Jennifer Aniston Nude in GQ – Photos

Ugh. This shiz is ridiculous. They are like a couple of teenagers arguing over which Jonas Brother is hotter.

Jennifer Aniston got naked for GQ’s January cover. Aniston wore nothing but a tie and a smile for the shoot. She also kept her train of verbal diarrhea rolling. She just can’t let the entire ‘Angelina Jolie Stole My Man’ thing go. (It’s been 4 years pathetic. Move on.) So she attacked them for their baby photo selling habits.

“She also says she’d never sell her baby photos to a magazine, unlike Jolie, who fetched $14 million for shots of twins Knox and Viv.

“That just doesn’t feel right to me….” Aniston says.”

She also states that when Jolie bragged about how she fell in love with Brad Pitt while filming “Mr. and Mrs. Smith” she wasn’t surprised.

“Well, you know, that was definitely a confirmation for me of something that wasn’t quite confirmed at the time,” Aniston says. “But listen… You sit there and you… No. No daggers through the heart. I laugh. Am I surprised? Well, how do I say this? Considering the source, nothing surprises me.”

At least she is finally calling Angie a ho…in a round about way.

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Megan Fox Wedding Plans

Poor delusional Brian Austin Green. He seems to think that Megan Fox is actually going to marry him. I will eat my own shoe if this happens.

While at the GQ party last night Green was smiling from ear to ear and talking about how his wedding plans. It’s kinda sad really. Poor guy. He was gushing like a little girl with a new puppy to People magazine.

“The ceremony will be] small. Originally we were talking elopement and now we might have a few people there. You might hear about it the week after.”

Then when the magazine asked Fox about her future husband she called him a “really great person.” Ouch.

“[He is] a really great person. When I’m not working, I’m at home [with him] all the time.”

I am imagining this the future Tom and Katie. She will slipping napkins with the words “HELP ME!” on it in no time.

GQ Men of the Year Photos

President-elect Barack Obama, Leonardo DiCaprio, Jon Hamm and Michael Phelps all made GQ’s list of Men of the Year. They are each pictured on the covers of the magazines on newsstands now.

Which is good that I have these at home. Because when you lick magazine covers while in line at the newsstands people tend to think you are crazy and homeless. Then when try to defend yourself with…“Ummm have you seen Michael Phelps’ abs lately?” They assume you are diseased.

Moving on…other winners include John Malkovich (Mad Genius of the Year), Megan Fox (Obsession of the Year), Sean Penn (Drama Queen of the Year), James Franco (Screen Idol of the Year), The ‘Wire’ Writers (Tough Guys of the Year), Seth McFarlane (Mogul of the Year) and Gordon Ramsay (Prick of the Year).

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