Gary Busey Imprgnates Girlfriend;Dame Searching for Fireball in the East

Kittens take cover! Gary Busey still has working sperm!!!

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Reports from Hollywood today are that Gary Busey, once an actor, now a nightmare, and his girlfriend, Steffanie Sampson, are expecting a child.

Via People:

“He feels awesome about it, he’s excited and thrilled and can’t wait,” Roberts says.

Busey, 65, has two grown children from previous relationships. For his sake, I hope the baby has a fully functioning endocrine system.

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Lindsay Lohan Attacked by Stalker

Police had to arrest an over excited Lindsay Lohan fan. Yes, she still has fans. That is what surprises me.

Lindsay was walking out of the Jackrabbit Lounge with her lover, Samantha Ronson, when a crazed fan lunged at her. Bodyguards and police nabbed the 38 year old man before any damage was done. The owner of the club watched the incident and described the scene.

“The gentleman became very excited when he realized he was so close to Samantha and he has a history of being a stalker with Lindsay Lohan so he immediately attacked her and started yelling, ‘I love her, I love her.’”

Too bad it wasn’t Gary Busey. Running around wanting to talk about her endocrine system and trying to snort the coke remnants off of her hair.

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