kid. I would do anything for that kid. I would kill for him, literally.”

-Kristen Stewart talks about her love for Taylor Lautner.

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50 Cent and Bette Midler BFF Duet

Yes, Bette Midler is saucy minx and hangs with 50 Cent. She shares her butterscotch hard candy with him and they talk about Bette’s conquests and how awesome the “First Wives Club” was. I can picture it.

The Divine Miss M and 50 hooked up to work on Park Restoration in the hood. They started in his old stomping grounds in Jamaica Queens and worked on bringing peace to the projects. Since they put their powers together to create a more peaceful and huggy universe, they have become friends. A duet isn’t out of the question and could be in the near future according to 50.

Per My Park Mag:

“Look how beautiful things are and how nice it feels when I’m around her. Me and Bette collaborating would be really hot. But I’d need to make something new for her. For the right song, we’d definitely get together.”

Bette has been a fan of his for quite some time. She admitted to knowing the words to one of his songs.

“He is one of the newest members of our tribe. He has really made my life worth living. 50 has been with me through thick and thin. I really can’t rap, but I’d like to sing in the background on ‘Get Rich or Die Tryin’.”

He is SO hitting that.

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Rihanna Takes Up Bowling and a New Man

This is not good news for those hoping for Chris Brown and Rihanna to reunite. It seems the “Umbrella” singer likes bowling and balls. Figuratively anyway.

While out on the town last night in NYC with some friends, Rihanna and her entourage popped into a bowling alley of all places where she proceeded to play hide-my-tongue with Canadian actor turned rapper (ugh!) Aubrey “Drake” Graham. Would it kills these celebs to date accountants?

Via NY Post:

“She was drinking whiskey and apple juice and making out with him all night. They were really cute together.”

Really? Cute? I am not one for watching people make out anywhere, let alone a bowling alley. Rented two-toned shoes is not my idea of sexy. However, I am curious to know if her acrylics matched her ball.

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Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox Feuding

Looks like Jen might be burning bridges.

Jennifer Aniston and her long time pal Courteney Cox are reportedly feuding. Cox is shilling yet another tv show, “Cougar Town,” despite the pitfall of her first attempt. After “Dirt” bombed despite involving Aniston, Courteney is calling her friend again for some help.

Per Digital Spy:

“The pilot meant the world to Courteney as she’s not only starring but is also an executive producer. She thought Jen’s star power would help sell the pilot as a series. Courteney’s crushed.”

It is also mentioned that Jen has been spending her free time with Elizabeth Banks instead of Cox. Either jealousy or just plain growth is coming between the two.

I say Aniston owes it Cox. She was there for the Brad Pitt saga and the John Mayer nuttery. She deserves some star powered help. So suck it up and pay your therapy fees Aniston.

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Dolly Parton Denies Lesbian Rumors

Dolly Parton has been married since 1966. She and Carl Dean have had a pretty decent relationship. However, people are claiming Dolly swings both ways and has a lesbian lover. She has been friends with Judy Ogle for years and is a bit like the Gayle to Parton’s Oprah. (Whether or not Stedman is her beard is another discussion.)

Per AARP via Contact Music:

“We’re absolutely, totally honest, open, and comfortable with each other. We’ve been accused of being lovers. We do love each other, but we’ve never been like that.”

I love Dolly. She is one classy ho that I envy. Dolly is like one of your friends that isn’t afraid to use their endowment to get free drinks at the bar and remember you like your tonic on the rocks. Gay, straight or Clay Aiken….I think she’s fab.

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Friends Movie

Good Lord. I loved “Friends” just like 99.3% of the rest of the world. But lets just let go of that the world needs a movie about this shiz.

Jennifer Aniston opened her vast pie-hole to OK! once again and gave hope to all the Friend-o-loonies out there. Rumors that she nixed a role on the film version of the show due to her current level fame have been rolling since the 2004 wrap of the show. However, Jen insists she wants to do the movie.

“We know how much people want that, and we would of course do it if it’s right. But I say do it way before we get to be geriatric Friends… Let’s hurry it up!”

After the success that “Sex and City” had after moving to the silver screen, execs are feeling the temptation. Simmer down. No official word that this project is in the works has surfaced lately.

I am not getting out my old “Friends” fanny pack, buttons, sweat shirt, lunch pail, hat, mug, thermos or posters out any time soon. A lice epidemic could take out the entire cast.

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Happy Thanksgiving

I am taking the day to get inappropriately drunk while feasting on cheese cubes and piles of turkey while at my family Thanksgiving. I know you will miss me so here is something to remember me by until I return.

Happy Thanksgiving!