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Since the Bears didn’t make it to the Super Bowl because Jay Cutler once again has a sprained lady part posing as man part an injury, I am not as invested into the winner as other football fans. However, there is still some lingering boo-hoos going on.
Gisele Bundchen, wife of boiled broccoli – Tom Brady, made the mistake of thinking/speaking. After watching the Patriots lose the game, she she was caught on video blaming the team’s receivers.
Gisele Bundchen is throwing shade at the Patriots receivers for a couple of incomplete passes that might have cost the Pats the game. Strike that. She isn’t throwing shade. She is throwing the New England team under the bus and then hitting the gas before stopping, putting it reverse and flooring it again.
After Tom Brady suffered a loss on the field, Gisele had a few choice four letter words for her husband’s co-workers…
“You (have) to catch the ball when you’re supposed to catch the ball,” she is heard saying. “My husband cannot [expletive] throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can’t believe they dropped the ball so many times.”
Wes Welker, Deion Branch and Aaron Hernandez all dropped passes during the game and it sounds like Gis will be crossing them off her Christmas card list.
Seriously. Gisele did her part in this. She activated the mass e-mail prayer network and made Tommy his bubble gum flavored protein shake. This is an injustice! How will he afford the new custom built treehouse complete with water slide that connects to his $20 million mansion? There is just too much injustice in the world!
Gisele Bundchen has gobs of cash, an uber-successful husband who is so devoted he will rock The Bieber’s old haircut because she told him to, was a Victoria Secret Angel, her inner thighs have never formally met and I am guessing her bowel movements smell like vanilla potpourri.
Yet, she emailed her friends to light a candle and pray for the Patriots to win the Super Bowl because Tom Brady (who lives in a Barbie’s Dream House, is married to a super model, doesn’t have to donate plasma to pay his electric bill and his biggest worry is how to part his hair in the morning) needs a FIFTH WIN.
It’s bad enough we have to see a supermodel reclaim her world-famous figure just six weeks after giving birth, but now Gisele Bundchen is being quite vocal in her thoughts about how she believes breastfeeding should be mandatory for the first six months of a newborn’s life.
Per Us:
“Some people here (in the US) think they don’t have to breastfeed, and I think ‘Are you going to give chemical food to your child when they are so little?’ I think there should be a worldwide law, in my opinion, that mothers should breastfeed their babies for six months.”
She’s not the first woman to advocate breastfeeding, though she may be the founding pioneer for nursing by law. Bundchen says that breastfeeding “really helped me keep my figure,” and was the reason she was able strut her stuff in a bikini just a few months after giving birth. But if there ever was such a law of the land, she would be the number one offender – Son Benjamin was only breastfed for three weeks.
“I probably should have persevered a bit longer than three weeks, but I can’t be sitting in Starbucks and breastfeeding because they (photographers) are taking pictures.”
Cracks me up when women who have one baby and are pretty new to the whole ‘mommy-thing’ think they are parenting experts and know just how every other mother should parent their children.
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The Costume Institute Gala Benefit is where you want to be seen and make a fashionable statement. It is more like the fashion equivalent of the Kentucky Derby. Bold avenues of new trends and styles can be made here…translation. Get out your questionable gear and go for it.
This year it was all about black, white and metallic mixes. The slit was a heavy trend on the red carpet. Emma Watson, Katy Perry, Kate Hudson (and her new boobies) all wore light hued ensembles that gave you a peek of leg. Katy may have let her peek-a-boo go to far as she accidentally revealed her nude panties. (I am just thankful she was wearing panties.) Let this be a lesson ladies!
Mila Kunis, Gisele Bundchen, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Renee Zellweger, Sienna Miller and Kristen Stewart all embraced their dark side. Each lady wore a dark and deep blue or black hue. The Twilight star even rocked black polish on her fingers and toes.
It was a teen idol dominated night. Emma Watson, Taylor Swift and Kristen Stewart held their own as some of the best dressed at the event. For being relatively young and new in the biz, they owned their looks. However, I am concerned as I see Emma Roberts’ scary skinny look. Her legs and arms look frail. I am hoping it is just the lighting, slimming black dress and youth that are giving the skeletal appearance.
Couples also took the chance to show unity. Sienna Miller and Jude Law walked the carpet and posed together as if a cheating scandal never turned their romance off. Despite claims of infidelity made by Courtney Love, Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale also walked hand in hand. Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake also made an over the top show. Jess didn’t let him out of her sight for long.
On the subject of Biel….what is going on with her hair?!? I have pulled things from bathroom drain that have looked more polished and clean. The over plumped pout isn’t helping, but girl….you need to have a talk with your hair stylist.
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Another Victoria Secret model is pregnant according to rumors. She joins Gisele Bundchen and Adriana Lima on the knocked up VS alumni train.
A rep confirmed that the super model is expecting her first baby with Archie Drury. He is an ex Marine and Scientologist who made a documentary called “Voices of Iraq.”
Via People:
“Supermodel and actress Karolina Kurkova and her fiancé, film producer Archie Drury have announced that they are expecting their first child. The couple have been together for a little over a year.”
Krukova is famous for her slightly creepy missing belly button. See that photo below.
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Remember when we told you Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady were expecting a baby? Yea, it was like month ago. You can read about by clicking hereif you still care.
Though Brady denied that he and his supermodel wife were with child, turns out the gossipers of the world were right once again. (Cut to me patting myself on the back).
Via People:
“Gisele Bündchen is expecting and ‘ecstatic,’ She is due early next year.”
Zzzzzzzzzz….At least she will stop trying to steal Brady’s son with actress Bridget Moynahan.
If you have been reading the news today, you also know that Tom Brady was recently fished out of the Charles River in Massachusetts by an elementary school teacher. It seems Tom fell from a kayak he and Gisele were using to race a friend.
Via WHDH TV:
“When they got near the star couple, they realized Tom was not in his kayak. He was in the water. Leeds helped pull Tom into the motor boat she was in.”
One must wonder if this is just the usual “Brady Baby Behavior?” Brady does have a track record for running out on (or swimming away from) the women he knocks-up.
Quotable via D-Listed:
“You know Tom is going to claim he has amnesia and doesn’t remember marrying Gis or making a babeh with her. He’s going to pull some ‘Who Huh Wha’ sh**!”
Vanity Fair and Harper’s Bazaar each had their worst selling issues when they featured Gisele Bundchen on their covers. Both magazines suffered a huge dip in single sales and were the worst of the year. Vanity Fair took a huge hit after featuring Bundchen on the cover. A wimpy 280,000 copies were bought which was the lowest sale for the magazine in 2 years. It come as a bit of surprise to the editors. In September of 2007 Gisele was in the top 3 best selling issues for the year.
Per Observer:
“It might be that she’s losing her looks,” quipped Vanity Fair spokeswoman Beth Kseniak.
Ouch. Bitter must be the new black.
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Well… is she or isn’t she? Today, the answer appears to be no. New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady says there is no baby on the way for him and his wife, supermodel Gisele Bundchen. Hmm… but wasn’t it only a few days ago that Hollywood Dame, among others, were reporting that Gisele was indeed pregnant? RadarOnline.com also reported last week that Bundchen herself is telling friends she’s pregnant. In addition to that, rumors had been circulating that the Brady’s are expecting since Gisele and Tom were pictured walking into an OB-GYN office. So what gives, Tom? During an interview with AP, the football star talked about the importance of a wife and children, but when asked if he and Gisele were expecting he simply answered “No.”
Per OMG Yahoo:
“One is enough,” Brady said. “I have dogs and that’s all I need.”
Brady already have one child, 22-month-old son Jack, with his ex Bridget Moynahan. He could be lying about the possible bun in the oven, though. I seem to recall Tom Brady furiously denying any sort of an engagement between the couple on February 18th of this year – Before getting married eight days later. But his son is still under two years old so maybe he just wants some space between kids. Or time to enjoy his honeymoon life… Now forgive us for not exactly taking that as sufficient cause to call off the Bundchen Bump Watch. Remember – as The Who once sang “We Won’t Get Fooled Again!”
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Gisele Bundchen’s Breastfeeding Controvery
Yesterday, Gisele flapped her jaws and more ridiculousness fell out. It happens a lot. She managed to piss of the remaining 10% of women out there who didn’t mind sharing a planet with her.
In an interview with Harper’s Bazaar UK, she gave her judgment that breastfeeding should be mandatory “worldwide law.”
She went on to claim that her 8 hour natural birth of her son Benjamin “didn’t hurt in the slightest.” She must have a cast iron vagina. Anyway, Gisele Bundchen’s breastfeeding comments landed her in the middle of war zone. Furious women unleashed a backlash and criticized her for being judgmental and condescending. Since then she took to her blog to backpedal.
I am not about to comment on breastfeeding, but I find that if you say, own it. The real question here is why is she relevant enough to be interviewed in Harpers?
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