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Patti Stranger Angers Gay Community – VIDEO

Patti Stranger opened her whine-hole and unleashed an endless tirade of theories targeting slutty gays and queens. Gawker put their hands on their hips and threw this ho some shade along with GLAAD and everyone who has lost an hour of their life watching her mess on tv.

She then cried on Joy Behar’s shoulder about her comments being taken out of context and clarified that only “the gays in Los Angeles” are sluts who run “Player Town.” (Her words. Not my mine.) But it’s ok because she has “more gay friends than Carter has pills” and has “put gays on the dating map for 5 years.”

John Mayer has taken to his Twitter to add his ramblings to the nuttery that is the Perez Hilton Assault ’09. In case you have been doing more interesting things like trimming your toenails or contemplating the effects of global warming, here is a rundown of what happened between Perez Hilton and Will.I.Am of the Black Eyed Peas…

He-Bitch (Perez) claims that Will.I.Am hit him several times after an argument after the MuchMusic Awards in Toronto. It started with Fergie confronted Perez for hating the Peas’ new single. She confronted Hilton and asked why he was ‘angry’ and mean. Later, Will.I.Am and Hilton were leaving the at the same and a fight erupted. Will claims he never touched him and a random fan was responsible for hitting him. Meanwhile Perez twittered his need for help.

“I didn’t know what to do. I did what should be done when someone is assaulted. I called the police and they explained to me that they would try to make, but there was actual emergencies.”

“The police were taking their time and their not coming…I am freaking out so I took to Twitter.”

Now a video of the altercation has surfaced. TMZ has a shaky and dark recording of a mass of people surrounding their fight. Not much can be seen from the physical side of their fight. Perez can clearly be heard shouting, “You’re not a f**king artist. You’re a f**king fa**ot.” At that, GLAAD (Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation) has asked him to apologize for his use of the slang and offensive term. If you recall, Perez was started a huge campaign to rid “Grey’s Anatomy” of Isaiah Washington after using the term.

Meanwhile, in a rather amusing twist, John Mayer has twittered his little heart out since the news spread of Hilton getting owned by the Black Eyed Peas. Last I checked most of his tweets were aimed at his obsession.

Via John Mayer’s Twitter:

@perezhilton’s video statement is so long that by the end of it his cut healed.
about 1 hour ago from TwitterBerry
Last year P!nk kneed me in the nuts outside Chateau Marmont. I was pissing blood for days. Did I make a scene?
about 8 hours ago from web
Can somebody please call Amex and get me a replacement card?
about 8 hours ago from web
FollowMonday @police @fire @ambulance
about 9 hours ago from web
I love that @perezhilton uses his cellphone to log on to twitter to post a tweet to ask his followers to call the police for him.
about 9 hours ago from web

For once, John Mayer made me giggle. Enjoy it because I have very little doubt it will be a one time thing. Regardless, I love to bring you the news and gossip, but this be the last Perez Smack Down ‘09 related post unless Jonathan Rhys Meyers nude is somehow involved.

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