Madonna Slams M.I.A. – AUDIO

Hydrangeas wilt in the shadow of Madonna, but M.I.A. better grow eyes in the back of her head because no one upstages The Madge.

M.I.A. let her middle fly in a salute to Super Bowl viewers. It wasn’t as ESCANDALO! as Janet Jackson’s accessorized nipple, but it was still a weave snatchin’ move. Madonna addressed that and whether or not Britney Spears will be joining her for the single, ‘Girls Gone Wild.’

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Joe Francis Called A “Rapist, Child Molester” By Book Publisher

… And that’s only the beginning! Legal documents were filed yesterday against “Girls Gone Wild” head honcho Joe Francis, and they do not paint him in a very favorable light. The docs were filed by 4th Street Media, which is publishing a tell-all book by former GGW employee Ryan Simkin. The papers were filed to stop Francis from blocking the sale of the book, entitled “FLASH! Bars, Boobs, and Busted: 5 Years on the Road with Girls Gone Wild.” The book is said to be very revealing, with stories of Francis and his friends engaging in drug use, among other controversial activities. But Simkin’s new legal docs may be as explosive as the book – because he uses the following words to describe his former boss.

Per TMZ:

“Convicted felon; child molester; jail-baiting pervert; pimp; sick bastard; sleaze-peddler; tax cheat; rapist; sleazehole; the epitome of a true misogynist, coked-out amoral direct marketer; violent thug; juvenile smut-peddler; sexual predator; one of the 50 most loathsome people in America; and the Douche of the Decade.”

Ouch. And that’s just the first paragraph. I wonder how he REALLY feels about him! This is a very difficult choice, but after hours of careful deliberation I have decided “Douche of the Decade” is my favorite. That was the most fun I’ve had reading legal documents in, well, ever.

This makes me wonder … Whose face is more punchable – Joe Francis or Spencer Pratt? Discuss.

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Joe Francis Assaults Brody Jenners’ Girlfriend

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Apparently Joe Francis has not been keeping up with the whole Chris Brown fiasco, because now he’s the latest celebrity in trouble for allegedly assaulting a female. The Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department is looking for Francis, founder of the controversial Girls Gone Wild franchise, to question him about assaulting Brody Jenners‘ girlfriend, Playboys 2008 Playmate of the Year Jayde Nicole. Francis was reportedly harrassing an ex-girlfriend of his when Jayde decided to go over and come to her rescue from his unwanted advances. Nicole confronted Francis, began arguing, and eventually tossed a drink on the creep. Francis attacked Nicole by pulling her hair, punching her in the face and throwing her to the ground, then proceeded to hit a female friend of hers who was trying to defend her. Security was called in to try and break it up as Jenner was trying to get his hands on Francis, with both ending up being ejected from the club. Jenner met back up with Francis outside of the club, punching Francis in the face before an unidentified individual zapped him with a taser gun. Francis, who was shirtless at that point, then quickly left and the police were called.

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Per Brody Jenner’s Twitter:

“Joe Francis beat up my lady this morning for no reason! Pulled her to the ground, punched & kicked her..what does that say about him. How can you call yourself a man when you beat up a girl?? Joe Francis is a piece of sh*t. Joe Francis needs to be in jail!!!”

Jaydes reported injuries are a black and blue cheek, a swollen face, a bruised left rib and her lower abdomen is sore. Some of her hair was also pulled out. A police report has been filed and she said she would press charges against Francis. Good for her. Maybe Francis can spend some more quality time with the jail cell he so obviously misses.

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