Colin Farrell, Robert Pattinson, Drew Barrymore – Gay Hollywood

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The lovely team at Celebitchy featured the National Enquirer story that delves into who is gay in Hollywood. With reasoning like “he played a homosexual in a movie” and “he likes to dance” as their evidence of being a closeted gay…you can imagine how much this amuses me.

I only be but a humble a blogger (you have to say it like a pirate), but their list is laughable. Come…giggle with me:

*Zac Efron : The tabloid claims that because he is big into musicals, dancing and singing…this makes him gay. He has been dating his co-star, Vanessa Hudgens, for years and they claim she is a contractual beard.

*Selma Blair: This from ‘Cruel Intentions’ is their biggest backing along with a failed marriage.

*Courtney Love: Gay, straight…whatever she is isn’t what interests me. It’s who is willing to stick their naught parts near her claws that is the real question.

*Lance Armstrong: This stemmed from the time he was hanging out with Matthew McConaughey and Jake Gyllenhaal while wearing coordinating outfits and doing beach workouts together. He has several children and an even longer list of ladies he has bedded.

*Tommy Lee: Here we have a man slut who strikes me as the type to poke anything pretty with a pulse.

*Sienna Miller: Really? She is like penis magnet. Married…unmarried…English..Welsh… I am pretty sure to be a lesbian you can’t have a peen fetish.

*Anderson Cooper: Probably because he and his boyfriend have been photographed together?

*Ryan Seacrest: WHAT?!? No way! He dated Teri Hatcher for an entire day! (Please note sarcasm.)

*Colin Farrell: Again… with the logic of: he did a gay sex scene in film and thusly he is gay. He is also a huge supporter of the gay community and that is probably due to the fact his brother is gay. He actually just attended his bro’s wedding a few weeks ago.

*Hugh Jackman: He is one multi-faceted man. Jackman can grab some hair gel and become Wolverine one minute and the next he is singing show tunes with Beyonce while wearing gold lame pants. He is also married with several adopted children.

*Kevin Spacey : This I believe. My gaydar goes on red alert upon seeing him, but more importantly is the fact he has been seen in the notorious gay cruising area in London on several occasions. He even claimed he was “mugged” in the area at 4:30 in the morning. Photos of him de-panting a young man on his lap don’t help either. (See below by clicking “Read More…” at the bottom.)

*Alex Trebeck: Been married twice and is claimed to be a bit of a womanizer. Maybe it’s a bluff. Maybe I don’t care.

*Tyra Banks & Kimora Lee Simmons: They both get the tag because they have jobs related to fashion.

*Adam Lambert: Obviously…he came out as preferring the company of men in Rolling Stone.

*Neil Patrick Harris: Umm…he is openly gay so I am not sure why they feel they needed to out someone who is already out and more flamboyant that Elton John’s fanny pack. Regardless…I adore him and I give him accolades for being so damn adorable.

*Megan Fox : Obviously this ho will spread for male, female and manimal if it gets her some attention.

*Vin Diesel : He has stated that he wanted to only “date in Europe” because they know about the “code of silence.” Vin has been dating Paloma Jimenez for years. He has a daughter who was born on April 2, 2008. But having babies and beards doesn’t always equal a straight man.

*Cher : Here we have one of the reigning queens of the gay icons. Her fan base is stereotypically gay. Her daughter, formerly Chastity now Chaz, stepped out as gay and is currently undergoing a sex change.

*Kirstie Alley : The Enquirier states that she is chubby and hasn’t been in any kind of relationship outside of cheeseburger loving in years. She is an outspoken Scientologist and they aren’t very gay friendly so maybe she isn’t gay or straight…maybe she is Clay Aiken-ish.

*Barry Manilow : Well…he was once married 1964 to Susan Deixler, but the wedding was annulled in 1965. Since then he has enjoyed the company of young buff men.

*Pink: She is buff and has the image of a tranny, but her marriage to Carey Hart seems legit.

*Drew Barrymore: During interviews she isn’t afraid to talk about how much she likes boobies and women’s bodies. It may land her in the maybe category, but Drew strikes me as the type to marry a sex toy and call it good.

*Jamie Foxx: His arrogance may land him in the catty queen category, but the gay rumors were started by a woman he dumped.

*Dale Earnhardt Jr.: Dude lives alone and plays video games all day so in the eyes of the Enquirer, he is gay. If that logic is true, then every single male in the world is homo too.

*Kate Moss: Cokey loves her some 3somes and orgies so I think it’s safe to say she’d hump anything with pulse.

*Robert Pattinson: He once made a joke that he was gay and played a gay man in the movie ‘Little Ashes.’

Notice some of the bigger names that have the gay connotation? Jake Gyllenhaal is a favorite of gay speculation but, as Celebitchy pointed out, he among a few others are noticeably missing. So before you pay $2.95 for the scoop on who is gay in Hollywood remember that the logic behind their assumption. If one is gay for playing a gay man then Robert Downey Jr. is actually Iron Man and Sherlock Holmes…Julia Roberts is actually a hooker and Will Smith has saved the planet from aliens on several occasions.

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Adam Lamber Versus ‘Out’ Magazine

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Adam Lambert is featured in this year’s “Out 100″ list in “Out” Magazine but there were apparently some rules about how he should represent himself. Reportedly, Lamberts reps insisted on limiting his questions, not wanting to make him seem “too gay” and the editior-in-chief of the magazine, Aaron Hicklin, was none to pleased and responded with an open letter to Lambert.

Per Out: “Although you narrowly lost to Kris Allen, you were the real winner for those of us who saw your success as a test of America’s growing tolerance. That’s why we’re proud to have you in this year’s Out 100, along with all the other men and women who don’t believe their sexuality should be a barrier to success. It’s unfortunate, therefore, that your record label and management don’t share the same view. We’re curious whether you know that we made cover offers for you before American Idol was even halfway through its run. Apparently, Out was too gay, even for you. There was the issue of what it would do to your record sales, we were told. Imagine! A gay musician on the cover of a gay magazine. What might the parents think! It’s only because this cover is a group shot that includes a straight woman that your team would allow you to be photographed at all — albeit with the caveat that we must avoid making you look “too gay.” (Is that a medical term? Just curious). Luckily, you seemed unaware that a similar caution was issued to our interviewer.

It’s odd, because this magazine has done covers with Pete Wentz and Lady Gaga — getting straight men and women to do Out is easy these days. It gives them cred. Getting gay stars like yourself is another matter. Much easier to stick you in Details, where your homosexuality can be neutralized by having you awkwardly grabbing a woman’s breast and saying, “Women are pretty.” So are kittens, Adam, but it doesn’t mean you have to make out with them.”

Meow, indeed! The author of the interview, Shana Naomi Krochmal, also posted a letter in which she responds to the thousands of comments the magazine got about Hicklin’s letter and the interview, in which she claims she was ushered out onto a balcony where she was cautioned by a publicist not to make the interview “too gay” or “you know, gay-gay.” Not one to sit back and stay quiet, Lambert had a simple Twitter response to the letter from the editor in chief of magazine: Chill.

Per Radar:

“Dear Aaron, it’s def not that deep. Chill! Guess ya gotta get attention for the magazine. U too are at the mercy of the marketing machine… Until we have a meaningful conversation, perhaps you should refrain from projecting your publications’ agenda onto my career.”

I wonder if his reps ok’ed his tweet beforehand? Something tells me we won’t see Lambert featured in the magazine again for quite some time, if ever. Adam is right on one account, the letter did draw attention to the magazine. Mission accomplished.

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Adam Lambert Licks Nude Woman on Details Magazine- Photos

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American Idol” runnerup Adam Lambert is the cover boy for the new issue of “Details” magazine, but it’s the racy photos inside that will have tongues wagging. In what could no doubtly be dubbed as his sexiest shoot ever, Lambert and a female model can be seen in various poses including ones where she is completely nude and parts of her just happen to be blocked by his very strategically placed hands. He and the model also appear to be kissing in a few of the pictures, which is a little out of the norm for a gay man featured in a gay magazine. But hey, it looks pretty hot to me! And if this is how you get people talking then who am I to question it!

Per Details:

“There was one woman in Jersey who was actually gorgeous,” says Lambert. “She had obviously had a couple of cocktails, and during an after–show meet–and–greet, she just slithered up next to me and started kissing my neck. I was cool with it. But then it started to get a little weird because she was, like, moaning. She gave me a note that said, ‘I want to make out with you, here’s my number,’ and I was like, wow, this is crazy. But again, it’s cool. Because yeah, I am gay, but I like kissing women sometimes. Women are pretty. It doesn’t mean I’m necessarily sleeping with them.”

Lambert goes on to say that female fans toss their bras and panties at him onstage, and admits that he saves as much of them as he can carry while stapling them underneath the stage in what he calls an ‘undergarment graveyard.’

Per Details:

“I think it’s weird that I’m having this effect on women. It’s flattering. I’ve never had underwear thrown at me before. Clearly there’s something significant about it, because there aren’t a lot of openly gay men in the entertainment industry.”

All through out the “American Idol” season I was drooling over Kris Allen, but who knew Adam could make me feel so tingly inside? Those are some hot pictures! Touching a woman seems more natural to him than it does to Tom Cruise. I’m just sayin’…

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Bradley Cooper & Eric Dane to be Gay Lovers??

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Now here is a movie that I would pay double, triple even, to see!! “Grey’s Anatomy” sexy star Eric Dane has signed on to play a Bret Farve-like quarterback in Garry Marshall’s upcoming comedy “Valentine’s Day.Bradley Cooper is in final negotiations to also star in the movie, which is about five slightly-interconnecting stories playing out during Valentine’s Day in Los Angeles. While the summary does not mention Dane’s character to be gay, the backstory behind Coopers’s character leads you to believe that he just might be… Cooper will play a gay man whose lover is a closeted football player. The movie also stars Julia Roberts, Anne Hathaway, Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Jennifer Garner, and Shirley MacLaine with Ashton Kutcher said to also be in final negotiations. Kutcher would play an owner of a flower shop who proposes to his girlfriend, played by Alba, only to realize he is in love with his close friend, played by Garner, who discovers her boyfriend is married, who from the sounds of it will be played by fellow Grey’s Anatomy star Patrick Dempsey,also tapped to star in the movie, whos character is a cheating doctor. Did you follow me there?

With such a star-studded cast, this movie will definitely be a must see in my book! Only thing that would make this even better would be if they were to suddenly replace the stuck-up Jessica Alba!

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Ricky Martin Confirms Obvious Gayness

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Ricky Martin may have accidentally come out to a Spanish mag. He has throngs of half nude women in most of his videos and has panties thrown on stage when he busts out his loca, but he confirmed his sexuality to Aqui magazine (via Metro) stating:

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“[My] heart could belong to a woman or a man.”

Since he popped onto the scene with his wiggly hips and perfectly highlighted hair, we have all questioned his sexual preference. Personally I think it’s great to come out. Gay, straight or Clay Aiken just be who you are.

So I am sending a nice fruit basket in congratulatory celebration.

UPDATE: Ricky Martin has Officially come Out of the Closet! CLICK HERE TO READ THE BREAKING NEWS!

Adam Lambert Glam and Gay on Rolling Stone Cover

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After months of speculation, rumors and released photographs, there is finally an official confirmation: Adam Lambert is gay. The “American Idol” runner-up is coming out to “Rolling Stone” and saying that he is proud of it. Lambert says that his admission probably won’t come off as shocking to the many who have followed his rise to fame.

Per Rolling Stone:

“I don’t think it should be a surprise for anyone to hear that I’m gay,” Lambert says in the new issue of Rolling Stone, hitting newsstands this week. “I’m proud of my sexuality,” Lambert adds. “I embrace it. It’s just another part of me. I loved it this season when girls went crazy for me. As far as I’m concerned, it’s all hot. Just because I’m not sticking it in there doesn’t mean that I don’t find it beautiful,” he graphically says.

Lambert says that he was tempted immediately after the Idol finale to discuss his sexuality but he thought waiting to come out to the magazine would be much cooler, saying he didn’t want the “Clay Aiken thing” and the “celebrity-magazine bull” and wanted to be able to explain himself in context. As for the small scandal over photos of Lambert in drag that surfaced on the Internet back in March, he claims he forgot to remove photos from his profile on a social networking site for the “Burning Man Festival” in Nevada. Lambert says he was worried that people would think the drag ensemble was typical of him, admitting that he’s only dressed in drag three or four times and doesn’t “tuck and wear breasts.” Stereotypes about gays do annoy Lambert though.

“Clay Aiken’s gay, and I’m gay, and we couldn’t be more different. The only thing that is the same about everyone in the gay community is that we’re gay. … Why can’t we talk about a human community?”

Besides his sexuality, he goes on to share other details with the magazine. When he was 21, he was in a European tour of “Hair” for six months. That was when he decided to dye his hair black. In Germany, he admits to experimenting with drugs, smoking pot and trying ecstasy. But he does have limits, and cocaine is a big no-no saying that it is a reflection of the lack of self-esteem and control people have over themselves and their lives. Lambert even goes on to share his feelings toward sharing a living space with Idol winner Kris Allen.

“I was like, ‘Oh, s–t, they put me with the cute guy.’ Distracting!” he says when the show moved them in together. “He’s the one guy that I found attractive in the whole group on the show: nice, nonchalant, pretty and totally my type – except that he has a wife. I mean, he’s open-minded and liberal, but he’s definitely 100 percent straight.”

Hey… who wasn’t crushing on Kris??? I sure was!!

Britney Spears Mo Perfume Ad – Video

Britney Spears loves the gays y’all. She has put together a satirical commercial to prove it.

The fake gay perfume was created for Logo’s NewNowNext Awards. The show put together the commercial to be lighthearted and fun. “Mo” uses the tagline: “One spray and the gays will run your way.” It pokes fun at Spears’ fragrance empire which typically features her running through a forest in fairy wings or trying to hook up in a hotel room.

Per MTV:

“She’s having fun with her gay audience, because she’s an official gay icon at such a young and tender age,” said Christopher Willey, a Logo executive producer. (Logo and MTV are both owned by Viacom.)

Wait….“tender?” Isn’t she the one who has two kids, went crazy, shaved her head and yelled “lick it, ride it, snort it” it the middle of a court room? They could have at least been honest and said, “She is a saucy ho and saucy hoes sell.”

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Celebrity Quotes – Adam Lambert and the Ambiguously Gay Elephant

“There’s an elephant in the room and he is pink.”

- Adam Lambert addressing his sexuality.

Clay Aiken is the American Idol Gay Sidekick, Not Adam Lambert

So get out of my spotlight and step away from my Kashi sponsored snack table!

Oooo! Girl is pissed! Clay is spewing venom at the new reigning queen that took second place on American Idol.

Clay Aiken miraculously still has a fan base and charges them $29.95 a year to be a fan and gain access to his goodies on ClayOnline.com. Someone who was willing to shill out perfectly good money on this stupidity passed along Aiken’s response to: “What did you think of American Idol this year.” He went on a 5 paragraph rant stating that he only watches one episode a year just to “see what the set looks like.” Then he attacked the new loveable Glamberace.

“This year, I happened to turn it during the minute that Adam Lambert was singing “Ring of Fire” and, at that moment, thought my ears would bleed. Contrived, awful, and slightly frightening! I wasn’t really a fan and found myself surprised whenever folks told me that they liked him. Granted, I never saw another performance (and many folks who I trust said that he was great) but I can’t imagine I would have enjoyed it.”

Meow. Kitty has claws. I put the entire rant after the cut due to the fact it is a bit long and doesn’t have the same effect without Clay’s twang and a few head bobs complete with snaps. So put your imagination caps on circa kindergarten and picture him dictating to one of his minions while he tried on garb from Men’s Warehouse and statement-making hats.

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Pink Flies Her Bisexual Flag

Ok, so this one isn’t really “news” per se. Pink, aka Alecia Moore, has been rumored to be a flaming bisexual for years.

Before the end of her marriage to Carey Hart, the stories of their ‘understanding’ and open relationship gave way to rumors that both Carey and Pink cheated on each other with other women. Both claim that distance was the culprit to their break up, but the two have since reconciled. Since then, Pink has finally confirmed what many have assumed for years.

Via News of the World:

“Love is pure and I try to keep it that way. This is who I am, what I feel. I think it’s unnecessary to draw the subject out, but I think it even more stupid not to discuss it. It seems as if bisexuality is a trend and I should whip up the masses. Well, I don’t believe in trends, I just believe in me.”

Hmmm…so basically she digs sample sales at her local bar on the weekends and Mardi Gras. Anyway, Pink also goes on to preach to those whiney starlets that complain about their fame.

“Famous female singers tend to moan and whine a lot about being famous. Damn, I’m Pink and my bank account hasn’t seen a red zero for a long time, and I can do what I love best-sing. Isn’t that something that makes life better?”

I bet this is like looking into a crystal ball showing the future for “American Idol’s” Allison Iraheta. I love both these girls. Sure Pink is a bit scary and probably eats shot glasses for breakfast. Perhaps it is out of fear that I respect her. Either way. Good for her.

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