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Before you go scouring Le Pottery Barn for Brangelina’s wedding registry, hit the pause button.
In Touch reports that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are planning a ”secret wedding in France.” Their rival tabloid, Star, is reporting that Angelina’s “secrets and lies” caused a trial separation between her and Brad. The rag points the break up at Angelina’s voodoo vag for seducing every man, woman and manimal that crosses her path.
Immediately I thought of pierced peen. Admit it. When you hear of Prince Albert you think it. Anyway, the actual prince is getting married.
Via USA Today:
“As a five-time Olympic bobsledder, Prince Albert II of Monaco probably ranks as the most successful royal force in sports in recent years. And now another Olympian will join Monaco’s royal lineage, with Albert getting engaged to Charlene Wittstock.”
No wedding date has been set, but according to royal protocol they have to wait at least 6 months between their announcement of their engagement and the wedding day.
Albert is 52 and Charlene is 32.
While most of Hollywood men have gone sex criminal crazy, Matt Kemp is reportedly choosing the path of eternal monogamy (yes kittens, the word monogamy gives me the shivers too). Kemp has reportedly asked Rihanna to marry him. Rihanna and Matt Kemp are engaged says a friend of the couple.
Via Bossip:
“Rihanna and Matt are spending a lot of time together at the couples spot in L.A.. Matt surprised Rihanna last week when he approached her and asked for her hand in marriage. She said yes, but also relayed the message of feeling that this may be too soon and a long engagement should follow.”
Egads. So basically he gave her an engagement ring and she bargained it down to a high school promise ring. Congrats…I think.
Rihanna and Matt have yet to admit they are dating, but numerous photos of them together in a hot tub (click HERE for those) and pictures of Matt grabbing two handfuls of RiRi’s rear (click HERE for those) pretty much are photographic admission. The “Rude Boy” singer also met Kemp’s family early in March after flying from Berlin to Arizona for the weekend.
Penelope Cruz has been wearing a diamond surrounded sapphire ring and creating a flurry of engagement rumors. The sparkler has been photographed on her many times and each time the ring is on her left ring finger. She and her now rumored fiancé, Javier Bardem, fought of pregnancy rumors a few weeks ago and bashed them as being completely false.
Now media outlets like NY Daily insist she and Bardem are telling friends that they are planning on getting married. I will note that most sources are calling the ring “new” when in fact, it is not new. Photographs shown above and below show her wearing the ring as far back as July for the premiere of “Broken Embraces.” While it is possible this is her engagement ring, reports that she is flaunting a new diamond ring aren’t quite true.
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This is an obvious spoiler alert so only keep reading if you want to know the details.
Thus far major spoilers for the next installment of “Sex and the City” have hit the net already. The film is in the early stages filming and we already have the basic plot. According to Us magazine these are the highlights:
~Carrie Bradshaw (played by Sarah Jessica Parker) and Mr. Big (Chris Noth) are forced to move in with Charlotte and family after Big loses a huge chunk of his wealth.
~Meanwhile, Charlotte (played by Kristin Davis) somehow comes under the impression that her husband is cheating on her. In reality he is building her a dream house. (I believe this same scenario has been done in every sitcom since 1992. Snooze.)
~Miranda Hobbs (Cynthai Nixon) quits her career as an attorney to open a restaurant with her husband, Steve.
~The most interesting detail in the spoilers say that Stanford Blatch and Anthony Marentino will get married. The hilarious scene will also include a serenade by Liza Minelli.
New reports as to Samantha Jones’ role in the movie suggest she will be getting married. After Cattrall was spotted carrying around a script (click here to see Kim Cattrall airing out the S&TC script), a few pages were photographed and read. If the script is correct, Samantha will be taking testosterone in efforts to get pregnant and Smith Jerrod (Jason Lewis) will return. On Friday Kim was on set in a wedding dress and refused to comment on her character’s situation. So it is being assumed that her character is getting married.
If you recall the same wedding dress issue happened while making the first film version of “Sex and the City.” Sarah Jessica Parker was photographed wearing a wedding gown and rumors began that the scene was just a dream sequence began. In this case I would deem it a nightmare sequence in the eyes Samantha Jones.
With the return of Jerrod, baby rumors and now these photos of Kim Cattrall as Samantha Jones in a wedding dress, I think it is safe to say she will be getting married. What do you think?
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Justin and Jessica have been facing break up rumors for quite some time. Justin Timberlake and Jessica Beil have been on the verge of break up for nearly a year now.
The latest in the reports of their stale saga is that the two have been fighting about what a slut Timberlake supposedly is. He has a wandering eye and likes to flirt. What man doesn’t? (He has a pulse and penis…he is going to look.) This doesn’t sit well with Biel and she is demanding an end to his heartthrob ways.
Via OK! Magazine:
“Jessica’s seen Justin flirt, but says it’s all in good fun,” the pal tells OK!. “But she has told him that if they get engaged, it’s got to end. Things seem a bit tense with them, but they’re trying to get past the rough patches.”
They shacked up together in his New York digs a few months ago, but he is hating the set up according to the “insider” close to the couple. He wants Jessica and her gigantic pie-hole out.
“Justin asked one of his longtime best friends how much time he’d need to give Jessica if he asked her to move out of their New York City apartment without seeming like a jerk.”
Oh Justin, Justin, Justin. What’s that old cliché? You made your bed ,so you have to sleep with whoever you put in it…or something like that. That applies here JT.
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Lorenzo Martone is the lucky winner of the bi-curious Marc Jacobs’ heart. Martone is the ad exec for Jacobs and his future husband. They always say not to dip your pen in the office ink, but when you are rich and willing to shill horrendous red sneakers with Kanye West my guess is rules don’t apply.
Via WWD:
“The designer and his ad executive boyfriend, who have been together for about a year, will go public with the news beginning Thursday, when they arrive in Brazil wearing
rings.”
There is no word on the wedding date, but I envision Marc as a spring bride. Kilts are also involved, but that is just my assumption.
What Others Said:
Dlisted – “I will raise my mug of Sanka to these two and their stubble beards this morning.”
Jossip – “Hey, maybe they were just giving Jason Preston enough time to buy a box of tissues, a pint of Chunky Monkey, and a pirated DVD of He’s Just Not That Into You.”
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Shane Harper is celebrating both Valentine’s Day and his 19th Birthday today with the official release of his self-titled debut album. The young star recently unveiled the music video for his latest single, “Rocketship,” which is featured on the new album along with “One Step Closer” and 10 other tracks.
Behold the power of this magnificent beast! Peter Dinklage is carrying his daughter as he arrives at his hotel. No real news, but I couldn’t resist the adorable going on in these pictures. There just isn’t enough Dinklage in the world. [Keep Clicking Thumbnails for a Larger Image] Images Via: Wenn.com
Kate Upton is wearing something I think is supposed to be a bikini, but might very well be a couple of eye patches sewn together. The model scored the cover for Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue 2012. There isn’t really much more to add to her spread other than the angle makes her left boob appear [...]
With such a great role model – we’re surprised! Marston Hefner, the oldest son of Playboy founder Hugh Hefner, was arrested over the weekend for allegedly attacking his girlfriend and yes, you’re reading this right – his girlfriend is 2011 Playboy Playmate of the Year, Claire Sinclair. According to TMZ, cops were called to the [...]
