All that is missing from this is toilet paper trailing off of her shoe. It’s a bit like looking into a crystal ball of my future. Goldie Hawn may be a grandma, but that doesn’t stop her from getting tanked at her own Hawn Foundation Private Launch Party. (Who am I kidding? No one in their right mind would put me in charge of a child. Of course, Snooki is allowed to procreate…)








