Britney Spears Mo Perfume Ad – Video

Britney Spears loves the gays y’all. She has put together a satirical commercial to prove it.

The fake gay perfume was created for Logo’s NewNowNext Awards. The show put together the commercial to be lighthearted and fun. “Mo” uses the tagline: “One spray and the gays will run your way.” It pokes fun at Spears’ fragrance empire which typically features her running through a forest in fairy wings or trying to hook up in a hotel room.

Per MTV:

“She’s having fun with her gay audience, because she’s an official gay icon at such a young and tender age,” said Christopher Willey, a Logo executive producer. (Logo and MTV are both owned by Viacom.)

Wait….“tender?” Isn’t she the one who has two kids, went crazy, shaved her head and yelled “lick it, ride it, snort it” it the middle of a court room? They could have at least been honest and said, “She is a saucy ho and saucy hoes sell.”

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“There’s an elephant in the room and he is pink.”

- Adam Lambert addressing his sexuality.

Fergie is a Part Time Lesbian Lover

Josh Duhamel may have made Potty Pants his lawfully wedded wife, but Fergie still has a wandering eye for women.

The “Boom Boom Pow” crooner is excited for the video release of “I Got A Feeling” due to her girl-on-girl action. She told The Sun about her sampling of same sex and became yet another ho who claims bisexual tendencies.

“Put it this way, I’ve experimented definitely, but I have never had a steady girlfriend. You’ll like our next video, for I Got A Feeling, because I have a little girl-on-girl tease section of the video. I met the girls right before we did the scene. They were beautiful. They were hot. One of them was the director’s girlfriend — so he was happy!”

She joins Lindsay Lohan and Megan Fox in attempts to sit a the cool lesbian table in the cafeteria. All these hoes have claimed to be bumping donuts recently. Lady Gaga even devoted a song to her same sex preference with her recent hit. The Gaga explained the meaning of “Poker Face” during a concert in April, stating that poker face was about being with a man, but fantasizing about a woman.

Who hasn’t fantasized about someone else? I typically just point my heels to Jesus and think about handbags.

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