Chris Brown Named GQ’s ‘Worst Dressed Man’

Team Breezy, starting writing your complaint letters to GQ! The magazine has named Chris Brown the Worst Dressed Man of the year! Surely there are a lot worse dressers out there in the celebrity world, right?

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Daniel Craig: “Kardashians are F**king Idiots”

Suddenly I have more admiration for Daniel Craig. The most recent successor to the James Bond throne slammed the Kardashian Klan for being about as useful as an empty mini bar. When it came to their ability to turn bowel movements into reality tv and Kim’s 72 day marriage to Kris Humphries, Craig summed up his feelings for the famewhore family via GQ per (CM)…

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Lady Gaga Best Magazine Seller

Thanks to her avant-garde on steroids style, Lady Gaga has nabbed the title of Best Magazine Cover Girl. The “Bad Romance” songstress has taken over as the face that sells. Her April Cosmo spread sold nearly 2 million issues while her machine gun bra nabbed the highest selling issue for Rolling Stone this year.

Via WWD:

“According to the Audit Bureau of Circulations, Gaga was the runaway hit at the newsstand in 2010 for monthly and biweekly magazines. The results don’t extend all the way through the end of the year, and they do vary (figures for Condé Nast titles go through November; Hearst titles through October). But it’s safe to say no celebrity will catch up in time to match Gaga’s strong and steady performance throughout the year.”

Rihanna placed second the stands. Her topless January issue of GQ was the second best selling issue while Seventeen enjoyed a top seller featuring the “Only Girl” singer.

Blake Lively placed higher than anticipated. The “Gossip Girl” enjoyed the spoils of being Allure’s best seller. However, she barely made a blip on Vogue sales. Anna Wintour dubbed her one of the best dressed, but she failed to drive sales. Esquire also found Blake to be a bust. Seems she best stick with her female fans.

Click HERE to see who was the surprising Worst Magazine Cover Girl…

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Glee GQ Photo Shoot – PICS (UPDATED)

Lea Michele, Dianna Agron and Cory Monteith all got the Pedo-Bear stamp of approval after their GQ photo shoot looked more like tamed budget Playboy pictorial or some Myspace hoes up to their usual tricks.

The Parents Television Council has got a case of the angries after the mag “sexualized” the actors and added “Glee” to the Axis of Evil. The council released a statement regarding their damnation. (It’s long so bring a snack.)

Via PTC:

“It is disturbing that GQ, which is explicitly written for adult men, is sexualizing the actresses who play high school-aged characters on ‘Glee’ in this way. It borders on pedophilia. Sadly, this is just the latest example of the overt sexualization of young girls in entertainment,” said PTC President Tim Winter.

“Many children who flocked to ‘High School Musical’ have grown into ‘Glee’ fans. They are now being treated to seductive, in-your-face poses of the underwear-clad female characters posing in front of school lockers, one of them opting for a full-frontal crotch shot. By authorizing this kind of near-pornographic display, the creators of the program have established their intentions on the show’s direction. And it isn’t good for families.

“While this photo shoot and the direction of the show in its second season have caught many parents off guard, we were concerned this might be coming. ‘Glee’ creator Ryan Murphy has declared that it is his goal in life to remove every barrier to the depiction of explicit sex on TV. On Bravo’s ‘Sex in the Box’ Murphy said, ‘It’s tough to get that sexual point of view across on television. Hopefully I have made it possible for somebody on broadcast television to do a rear-entry scene in three years. Maybe that will be my legacy.’

“With a demonstrated market of eager fans for an entertaining, musical-themed program like ‘Glee,’ we wonder why the show’s creators feel the need for such graphic sexualization of women. Interestingly, the photos of the male character showed him wearing a shirt, tie and vest.

“Parents need to be on guard as we expect the show to push the envelope even further. Unfortunately, it seems ‘Glee’ is only masquerading as family show and is far from appropriate for young viewers.”

I guess Lea Michele’s topless Marie Claire UK shoot (click HERE for that) flew under their radar. While the spread is tacky, I hardly find it pedophilia worthy. They are all over the age of 18, but I digress…seeing Lea trying to be sexy is like kinda like Minnie Mouse working a street corner.

UPDATE: Dianna Agron has responded with this statement via her blog:

I’d like to start by saying that these are solely my thoughts on the November issue of GQ and the controversy that has surrounded its release. I am not a representative of the three of us, the show, or Fox, only myself.

In the land of Madonna, Britney, Miley, Gossip Girl, other public figures and shows that have pushed the envelope and challenged the levels of comfort in their viewers and fans…we are not the first. Now, in perpetuating the type of images that evoke these kind of emotions, I am sorry. If you are hurt or these photos make you uncomfortable, it was never our intention. And if your eight-year-old has a copy of our GQ cover in hand, again I am sorry. But I would have to ask, how on earth did it get there?

I was a very sheltered child, and was not aware of anything provocative or risque in the media while I was navigating through my formative years. When I was finally allowed to watch a movie like Grease, I did not even understand what on earth Rizzo was talking about!? I understand that in today’s world of advanced technology, the internet, our kids can be subject to very adult material at the click of a button. But there are parental locks, and ways to get around this. I am twenty-four years old. I have been a pretty tame and easy-going girl my whole life. Nobody is perfect, and these photos do not represent who I am. I am also not the girl who rolls out of bed with flawless makeup and couture clothing. I am most comfortable with my hair thrown on top of my head, in sweats, laughing with my friends. Glee is a show that represents the underdogs, which is a feeling I have embraced much of my own life, and to those viewers, the photos in GQ don’t give them that same feeling. I understand completely.

For GQ, they asked us to play very heightened versions of our school characters. A ‘Hit Me Baby One More Time’ version. At the time, it wasn’t my favorite idea, but I did not walk away. I must say, I am trying to live my life with a sharpie marker approach. You can’t erase the strokes you’ve made, but each step is much bolder and more deliberate. I’m moving forward from this one, and after today, putting it to rest. I am only myself, I can only be me. These aren’t photos I am going to frame and put on my desk, but hey, nor are any of the photos I take for magazines. Those are all characters we’ve played for this crazy job, one that I love and am so fortunate to have, each and every day. If you asked me for my dream photo shoot, I’d be in a treehouse, in a wild costume, war-paint and I’d be playing with my pet dragon. Until then…..

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Johnny Depp is a Unicorn

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Says GQ magazine:

“Johnny Depp’s a unicorn—a really glamorous, one-of-a-kind eccentric. Usually guys try to fit in; they don’t want to get criticized. At any red-carpet event, there are going to be guys who look spiffy in their Prada or Armani tuxedos, but you wait for Johnny Depp, because he’s always going to look super-groovy and unconventional. He wears great man jewelry. He doesn’t shy away from color. He’s always peeking through his amazing hair. It doesn’t matter if Johnny Depp’s lying in a ditch—he’s always going to look incredible.”

True. Really there is no news value and this is simply gratuitous. Enjoy Johnny Depp shirtless on the cover of GQ!

Megan Fox Takes Credit for ‘Making’ Olivia Wild

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I am sure this was just the “mountain wine” talking, but Megan Fox pretty much takes credit for making Olivia Wild hot and relevant.

While speaking with Nova 100 (a radio show filled with sexy accents) she was asked about her lesbian tendencies and Olivia Wild.

“Nova 100: Who is Olivia Wild?
Megan Fox: You know. I like to think that I made her because I did a GQ, I did GQ U.S. issue last year and in it I talked about, you know they were asking me about everyone obsessed about me being a lesbian or whatever. And I was talking about how outrageously attractive I find her. She’s gives a lesbian vibe. She’s married, but I am trying to snake my way in there.”

Who doesn’t know 13 from “House” or Alex from the “O.C.” or Jenny from the “Black Donnelly’s”?

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Karl Lagerfeld Slams Heidi Klum and Seal

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I make it no secret that I cannot stand Karl Lagerfeld but adore some of his creations. It’s a love hate relationship. Now I am seriously considering cutting the bitch should his comments be true.

According to reports, he went on a scathing rant attacking Heidi Klum and her family. Lagerfeld wasn’t shy in agreeing with the Germans regarding Heidi’s weight in February. Most attacked her for being “too heavy” after posing completely nude on the cover of German GQ. Karl was one of the voices accusing her of being fat.

He lashed out again and the jealousy didn’t stop at her weight. He claimed that no one in the fashion world know who she is. His rationalization is that his pal Claudia Schiffer doesn’t know who she is.

Per The Sun:

“I don’t know her. Claudia doesn’t know her. She was never in Paris, we don’t know her.”

Hmmm…that’s odd. He claims not to know her, but knows she is a model and married to Seal. Karl even went as low as to attack her husband’s skin.

“I am no dermatologist but I wouldn’t want his skin. Mine looks better than his. He is covered in craters.”

That is beyond low. I doubt Klum is sweating his words. She has created a successful empire for herself and recently guest edited for German Vogue. Plus he really shouldn’t be the one to point the chubby finger. Their once was a pudgy Lagerfeld who was substation ally more tolerable. So I would be careful if I was him. Karl is quickly becoming the Star Jones of the fashion world.

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Megan Fox Demands Pot to be Legalized NOW

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After showing up at the MTV Movie Awards doing her best impression of an oil slick, “Transformers” actress Megan Fox is now joining the ranks of other Hollywood types by declaring her love for marijuana.

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While doing an interview for British GQ Magazine, Fox admitted her adoration for the drug and her wish for its potential legalization.

Via StyleCrave:

“I can’t tell you how much bulls**t I’ve been through because I will openly say that I smoke weed. People look at it like it’s this crazy, hippy, f**ked-up thing to do. And it’s not. I hope they legalize it. And when they do, I’ll be the first person in line to buy my pack of joints.”

You’re right Megan. It’s not a hippy-thing to do, it’s more of a “Someone who thinks weed will be sold in packs,” kind of thing to do.

Fox however, will not have to worry about her remarks offending everyone. Celebstoner will now likely add her going to the ranks of Top Celebstoners along side Seth Rogan, Cheech Marin and Kristen Stewart.

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Leonardo DiCaprio Reveals His Secret to Zac Efron

According to Leonardo DiCaprio, if you follow his advice its the one sure-way to avoid the Hollywood pitfalls that comes with being a celebrity.

Per People via GQ:

“There’s one way that you can really f— this all up. Just do heroin.” DiCaprio told fellow actor, Zac Efron, while sitting next to eachother at a Lakers game. ” ‘If you steer clear of that – the other obstacles you’ll be able to navigate.’ And that makes sense, dude.”

Efron says he definitely doesn’t do heroin, but does enjoy a few drinks with friends privately and behind closed doors. Claiming he wasn’t “programmed by Disney“, he says the decision to keep his personal life private was nothing more than common sense.

“It’s common sense. If you’re gonna be drunk with your friends, don’t get wasted at the Chateau Marmont and hook up with some famous chick. It’s not rocket science.” says Efron.

The “High School Musical” star knows he can’t completely avoid the constant scrutiny of his personal life, however. Rumors started not too long ago that he and his girlfriend Vanessa Hudgens were headed to the altar after photographs of the pair attending his managers wedding surfaced. But according to Efron, marriage is far from his mind, claiming he wont be getting married until he’s 30, if at all ever.

That sound you hear is a million teenage girls hearts breaking at the thought of their 1 in a billion chance of being Mrs. Efron disappearing!

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Jennifer Aniston Drunk for GQ Cover

While on “The ViewJennifer Aniston talked more about her GQ nakedness. Yawn. [Click Here to See the Jennifer Aniston GQ Photos]

Walters: It is Jennifer Aniston as you have not seen her before. What happened to the girl next door from “Friends”?
Aniston: Where… Photoshopped – she’s there.
Walters: Are you trying to project a somewhat different image?
Aniston: [referring to GQ] Let’s put this [magazine] down. This had a whole concept. There was going to be different stages of undress… me in a gown, and then men in a tuxedo and all of a sudden I would be wearing the man’s shirt. In the next shot he’d have no shirt and then, they were supposed to get naked. I don’t know what happened.
Behar: Were you drinking or smoking?
Aniston: They got me bombed. It was a Danny Devito moment.

If that set blew up that very moment and only Whoopi Goldberg survived…it would be the best Christmas present ever. Aniston joked about the shoot and how it was photoshopped and she was drunk during the shoot. Even if it was legit and she was hammered for the shoot I would still feel bad for the photographer. She strikes me as a crier. One of those girls that has two cosmos and is singing Nelly Furtado songs, but suddenly starts crying about her eggs drying up and her boyfriend loosing his job at Best Buy.

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