Jon Gosselin Already Engaged

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We’ve tried kittens. We have really tried to avoid posting stories about this ho and his wife and their kids and the rest of the world that no longer cares about them. Why? We write about celebrities and Jon Gosselin is just a man-a man with a lot of kids. You know, kind of like that one family you went to school with. There was always one; one family that had like 19 kids. And you know what? They didn’t need a camera crew or bodyguards or even a multitude of nannies to get them through the day.

Anyway we have succumbed. Jon Gosselin and his wife Kate split like 30 seconds ago. Already he is banging a much younger fame whore who is obviously using him for paparazzi time and free trips to France. This 22-year old GIRL, Hailey Glassman, is reportedly the daughter of the doctor who performed Kate’s tummy tuck following the birth of the couple sextuplets. Creepy. Is there seriously only 5 women in Pennsylvania?

Now In Touch is reporting that the two are already engaged. Groan. Certainly if this is true, we can expect the couple to pimp the rights to televise their wedding to TLC.

Via In Touch:

“Jon has been telling everyone that he loves her and she loves him, so why waste time?” says the insider, adding that Jon presented Hailey with a $180,000 engagement ring designed by Edouard Nahum — featuring a skull surrounded by four black diamonds — during a romantic getaway to St. Tropez on July 12. “They started dating two months ago and they both just knew the other was the one instantly.”

Nothing says ‘Forever’ like a skull wrapped in black diamonds and nothing says love like an unemployed married man with eight children under the age of 10.

Gosselin was in France to meet with designer Christian Audigier who designs for label Ed Hardy. Apparently, the designer heard the ‘Dad of the Year’ was a big fan. Of course he is-he’s a douchebag.

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Lindsay Lohan is a Liar, Liar Crotch on Fire

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Wow Lindsay – how many more people are you going to add to your list of people who are furious with you? After a night out with the boys, Justin Timberlake appeared to be headed to the dog house with girlfriend Jessica Biel. Witnesses claim that Timberlake was in full party mode, acting a little bit on the crazy side, and cheating on Jessica. Lindsay Lohan calimed he was being unfaithful (click here to read about Lilo’s cheating claims).

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Per Page Six:

“He was drinking tequila all night. At one point, he cleared out a little space and started break dancing. He was bumping into people and spilling drinks. It was hilarious.”

Hmmm so far, sounds no more out of sorts than any of my house parties! At one point during the night, Lindsay Lohan came out to the dance floor and tried to dance with Justin, who apparently had no interest in the actress and basically told her to take a hike. No stranger to rejection, you’d think Lohan would go on about her spaced-out way and forget about all of this… But instead, she decided to act out a little bit of revenge against Timberlake, by going the route of Twitter. How mature! By Twittering messages such as “where’s jb cheater” that night and “Why do people cheat?” the day after. Lohan was pretty obviously attempting to get back at the singer who shunned him away. Rumors are flying rampant after those messages that Justin was seen dancing and cozying up to a brunette who wasn’t his current girlfriend. But now the owner of the club has come out to defend Justin, and all but call out Lohan by name on her lies.

Per Contact Music:

“My partner, Danny A, was with Justin and a few of his guy friends the entire night, and I was within 15 feet of him the whole time he was there, and we know for sure he was not doing anything with other girls. He was having a good time with the guys, and came and left with them. I have surveillance cameras that show this to be the case and anything you are hearing is simply not true,” said “Avenue” owner Noah Tepperberg.

Eventually Lohan backtracked on the remarks she made, claiming the messages were left by someone who happened to hack into her Twitter account. How convenient! Doesn’t matter if Timberlake cheated or not – he still had enough common sense and self respect to keep his distance from Lohan, and for that I think he deserves some major kudos!

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Robert Pattinson is a “Pussy” According to Stephen Moyer

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Who is Stephen Moyer? Well, if you’re a Twi-Hard he’s the next hit on your list. For those over 30 out there, you likely know Moyer as vampire Bill on the HBO series, “True Blood”.

In a recent interview, Moyer was asked his feelings about beloved “Twilight” vampire and my personal sex-slave, Robert Pattinson.

Via Oh No They Didn’t:

“He’s a pussy! He’s the Slim-Fast, Diet Coke of vampires.”

I don’t quite think Moyer knows what he is getting himself into with that statement. Any second now, a mini-van full of chicks ranging in age from 14 to 60 will descend upon him with body glitter-claws drawn.

Let us not worry too much about Sparklepants. His abs may be fake, but that’s not stopping him from getting his slut on while shooting his new flick “Remember Me” in NYC.

Via People:

“Earlier this month, Pattinson was seen at a bar with friends, but was paying special attention to a petite blonde who spoke with a foreign accent. ‘They sat next to each and he was leaning close to her. They were whispering to each other the entire night. It seemed clear that he was into her’.”

I thought I did a pretty good job at hiding that accent of mine. Damn that Rosetta Stone!

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Robert Pattinson Out With Two Females in NYC While Kristen Stewart is in LA

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Uh oh Sparklepants… You have some serious splainnin’ to do! Robert Pattinson was seen out early Wednesday morning in Manhattan with two females – neither of which was rumored girlfriend Kristen Stewart. The trio were seen at the Bowery Hotel enjoying a couple of beers and sharing some light hearted conversation.

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Per Radar Online:

“One of the two women Rob was with was definitely Camilla Belle, one of his ‘rumored’ girlfriends,” the source said. “The other I only caught a quick glance of — and it could have been Emilie De Ravin but I can’t swear to it. She was blond and beautiful.”

While Emile is Robert’s newly single co-star in the film “Remember Me“, the same can’t be said for Camilla. Uh oh Miss Belle… Looks like you have some serious explaining to do yourself to current beau Joe Jonas! The source goes on to say that with no paparazzi around to catch them, everyone piled into a cab together and left but at least one person didn’t seem too happy: miss Camilla.

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Per Radar Online:

“Camilla looked very comfortable to be around Rob. How she felt about sharing him on this night out with the other woman I’m not sure of,” the witness said.

This is not the first time Robert has been linked to Camilla. The pair were seen together in California in December, brushing off the outing as nothing more than friends having lunch together. It was only a matter of time before the rumors started about Robert and Emilie – poor guy can’t even be in the same room without rumors flying. Wonder what KStew has to say about all this. Oh what a tangled web we weave…

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Megan Fox Hooked Up with Robert Pattinson

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Or so she claims. The grease monster known as Megan Fox was running her mouth about nailing Robert Pattinson shortly after she and Brian Austin Green broke off their engagement. Someone who worked with Fox on “Jennifer’s Body” told E! that she was bragging about a one night stand that she had with the “Twilight” heartthrob.

“Megan was totally into [Rob] and thought he was really cute,” snitches our high-up, on-the-set sleuth. “But nothing ever went further than one night they were together. He totally blew her off.”

After he ditched her, Megan was hurt and told Elle magazine that she’d never slum it with Pattinson because he was “too pretty and young” for her taste. This could be true despite my distaste for narcissistic princess. They were seen together at Palihouse hotel bar two consecutive nights in Hollywood back in early March. This was just after Brian and Fox’s split in February.

I am guessing it went something like the ho at the 1 minute marker trying to get her some Sparkle.

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Gavin Rossdale and Gwen Stefani Spiltting – Hollywood Dame Exclusive

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According to an alleged girlfriend of Gavin, power couple Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale have broken up.

A source, who was a witness to her bragging, spilled to Hollywood Dame that Gavin has been dating other women. One girl, whose name rhymes with ‘Gidget,’ claimed that she is currently dating Rossdale. Not believing her, the mistress produced 7 photos of the two of them together for.

In one photo of the two together, seen by one of my spies, Gavin and Gidget were in a tight embrace and sharing a kiss. It was also overheard by my spy that Gwen and Rossdale are caput and are planning to announce their separation after they are done touring.

Lets hope Gidget was duped by a convincing impersonator. However I am told the photos looked legit.

A few fellow bloggers and tipsters have wrote in to also point out that Gwen hasn’t been wearing her wedding ring lately. This doesn’t prove much being that you don’t get stoned for not wearing jewelry, but I thought I’d share. I am also guessing that his former gay lover (read about Rossdale’s former man-fling by clicking here) is tickled pink about their rumored break up.

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Ashlee Simpson Attacked Michelle Trachtenberg

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Ashlee Simpson went ham sandwich crazy on her hubby’s ex girlfriend. While at the DJ Hero party on Monday night, the infamous lip synch-er lost her shiz and had to be restrained from cutting Michelle.

Some idiot sat Pete Wentz and Ashlee directly across from Michelle Trachtenberg. (Petey and Michelle used to bump super uglies.) Things started out ok as they all chatted civilly and Mrs. Wentz even shared a baby picture of Bronx.

Enter alcohol. Simpson hit the booze and started to get mouthy…and slutty according to source who dished to Perez Hilton.

“The crescendo of the night occurred when an increasingly loud and obnoxious Simpson began to give Wentz a lap dance. “She was staring directly at Michelle and starting hurling insults at her,” a source tells us. “She was grinding up on Pete like a stripper. It was actually pretty disgusting!”

Clearly out of control, Asslee screamed at Michelle, “I hope you know, the whole time you were dating Pete, I was f**king him!”

Michelle, being a classier ho, told Ashlee to sit down.

“I’ve never said bad things about you. I’m happy for you guys.”

This didn’t sit well with the drunken “singer” and she then got in Trachtenberg’s face. At this point Pete wasn’t doing anything about it and Mark Hoppus’ wife had to physically restrain the out of control beast.

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Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart New Moon Kissing Scene – Photos

Ahhh let the hearts of tweens squee in joy. Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were photographed kissing on the set of “New Moon.” Their embrace was for their scene in which they were reunited in Italy after Edward Cullen essentially tries to commit vampire suicide.

This will soon wrap up Robert Pattinson’s shoot overseas. And no…he hasn’t come down with a mole condition. It’s for post production to make him sparkle!

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Mel Gibson Confirms Oksana Grigorieva’s Pregnancy – Video

Mel Gibson is now undergoing a very public break up with wife, Robyn Gibson. They have been separated for years, but recently announced their official divorce. This came shortly after photos of Mel kissing and cuddling another woman surfaced (read that story and see those photos by clicking here.)

Being Mel, he went on Jay Leno’s Tonight Show to discuss his new lady love, Oksana Grigorieva. While talking with Leno, he confirmed that Oksana is pregnant.

Jay Leno: I have to ask you something else. I hear these rumors that you guys are going to have a child.
Mel Gibson: This is true. We are having a child.
Leno: Oh, it is true!
Gibson: Yes.
Leno: So this will make 29 for you?
Gibson: Actually 8. I am Octo-Mel now. (smushes lips back mocking Octo-Mom.)
Leno: Do you know what it’s going to be?
Gibson: A human being I think. (laughter)

You know Oksana is doing her jackpot dance waving her Clear Blue Easy positive pregnancy stick in the air followed by some yatch shopping.

Mel Gibson’s Mistress is Pregnant

As we first reported here at Hollywood Dame, actor Mel Gibson has taken up with a MUCH younger woman, Oksana Grigorieva. You can read about their rendezvous in Costa Rica here.

Now, TMZ is reporting that Oksana and Mel are expecting a child.

“Our sources say Gibson has already told his estranged wife, Robyn, and their children about the news. We’re told Oksana is in her second trimester.”

Way to go Mel. Recovering alcoholic philanderers who refer to female police officers as “Sugar T-ts” should continue reproducing well into their 50’s. Especially when it’s with a chick young enough to be your daughter and while you’re still married to the woman who bore your seven children and stayed with you for 28 years and several bad hair-dos.

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