And I am not sure who still cares….

So the biggest fame whores to walk the earth went and decided to get married. They were in Mexico and Heidi Montag wanted to “lock him down” and convinced Spencer Pratt to elope while they were vacationing in Mexico. Notice the quotes? Yeah. The dumb ho actually said it.

It was an impromptu ceremony, but photographers managed to capture every moment for Us Weekly. How convenient. Photos of Heidi getting ready and Spencer scribbling some crap words on hotel stationary are plastered throughout the mag. Those crap words were his vows:

Heidi, from the moment you came into my life, I knew my life would never be the same without you. You are the light in my life like the sun to the earth! Your loving warmth makes me want to be a better person. Being with you, I feel complete. I’m honored to even be able to call you my wife. You are the most amazing, loving and caring woman on this planet. I will love you forever and always.

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Heidi, from the moment you came into my life I heard the sweet sound of money falling from the heavens. You are the light in my life like paydays from paparazzi. Being with you after you had your nose job is more tolerable now. I will love you forever and always on the condition that do not read the fine print, sign and initial this binding contract to be my walking cash cow.

They got married at the “One & Only Palmilla Resort” near Cabo San Lucas. The entire thing last 15 minutes and cost around $4,000. Heidi wore a white Balenciaga sundress. This all went down on November 20th.

Now, lets just pray that Spencer is sterile.

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