Gisele Bundchen is Pregnant

Princess Pelvis will no longer have to baby snatch Tom’s son. She will have her own to take on walkies and dress up in cute polos.

Gisele Bundchen is reportedly pregnant according to Radar. She and Tom Brady recently celebrated their nuptials twice because Heidi Klum does it yearly so they wanted to get a head start. They first tied the knot in Santa Monica and then headed down to Costa Rica to do it again. At this wedding, the couples’ security went bananas on some paps and shot at them. (Read about that by clicking here.)

Per Radar:

“Gisele and Tom had two wedding ceremonies, and now she’s told close friends that she’s expecting their first baby together.”

I kinda figured they’d hire someone to do that. You know, thanks to SJP making surrogates hot and the fact that Gisele only makes cash from prancing on beaches in a thong. I can just picture it now. “Tommy cakes, hold the baby while I work it.”

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Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen Shotgun Wedding – Photos

It was literally a wedding crawling with armed bodyguards. Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen had a second wedding that was held in Costa Rica and paparazzi were not welcome.

The couple’s body guards opened fire on photogs after a spat had broken out earlier. A few friends of Tom’s and members of the their security had gotten into an argument with the encroaching paparazzi just moments before a gunshots were fired. A bullet hit the rear window and shattered the glass. It had barely missed two photographers.

INF photo agency had sent Rolando Aviles and Yuri Cortez to the second set of nuptials in Santa Teresa. As they were spotted around 300 feet away from ceremony, the body guards started to chase them. According to Aviles he and his friend were cornered at their SUV and asked to come back and have a chat with Brady. Being really gullible or just plain daft, he and his photog friend went back to Gisele’s home. As they walked in Tom’s groomsmen and the body guards surrounded them.

Per the NY Post:

“Take a picture of me now, you f- – -er! F- – - you,” Brady’s righthand man, whose name was not immediately known, screamed, according to Aviles. “He was very angry. It looked like he wanted to attack us,” Aviles said. The photographers lied their way out of the tight spot — saying they hadn’t taken a single frame.”

The photo hungry paps then left to return to their car. As they started to drive away someone fired into the rear of the vehicle.

“Thank God I’m all right. At that moment, I thought I was going to die,” lensman Rolando Aviles told The Post. “The bullet went between us, missing our heads. If the bullet been a little more to the left or right, it would have killed one of us. I said, ‘They’re going to kill us,’ and that’s when I hunched down to cover myself.”

Holy overreaction Batman!

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Bridget Moynahan is Going to Shank Gisele Bundchen

Remember when baby daddy stealing Gisele Bundchen talked crazy to Vanity Fair about her Tom Brady’s son being “100% her own” baby? Yeah, that didn’t sit well with his real mother.

Bridget Moynahan is furious with Gisele. The newlywed Victoria Secret veteran wasn’t exactly in the good graces of Bridget, but now that she has brought baby John into her press whoring the gloves are off. A “friend” of team Moynahan went to Page Six and revealed her wrath.

“If Gisele loved Bridget’s child like he was ’100 percent her own,’ then she would not talk about him in the press. Discretion and respect are not either of Gisele or Tom’s virtues, as was evidenced even when the child was still unborn and they publicly flaunted their relationship without any discretion whatsoever.

Don’t you think Jack will grow up and read her comments and find them disrespectful to him and his mother? If Tom is such a great father as everyone likes to say, then you would think that he’d respect the privacy of his young child and would ask his wife not to use his son as a publicity prop and a subject of public discussion. Is she is so desperate for attention that she can’t find anything more productive to talk about other than Bridget’s child?”

Egads. Someone is going to get an earful from someone’s attorney. I am guessing Tom doesn’t ask Gisele to do anything. Princess Chi Chi’s probably does, says and gets whatever her perky bum wants. The “friend” also added in a final quip…

“Hey Gisele — real mothers don’t call their kids ‘it.’ “

This is true and hence my aversion to children. I once called the little mongrel boys next door “those things of mass destruction their parents call children” and I am no longer on their Christmas Card list. Which is said because I now lack something festive to line my kitty’s poo box with.

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Gisele Bundchen Vanity Fair Photos and Crazy Quotes

Speaking of baby-napping….

Mothers of the world look out! Supermodel Gisele Bundchen will steal your baby! OK, not technically, but Bundchen has come forward to talk openly about her relationship with new husband Tom Brady which began right around the time Brady found out his ex-girlfriend, Bridget Moynahan, was pregnant with his child.

Bundchen tells US Weekly:

“In the beginning you’re living this romantic fantasy; you’re thinking, ‘This can’t be true, it’s so good! And then, Whoops—wake-up call!’”

Gisele goes on to gush about how being in this situation with Brady showed her how big his heat is. I am certain if Brady was another Joe Schmoe she would have stuck things out with him too.

Although actress Bridget Moynahan is technically the mother of star quarterback Tom Brady’s son, John Edward Thomas, that isn’t stopping Bundchen from claiming parental rites to the lad:

“I understand that he has a mom, and I respect that, but to me it’s not like because somebody else delivered him, that’s not my child. I feel it is, 100 percent. I want him to have a great relationship with his mom, because that’s important, but I love him the same way as if he were mine.”

You’re right Gisele. All that morning sickness, weight gain, and stretch marks mean nothing as long as you’re the one holding the tyke for all the paparazzi pics.

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Tom Brady & Gisele Bundchen say “I Do”

Sorry Ladies! Looks like New England Patriots starting quarterback Tom Brady is off the market! He and supermodel Gisele Bündchen got married in a small, private ceremony in Santa Monica on Thursday just before 6 p.m. The couple have been dating since 2006. The ceremony began at dark and included mostly immediate family, including Tom’s 1 1/2 year old son John Edward Thomas Moynahan he has with ex girlfriend Bridget Moynahan. A pal close to the couple told Us Bundchen and Brady are perfect together.

Per People:

“She’s definitely ‘The One,’” the source said. “She really makes him comfortable and just happy.”

The bride wore a form-fitting ivory lace strapless gown with a trumpet skirt, scalloped edges, long train and a floor-length veil with attached handmade satin roses and attached satin headband, all by Dolce and Gabbana. Who wants to bet that she looked absolutely freaking beautiful in the dress? Her three dogs were also in attendance, and wore matching Dolce and Gabbana floral lace collars. After the wedding, they had a small gathering at their home. Brady’s wedding band was visible upon leaving the church, while Bundchen carried her new stepson to the car. Engagement rumors began to run rampant about the couple late last year, with both of them strongly denying them.

Via Us Magazine:

“Someone deduced I was getting engaged…I don’t know how people are so creative,” Bundchen told Brazilian magazine “Caras Gi” last month after receiving over 100 e-mails from pals asking about the engagement.

Despite Gisele’s attempts to stop the rumors of their engagement just last month, the Patriots star and the Brazilian supermodel are now officially the hottest couple in the world. Brad and Angelina – now its your turn to step up if you want to regain that title!

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Kate Moss and Gisele Bundchen Versace Ads – Photos

Kate Moss and Gisele Bundchen took on the campaign for Versace’s Spring 2009 ads. They are kinda boring and just kicking it on the ocean. They look good though. Kate must have taken a shower that day.

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Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady Engaged

The latest to hop on the celebrity wedding train is Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen. The wedding rumors have been swirling for quite some time, but according to TMZ the Patriot’s quarterback has popped the question. He was said to have proposed on Christmas Eve.

“[Brady] proposed on a private jet that took off from Teterboro Airport in New Jersey and landed in Boston. There were four dozen white roses on board, as well as champagne.”

Rumors that she is also pregnant have been around since the couple stepped out together. The couple have recently stepped out together at several events. One of which Gisele wore a body hugging dress that put an end to any baby bump rumors. Tom spent the holidays with Gisele and her family. The Bundchen family flew in from Brazil to kick it at the Victoria Secret Angel’s home in the West Village. Brady even brought his son, Jack Moynahan, in on the holiday fun.

These two will probably have the world’s most beautiful child. Kinda like Shiloh only without the collagen.

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