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As you know Robert Pattinson can’t break wind without 10 Twihards trying to bottle it and sleep with it under their pillow. Pattinson and girlfriend Kristen Stewart were spotted in England and I am calling this news. Why? I am a ho for suckling at the Twilight machine and I am a sucker for the lovely countries of the United Kingdom.
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I hope he is prepared to feel the fury of a kitten’s scorn via song.
Taylor Launter and Taylor Swift have broken up after just a few months of dates including yogurt eating and mom chaperoned dinners. A source flapping their jaw to Us Weekly stated that Swift just wasn’t that into him. (Ho has seen his abs…right?)
“It wasn’t really developing into anything, and wasn’t going to, so they decided they were better as friends,” a source close to Swift, 20, tells Us. “There was no chemistry, and it felt contrived.”
Gee…really? I think it was pretty obvious their relationship was PR crafted. In fact, the source also stated that Swift didn’t really put effort into their relationship.
“He liked her more than she liked him,” the source tells Us. “He went everywhere he could to see her, but she didn’t travel much to see him.”
Don’t be surprised if these two temporarily reunite around the same time their movie, “Valentine’s Day,” starts the premiere press train. Until then, the “New Moon” star is always on the prowl for a girlfriend. I can already hear the sound of Twihard girls squeeing with glee as they chant “Taylor Lautner is SINGLE!” while rummaging through the laundry for their Team Jacob panties. There will be a sudden surge of kidney’s being sold on the black market in order to raise funds for the purchase a napkin Lautner wiped his mouth on while eating 12 pounds of steak at the Cheesecake Factory.
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Lindsay Lohans love live has more twist and turns than a college frat party playing naked twister! While Us Weekly is saying Lohan was sinking her teeth into Jessica Alba’s husband and baby daddy, Cash Warren, and was all over him at a Hollywood club on November 19, she’s is striking back claiming no sort of thing happened.
Per Gossip Cop:
The actress told Gossip Cop that she’s “just doing a [TV] show with Cash and it’s strictly business.”
So do we really believe that, or is she just scared of what will happen when Alba gets her hands on her? Alba strikes me as the kind of woman who would leave a bloody trail filled with knocked out teeth and ripped out hair if you so much as give her husband a second look. But give LOL-han time and I guarantee she’ll try to add Warren to her growing list of conquests. Just yesterday the rumor mill was buzzing about a supposed hook-up with John Mayer, while today brings us a romp with “Entourage” star Kevin Connolly. Lohan and Connolly have known each other for years, recently hooking up after she crashed an after-hours party at Leonardo DiCaprio’s (another one of her play-toys) home in mid-November but since deciding to take their relationship to the next level.
Per InTouch:
“Lindsay and Kevin have been sneaking around,” reveals the friend. “It’s not serious yet, but they seem to have some sort of physical connection,” adds the friend. “Lindsay isn’t sure what’s going to happen, so for now she wants to keep things quiet,” says a pal.
But what about her rumored recent hook-up with Gerard Butler and her attempt at a reconciliation with longtime girlfriend Samantha Ronson, who she spent time with in NYC last week thanks to the facilitation of Mayer? Forget the whole ’7-degrees of Kevin Bacon.’ Its sounds more like ‘raise your hand if you HAVEN’T slept with Lindsay Lohan’. Yeah, I’m not buying that she’s clean.
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Uh oh Ladies! Could Miley Cyrus‘ back up plan falling for an older woman? Kinda looks that way after a weekend getaway for Nick Jonas and his family. The brothers stayed at one bed and breakfast, while Kevin’s fiance Danielle Deleasa and gal-pal Courtney Galiano (from “So You Think You Can Dance?“) were shipped off to stay at another.
When Kevin and Danielle snuck off for a little alone time together for a horse and buggy ride around town, apparently so did Nick and Courtney. They took off in their own horse and buggy and enjoyed each other’s company. She is older than Kevin, yet going after the youngest of the three. So should we start taking bets on how long before the purity ring comes flying off?
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Ian Somerhalder, currently starring as the dark & mysterious Damon Salvatore in “The Vampire Diaries,” hot enough to give Robert Pattinson a run for hottest vampire, has signed on to star in “Cradlewood,” a romantic gothic fairy tale set in Boston. Somerhalder will play the son of an old Boston blue-blood family, the heir to a fortune, who’s dating an Australian girl. A family legend of his suggests that the family fortunes are tied up with a demon, and that a curse means that every time a boy is born into the family, his father dies. When he begins to experience strange things at the same time he starts suspecting his girlfriend is pregnant, he begins to worry that it’s not just an old wives’ tale.
“Cradlewood” is based on original story by Harry Weinmann. Emma Lung will play Somerhalders’ girlfriend in the movie. The script was written by Stephen Sewell and John Paul Chapple, and will be produced by Michel Shane and David Redman.
Per Hollywood Reporter:
“We see this is as almost like an American-style ‘Pan’s Labyrinth‘ in look and feel,” Shane said. “It’s a perfect segue for the kids who have outgrown ‘Twilight‘ but want something romantic and scary. Our monster will be quite terrifying; she is sexually attractive and monstrous at the same time.”
“Cradlewood” is scheduled to start shooting in Melbourne, Australia in April, during Somerhalders’ hiatus from “The Vampire Diaries.” It’s an interesting plot, although I’m struggling a little to see were the “romance” is at this point. Oh well, do we really care? I mean, its Ian-freakin’-Somerhalder! His lines could consist of nothing more than reading the nutritional facts off the side of a Planters Peanuts jar and I’d pay the price of admission, repeatedly, to see his sexiness sizzle on screen!
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If you believe OK! Magazine then yes, the “Twilight” stars are indeed going to wed. However, I find that OK! (their exclamation point, not mine) is a brick short of a load so take it as you will.
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are engaged according the mag’s emblazoned cover. However, in the article itself, they are basing this claim on assumption of “life might imitate art” and absolutely NO concrete evidence.
“If Kristen is looking for Rob, she’ll say, ‘Has anyone seen my husband?’’’an insider tells OK!. “And Rob loves to say, ‘Have you met my lovely wife, Kristen?’ It’s cute. They’re like a couple of love-struck teenagers.”
Amid intense are-they-or-aren’t-they speculation, Robsten had kept their relationship under the radar in recent weeks — but then burst out of the closet with an unabashed make-out session among legions of fans at the Aug. 15 Kings of Leon concert held in Vancouver’s GM Place arena.
But since that public PDA, they’ve been sneaking around after dark like — well, like a couple of vampires. “There are those subtle pats and glances on set, but they save the real kisses for after the sun goes down, late at night, when you see them disappear into their hotel,” another source tells OK!.
Why so shy all of a sudden? To paraphrase another sprawling screen saga (The Godfather): It’s business. Twilight’s producers have told Robsten to keep their love on the down low — at least until after the November release of New Moon, the second film of Stephenie Meyer’s series, in which Bella gets involved with hunky werewolf Jacob Black, played by Taylor Lautner.
It’s all about suspension of disbelief. The studio bosses “fear that if a romance between Rob and Kristen is confirmed,” the insider says, “Twilight fans won’t buy into the screen chemistry between Taylor and Kris.”
So basically their story is that they are joking around on set as they film “Eclipse.” Way to go OK! Mag. You just made thousands of Twihards spontaneously combust.
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If you are going to live in sin, might as well do it properly. It is now being said that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are moving in together. The Pattinson/Stewart Dog and Pony Show continues…
The are said to be shopping for a house together after practically living together from a hotel suite while filming “Eclipse.” According to the report, a mutual friend spilled the beans about their decision to move in together.
Gordon Rael, a friend of the pair told New Weekly: “It was only a matter of time. They’re a perfect match on and off screen, so they are right to trust their instincts and give this a proper shot.”
Hmm…I don’t know that I buy this story. Maybe they are moving in together to make it easier to stay up late to braid each other’s hair and gab about “Project Runway.” Who am I kidding? They are up making greasy hipster love all night.
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I feel like I am trapped in a bad soap opera with these two called “Vampire Rodeo Hosted by Sparklepants and That Girl from Twilight.” It has a catchy ring no?
Anyway, rumor has it that Kristen Stewart (the aforementioned That Girl from Twilight) through a diva sized jealous fit over the photo hook up of Robert Pattinson and Megan Fox. As photographers snapped away at Robert and Megan, Kristen was fuming mad according to National Enquirer (yes, take it with a grain fictional salt).
“Although Pattinson and Fox have dated casually at least once or twice, the hunky star was absolutely floored when Kristen – suddenly in-his-face after he went onstage with foxy Fox to accept their “Choice Hotties” awards – bared her fangs and hissed: “You’re into Megan Fox!”
Said a Pattinson pal: “Rob couldn’t believe it at first. Kristen plays hard-to-get with him, then gets jealous over Megan? And she really ripped into him, saying, ‘I saw how you put your arm around her waist…I saw the way you touched her!’ Rob thought it was ridiculous. He told her: ‘Oh, for Pete’s sake! She’s just a friend. We were onstage together…that’s it!’”
First off I doubt the validity of this simply due to the fact that Sparklepants wouldn’t say “oh, for Pete’s sake” and he already hit that on several occasions. Let’s hope he hit the free clinic. Ladies, this is the first amateur mistake you can make with a man. Getting his mug and threatening him for looking another woman will earn you a title of crazy ho. However, the story goes on to state that Robert is getting tired of Stewart’s immaturity. This I do buy.
“But Kristen refused to let up, hammering him relentlessly about Megan. Said the source: “Rob’s getting tired of the constant drama with Kristen. She keeps going back to her boyfriend, but then comes back to Robert – over and over again. She pushes him away, then has the nerve to complain about other women. It’s ludicrous. The girl needs to grow up!”
Another interview the Mirror concocted ran yesterday and being that I was too snotty (i.e. inebriated) to post it, here is a rundown. The news outlet claimed they scored an exclusive interview with Pattinson. In this “exclusive” they claimed he said he was single and looking for a girlfriend. Reps have bashed the Mirror’s claim and stated that he has never done an interview with them. The reps are getting paid overtime and have also called out reports that he and Kristen are fighting over a Megan Fox issue, “there is nothing true to this story.”
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This is probably one of those more sane celebrity quotes. Robert Pattinson opened up to OK! (their exclamation point, not mine) about the throngs of women throwing themselves at him and begging him to autograph their underwear or impregnate them.
His fresh status as a transatlantic heartthrob is both a blessing and a curse. Sets have taken to ridiculous security measures to keep fans at bay. What concerns Pattinson is the average Twihard’s projection issue.
“I had no idea people could get so obsessed. But it’s not scary – it’s amazing. People just project their idea of my character on to me and they just seem to assume that I’m the same, when in reality I’m not.”
I have heard it is indeed hard out there for a pimp.
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Miley Cyrus took to Twitter to announce that she has cut her hair. I am calling it news. It’s all in effort to escape the office filled with roses and teddy bears singing tunes about “cuppy-cakes.” You can thank Valentine’s Day for crap posts today.
Shane Harper is celebrating both Valentine’s Day and his 19th Birthday today with the official release of his self-titled debut album. The young star recently unveiled the music video for his latest single, “Rocketship,” which is featured on the new album along with “One Step Closer” and 10 other tracks.
Behold the power of this magnificent beast! Peter Dinklage is carrying his daughter as he arrives at his hotel. No real news, but I couldn’t resist the adorable going on in these pictures. There just isn’t enough Dinklage in the world. [Keep Clicking Thumbnails for a Larger Image] Images Via: Wenn.com
