Guy Oseary

Madonna’s Vodka Temper Tantrum at Elton John’s After Party

Madonna reportedly had a little bit of a hissy fit during Sir Elton John’s intimate pre-Oscars party when the bartender couldn’t provide her with her favorite vodka. She asked organizers to provide her with her favorite Belvedere vodka, instead of the Grey Goose, who was sponsoring the party – which is what caused Madge to flip her shiz!

Per Mirror:

“It was left to one rather nervous waiter to tell her only Grey Goose was available and when he did all hell broke loose. Madonna was dropping F-bombs like they were going out of fashion. Fortunately Guy [Oseary] was able to calm her down. But she sulked about the vodka and ordered a non-alcoholic virgin mojito instead. She was clearly up for a drink, but wasn’t prepared to compromise on her vodka choice.”

Wow, thats weird! Only Grey Goose at a party sponsored by Grey Goose? Who would have thought? Seems like she’s getting a little finicky in her old age! That incident apparently seemed to set the mood for the rest of the Material Girls’ night – resulting in her rudely snubbing Jane Fonda.

“Jane spotted Madonna and yelled, ‘Hey Madonna! It’s me… Jane’. But Madonna didn’t even turn to look at her and just said, ‘Hey Jane’ as she marched past.”

Apparently Madonna has no social skills unless she is drunk or talking about herself.

Madonna Will Not Star In “New Moon”

Phew! All “Twilight” fans and Madonna haters can breathe a big sigh of relief. I haven’t been able to sleep since the Dame posted the story about the possibility of Madonna taking on a role in the “Twilight” sequel “New Moon”, but now I can rest easy-she is out!

Despite the extensive rumors circulating the internet that Madonna wanted a part in the film and was using her manager and “New Moon” producer, Guy Oseary to get one, a source close to Summit Entertainment (exactly how does someone become a “source”, I wonder?) has set the record straight to Entertainment Weekly.

Via EW.com:

“Summit Entertainment, the studio behind the movie series, has no plans to cast the pop star and sometime actor in “New Moon”. However, because Madonna’s manager, Guy Oseary, is a producer on the project, there is some talk of her providing songs for the sequel.”

Personally, I don’t want her or her 4-foot vagina anywhere near the film. I can already envision some grainy music video she’ll release starring her and a greased-up Robert Pattison. Wait, I think that was just my dream last night.

Not to worry about that either. The “source” also stated that talks to have Madonna on the soundtrack are still in the “…that’d be cool” stage. Apparently this “source” and I have very different definitions of the word cool. You know what I think is cool? Not having to see that old hag in “New Moon”. That’s what’s cool.