Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil Cross the Crack Beams…Again

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Ever hear the saying “two steps forward, three steps back?”…. Well, for Amy Winehouse its more like two steps forward, and a gigantic catapulting leap back! Amy and her ex-husband/drug pusher Blake Fielder-Civil are back together despite reports of Blake dating a stripper and Amy dating George Foreman’s son. While they technically may be divorced, the worlds most self-destructive couple have updated their social networking site Facebook saying they are “married” again. Oh for the love of all things holy…. Pals are saying the couple are ‘definitely’ back together, keeping in touch via a Facebook profile for Amy’s cat.

Per The Sun:

“Can’t argue with true love. What’s the point?” says Blake in a Facebook post.

Blakes post prompted dozens of the couple’s friends to write messages of congratulations on the site. The two had ended their marriage when Blake divorced Winehouse on grounds of infidelity, after Blake went back to prison and after Amy trashed herself almost beyond recognition. But the two kept in touch and Winehouse’s father Mitch even caught them in bed together. Her father was so upset that he was rumored to have even faked a heart attack to make Amy realize how much he disapproves of their relationship.

Per Newser:

“Amy’s family, especially Mitch, will be furious,” a source says. “They have been so happy with her progress and are terrified that if she gets back together with Blake she will fall back into drugs again.”

To me this seems about as sensible as giving Kanye West a mirror and a microphone! Amy has even been photographed several times in the last two weeks wearing a pink shirt embroidered with the words ‘Blake’s Girl’. The reunion is the latest in a series of ups and downs for the couple, who are both recovering from heroin and crack addictions. Won’t be too long until their rollercoaster romance takes another plunge, I’m sure. They have secretly married once before, could they have really done it again?

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Jamie Foxx: Miley Cyrus is a Bitch, Needs to Make a Sex Tape – Audio

The DJ’s on Sirius radio show, “The Foxxhole,” were joined by Jamie Foxx for a rousing discussion on Miley Cyrus.

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Foxx ripped apart the “Hannah Montana” starlet for her antics at the Grammy’s. Yes, I guess people are still livid about her diva fit after being snubbed by Radiohead.

Jamie: Did y’all hear what that bitch said? Not to call the little girl a bitch, let me slow down.
The Foxxhole: This is Foxxhole we don’t give a sh*t. We’re all going to hell.
Jamie: She had the nerve to f**king put down Radiohead because they didn’t want to meet her punk a** at the Grammy’s.
The Foxxhole: Who we talking about?
Jamie: Miley Cyrus.
The Foxxhole Panel: Who is Miley Cyrus? That white b*tch on tv. The one with all the gums? She needs a gum transplant. When she smile boy…. Light on teeth, heavy on the gums. So she said she didn’t want to what now?
Jamie: She wanted to meet Radiohead before their performance at the Grammy’s and the told her to f**k off. Because they are real musicians and they gotta do their sh*t.

This is when who said what exactly becomes a bit unclear. While Jamie was trying to rant on about the Grammy debacle, everyone began throwing insults.

“Make a sex tape and grow up… Get like Britney Spears and do some heroin… get some crack in your pipe… Catch chlamydia on a bicycle seat.”

Egads. I have to say Miley did diva out and made true colors shine. However, it was at the Grammy back in February. Move along.