Lindsay Lohan has been partying at Cannes for the film festival and her passport was “stolen” and therefor she couldn’t make her court date after her judge specifically warned to her show up or go to jail. Lohan sent a massive email to her friends begging for a ride from Cannes back to the states to be home in time for not-rehab-but-the-other-thing-oh-yeah-court. Obviously no one showed up because they don’t want that Lohan smell all over their private jet.
Her attorney showed up and begged the lamest excuse ever to the judge. However, she wasn’t buying it and issued a bench warrant. Contrary to what Lohan and her lawyer are saying, French police have stated that she did NOT report her passport stolen. Photogs also caught Linds partying on a yacht the night before she was due back in Beverly Hills.
TMZ reports that Judge Revel has issued a bench warrant and set bail at $100,000. She might not have to face jail time if Lindsay can post bail, not drink, wear a SCRAM bracelet and to random drug testing at least once a week. Ho better start thinking of ways to sneak a shank into her cell because these requirements are never going to be met. She is more like to grow a third arm which functions specifically to hold her drank! Police are planning on arresting her as soon as her plan lands back on US soil.
The judge isn’t happy with Lohan to start with as she has only completed 10 of the 13 required classes. She also cited that there is probably cause that Lindsay violated her probation. So she could be jailed for 180 days.


















