Dipped in BBQ sauce of course. The Patron Saint of Incompetence is turning to God after watching “The Da Vinci Code.” After supposedly sitting through the entire movie (that lack any cartoon characters) Jessica Simpson decided to go get herself some Bible learning.

“I’ve been contemplating taking a college course in religion. I love religion. I remember whenever the book ‘The Da Vinci Code’ came out, the Discovery Channel did this three-night piece on it that I TiVoed and then watched eight times.”

I doubt any truth to her inspiration. It was probably more like ….She was in line at Burger King and saw a honk if you love ‘Jesus is My Co-Pilot’ bumper sticker and then went to the window and ordered…“I’ll take a Whopper some fries and a side of Jesus please.” Unless she is worshiping at the alter of “Dickey’s Barbecue Pits” I don’t buy it.

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