Madonna won a Golden Globe last night and hydrangeas shook their leafy fists in fury. Her acceptance speech was a bit of an awkward/boring mess. Even her boobs were trying to escape association.
David Furnish and Elton John were throwing shade at her the entire time she was rambling about “focusing” on being a serious director. Earlier, on the red carpet, Elton was chatting with Carson Daly who asked about his nomination for ‘Hello Hello’ and his competition. John answered, “Mary J might win it for ‘The Help’. Madonna doesn’t have a f**king chance.” She won that mess and delivered a speech in which she corrected her grammar, said “um” repeatedly and attempted humor.