Hailey Glassman

Two Man Whores Doing Stuff

July 22, 2009 By Cara Harrington Leave a Comment

So Eddie Cibrian, who is only known for being LeAnn Rimes’ slut on the side, and Jon Gosselin, famous for being a slut with a litter of children, are both top in the news this morning which stuns me and I would typically rather do a post on panda’s sneezing (see video above) or cats eating broccoli (see video below).

However, when readers ask me to cover this rodeo of Z-list hoes I must acquiesce to your requests. So… Eddie Cibrian, who will hence forth be known as Cubby the Country Crotch Clow, is about to be single again. His wifey wised up to his continued affair with LeAnn Rimes and dumped his whorey rump after catching him on a lunch date with LeAnn on July 17th. Brandi Glanville, confirmed to Us New mag that she is has finally dropped him.

“Eddie and I have decided to take some time apart,” says Glanville, 36, mother of Mason, 6, and Jake, 2. “I want to do what is best for our children. Eddie and LeAnn [Rimes] deserve each other.”

Huzzah for her. Meanwhile, Jon Gosselin, who will henceforth be know as Mister I Made My Bed and Now I Am Sticking a Pot Smoking Slut in It, is meeting his new piece of frat boy abused tail parents.

“They love him,” says Hailey Glassman. “They think of him as part of the family. They think things happen for a reason.” That acceptance is crucial to Glassman. “The most important thing is if someone fits in with my family … This is perfect. It just fits.”

I am sure it does sweety. I am sure it does.

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Filed Under: Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Divorce, Celebrity Feuds, Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Hook Ups, Television Tagged With: Brandi Glanville, Cheating, Divorce, Drugs, Eddie Cibrian, Hailey Glassman, Jon Gosselin, LeAnn Rimes, Pot, Smoking, Wedding

Jon Gosselin Already Engaged

July 16, 2009 By Crista Webster Leave a Comment

We’ve tried kittens. We have really tried to avoid posting stories about this ho and his wife and their kids and the rest of the world that no longer cares about them. Why? We write about celebrities and Jon Gosselin is just a man-a man with a lot of kids. You know, kind of like that one family you went to school with. There was always one; one family that had like 19 kids. And you know what? They didn’t need a camera crew or bodyguards or even a multitude of nannies to get them through the day.

Anyway we have succumbed. Jon Gosselin and his wife Kate split like 30 seconds ago. Already he is banging a much younger fame whore who is obviously using him for paparazzi time and free trips to France. This 22-year old GIRL, Hailey Glassman, is reportedly the daughter of the doctor who performed Kate’s tummy tuck following the birth of the couple sextuplets. Creepy. Is there seriously only 5 women in Pennsylvania?

Now In Touch is reporting that the two are already engaged. Groan. Certainly if this is true, we can expect the couple to pimp the rights to televise their wedding to TLC.

Via In Touch:

“Jon has been telling everyone that he loves her and she loves him, so why waste time?” says the insider, adding that Jon presented Hailey with a $180,000 engagement ring designed by Edouard Nahum — featuring a skull surrounded by four black diamonds — during a romantic getaway to St. Tropez on July 12. “They started dating two months ago and they both just knew the other was the one instantly.”

Nothing says ‘Forever’ like a skull wrapped in black diamonds and nothing says love like an unemployed married man with eight children under the age of 10.

Gosselin was in France to meet with designer Christian Audigier who designs for label Ed Hardy. Apparently, the designer heard the ‘Dad of the Year’ was a big fan. Of course he is-he’s a douchebag.

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Filed Under: Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Divorce, Celebrity Feuds, Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Hook Ups, Celebrity Wedding, Television Tagged With: Girlfriend, Hailey Glassman, Jon Gosselin, Jon Gosselin Engaged, Jon Gosselin Hailey Glassman, Joshn Gosselin Cheating

Jon Gosselin Now A Fashion Designer – UPDATE

July 13, 2009 By Holly Stafford 2 Comments

The Jon & Kate Gosselin saga can be compared to a trainwreck; so bad you try not to watch, yet so horrible you can’t help but to! The latest development in all this Gosselin-hoopla – a deal for Jon to design his own line of children’s clothing with Ed Hardy designer Christian Audigier. Jon’s new girlfriend Hailey Glassman, the daughter of the doctor who performed a tummy tuck procedure on Kate, will also be taking part in this new endeavor. Jon arranged for Hailey, a burgeoning shoe designer, to get a meeting with the Ed Hardy staff to pitch her ideas.

Per People:

“She’ll have a lot of input with Christian,” Gosselin told PEOPLE of Hailey’s involvement. “And I will, too.”

I really doubt this woman studied any kind of fashion in college… Or even stepped foot on a college campus for that matter! Before Jon and soon-to-be-ex-wife Kate had their eight children, he worked as an IT analyst. But since TLC’s “Jon & Kate Plus 8” his job has been managing the family and meeting the demands of the show. So just how does this make him ready to be a clothing designer? I guess his popularity has something to do with it.

Per People:

“He’s huge,” says the French designer, who may also collaborate with Gosselin on a specialty motorcycle collection. “Everyone knows this family. And everyone will know our clothes. They’ll be fun, easy clothes for kids.”

Apparently, owning an abundance of Ed Hardy shirts while being known as a cheating dad trying to relive your 20s is qualification enough for a seriously easy gig like this. Audigier first approached Gosselin with the idea after seeing him wear his tattoo-inspired shirts on the show and out in public all the time. The Gosselin’s 8 children will will model his designs in ads for the line… Way to go all Joe Jackson and pimp your children out at an early age, Jon!

Yeah, I know… I’m wearing the same “WTH” look on my face as you all are. I’m sure he’ll be another “flash-in-the-pan” reality star turned designer – think Lauren Conrad… Oh I bet Kate is gonna have a field day with this, especially since her own plans for a clothing line were a huge dud!

UPDATE – A rep for the fashion house has called Jon a liar, lair crotch on fire. The statement issued insists Gosselin is NOT creating a children’s line with Hardy.

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