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Kate Moss and Courtney Love Lesbian Encounter

Of all the things in this world that make your naughty bits want to run and hide…Courtney Love is Empress of Anti-Sexy and her limp imposing powers never stop. After claiming that she had an affair with Gavin Rossdale while he was married to Gwen Stefani (click here for that mythical hook up), she is now weaving a tale of lesbian encounter with Kate Moss.

Via Hot Press:

“It’s a great story for the grandchildren so . . . yeah. Kate wasn’t doing a lot of drugs. It was just a thing that happened in Milan in the ‘90s. It happened and it was fun and whatever. And she talks about it and so I hope she doesn’t get mad that I outed her about it… I feel like such a kiss and tell… Kate’s great, though! Kate’s a good friend of mine. I almost bought Kate’s house in St. John’s Wood (London).”

That isn’t a story you share with children unless you want to give them night terrors followed by seizures and later to be found rocking themselves in corner gently whispering “make it stop!” And ho would most certainly have to be higher than a Care Bear on a coke binge in order to brave Courtney’s beat down terrain. Or at least drunken that Lindsay Lohan on a Tuesday at 8:30 in the morning.

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Amy Winehouse Stole Cocaine from Kate Moss

Amy Winehouse and her now ex husband are like dueling banjos of blow whores. Blake Fielder-Civil is squealing his Amy stories in effort to anger the crack hive and rob it of it’s crusty alimony bounty. His latest anecdote involves stealing from the Empress of Coke, Kate Moss.

Via Daily Mail:

“Kate had told Amy to get a $10 note out of her handbag to snort lines with. But Amy told me she found two grams of cocaine in there – so she nicked them. We did some in the toilets and had sex, but we did the rest in front of everyone.”

He continued on with his story about the fact that Kate is also a lush and was too drunk to notice the missing coke. It’s a heartwarming tale that should be made into a Christmas story. It’s like the mother ship was calling her home. Of course when you put a buffet of drugs in front of Amy Winehouse she is going to react like a ho on Oprah’s Favorite Things episode.