In some Sure, Why Not? news… Scarlett Johansson is hating on Blake Lively because the ‘Gossip Girl’ got her Make-A-Wish PR hook up. Blake is said to be moving on from the relevancy yacht of Leonardo DiCaprio and boarding Ryan Reynolds.
Blake Lively Runs Back to Ryan Reynolds
October 5, 2011 By 2 Comments
After Leonardo DiCaprio re-posted his WANTED: BIKINI/LINGERIE MODELS WHO LIKE YACHTING, Blake Lively is back to riding Ryan Reynolds relevancy train. I have to give this ‘Gossip Girl’ credit. She won’t give up power couple thing. It’s the sign of smart trick.
Ryan has become a target for tabloids. Every rumor, report and insider type has him hooking up with every free agent female in Hollywood. Reynolds has been allegedly planning a secret wedding with Sandra Bullock, hooking up with Olivia Wilde and enjoying sex with an ex, Scarlett Johansson. So, in between Texas weddin’s, Radiohead concerts with the ex wifey and taking a turn on Miss Olivia’s Wilde ride, he is also entertaining Blake in his temporary Boston apartment and they are spending ample amounts of time together…
Leonardo DiCaprio and Blake Lively Dating ?! – PHOTOS
May 24, 2011 By 1 Comment
Blake Lively has been making date me and further my career eyes at Leonardo DiCaprio ever since she hit the ESC button her relationship with Penn Badgley. While Christina Aguilera was passing out drunk in Jeremy Renner’s bed (click HERE for that fun…), Blake was trying to get her some Leo. At the time he was still dating Bar Refaeli, but the newly single DiCaprio is spending all his free time with the ‘Gossip Girl.’
Kate Hudson and Matt Bellamy Engaged – VIDEO
April 27, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Normally women get a case of the Awws! at the news of babies and weddings. (It gives me the Ewws, but I am not programmed to enjoy the company of babies and children.) However, I have found that scorned Muse fans typically cross their arms and get a case of the eye rolls when Kate Hudson’s name pops up. They are going to be throwing extra shade as the news that Kate and Matt Bellamy are engaged spreads. Hudson announced that she and Matt got engaged last week as she flashed a huge diamond ring on The Today Show. (Video below…)
Top 10 Celebrity Scandals of 2010
December 28, 2010 By Leave a Comment
Here are the Top 10 Celebrity Scandals of 2010 in no particular order….
1. Tiger Woods and the Whore Parade – The pro-golfer went from idol to shamed sex maniac after a rodeo of hookers, waitresses and night club hostesses came forward with tales of his fetishes. It all started in late 2009 as Tiger’s wife chased him down with a club and went Dick Cheney on him and his car. The ladies of the night then started pouring out details of their sordid affairs. In the end, it cost him $110 million in a divorce settlement. Click HERE for more details on Tiger Woods and His Cheating scandal…
2. Mel Gibson and the Glum C*nt – After divorcing his wife Mel Gibson and his mistress, Oksana Grigorieva, went public. The two then hit red carpet events together and announced that they were expecting a baby. Following the birth of their daughter Lucia, Mel went crazy and reportedly hit Oksana while she held their infant daughter in her arms. Gibson has a past full of drunken tirades surrounding his personal anti-Semitic views so when the news of audio tapes filled with death threats and acts of violence hit, it wasn’t as much of a shock. That is, until he started demanding pre-jacuzzi blow jobs mixed with threats to kill Oksana, bury her in a rose garden and set fire to her home. Click HERE for more details on Mad Mel’s Metldown…
3. Jesse James, Sandra Bullock and Forehead Tattoo Hoe –Most of Hollywood hides infidelity like a bad scar…ugly and permanent. Sandra Bullock is one of America’s sweethearts and it appeared to be rainbows and butterflies when it came to her marriage. After her emotional Oscar acceptance speech the joy soon ended. Jesse’s cheating scandal hit tabloids with a vengeance. One rag gave Sandra a warning of the impending exposure of the infidelity. She packed up and kicked her cheating husband to the curb and sought solace in her son she had adopted. Click HERE for more on Sandra, Jesse and His Skank Parade…
4. Miley Cyrus, The Bong, The Crotch Shots – Miley Cyrus is a head shaving away from become a budget version of Britney Spears. The girl is barely 18 and has multiple nude photo scandals, crotch shots, lap dancing videos and a drug scandal under her belt. Her latest antic was being video tapped sucking on a bong and immediately tripping on what is said to be salvia. It’s been a busy year for the “Can’t Be Tamed” singer. She was also the subject of Perez Hilton’s faux pas after he posted an uncensored pic of her crotch on Twitter. Roberta Ferguson of Earsucker explained that “He pushed the lines of child pornography, as the Disney starlet was only 17-years-old at the time. It was one of the biggest stories of the year because it caused a wave of controversy among his detractors. He didn’t back down, instead taking to his blog to make an unapologetic video. It was Photoshopped and an obvious fake in the end.” Click HERE for Miley Cyrus Scandals…
5. Charlie Sheen VS. Hotel Chandelier – Charlie Sheen loves his booze, coke and women (not necessarily in that order.) He ended his last Christmas threatening and hitting his wife. The progressed with the usual antics of jail, rehab and some of his cars mysteriously committing suicide. Finally, in October the current highest paid male tv star had a debacle at the Plaza Hotel. We aren’t talking some Eloise shiz here. Charlie was found naked in his room after a hooker/porn star called the cops when he locked her in a closet and then beat up a chair, table and chandelier. This guy knows how to party. Click HERE for the photos of the damage…
6. John Travolta Gay Sex Scandal – This has been going on for years, but it hit a new pinnacle when author Robert Randolph wrote about John’s same sex exploits in his new book. To further the rumor, Carrie Fisher voiced her opinions on his sexuality.
“I know you and Travolta go way back, so let’s get really blunt here: Does his (Travolta’s) legal team have any business demanding Gawker remove a recent post suggesting that he’s given (bleep) jobs?”
Fisher answered “Wow! I mean, my feeling about John has always been that we know and we don’t care. Look, I’m sorry that he’s uncomfortable with it, and that’s all I can say. It only draws more attention to it when you make that kind of legal fuss. Just leave it be.”
7. Lindsay Lohan.Period. – It wouldn’t be a year without Lindsay Lohan crying in a courtroom. Lindsay failed to show up to a court date for a DUI hearing because Leprechauns stole her passport while she was in Cannes. Looming paparazzi followed the flimsy excuse with pics of Lindsay partying the nights away following the loss of her travel documents. She landed in jail and gave us all another mugshot to add to her collection. After a two week sentence she was plopped into rehab and failed a drug test in September. Click HERE for Lindsay Lohan’s mugshot…
8. Demi Lovato Punching Back Up Dancer – This troubled starlet couldn’t dodge the Disney curse. From photos and rumors of her cutting problem to her drug addictions and partying, this girl was a time bomb. After whatever it was that set her off (perhaps the staged romance with Joe Jonas), Demi punched one of her back up dancers. She immediately was sent to rehab, but it didn’t stop a rumored sex tape and a set of racy photos of Lovato. Click HERE for more of Fallen Disney Starlets…
9. LeAnn Rimes Man Snatchin’ – LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian met on the set of set of a Lifetime movie. They soon turned into a real life drama. The two were caught on camera having a date night while kissing and suck on each other’s fingers. Both were married to other people at the time. Eddie attempted to make it work with his wife after their affair became public knowledge. Rimes continued to stalk him and pretty much told her husband to take a hike. They are now engaged and sitting by themselves at the shamed bitches table. Shape Magazine received an onslaught of criticism after plastering LeAnn on their cover. The Editor has since apologized for her lapse in taste.
10. Brett Favre Caught With His Pants on the Ground – Brett Favre couldn’t keep his peen to himself according to Jenn Sterger. The Playboy Playmate turned Sports Illustrated lacky shared the story of Brett trying to seduce her on multiple occasions. It started with a few phone calls that turned sexually aggressive and were followed with pictures of Favre’s penis. In one of the photos Brett is allegedly masturbating while wearing sandals. What resulted was a laughable investigation and a slew of Croc jokes. As pointed out on Sportscasm, it is impossible to tell whether or not or not it is actually Favre, but the voicemails sound a lot like him.
John Mayer and Giada De Laurentiis Affair
November 10, 2010 By Leave a Comment
I am going to start my career on the Food Network because all these tv cooks are getting more rump than a public toilet seat. Star is claiming that John Mayer is sampling Giada De Laurentiis’ meatloaf in hotel suites. This follows a report that January Jones of ‘Mad Men’ fame had an affair with Bobby Flay (click HERE for that story…
Giada is married to fashion designer Todd Thompson and they have a 2 year old little girl. However, the rag claims that she and Mayer hooked up at The Standard hotel in New York.
“John had one hand on the small of her back,” an eyewitness tells Star. “They looked like two people who were going to go home together.”
Later that night, another eyewitness saw them at the nearby Hotel Gansevoort, where they disappeared into a suite
together!”
John Mayer is like 6 different kinds of slutty so I don’t doubt that he would nail anything with pulse. However, Giada seems like and Italian Tinkerbell and incapable of such levels side nasty, but a blind item ran last year that fits incredibly well….
“Spectacular is the one word to describe today’s blind. This A list female celebrity chef was overheard in a restaurant the other day. Nothing unusual about that right? I mean people are nosy and we strain our ears. Well, it turns out this celebrity chef who is married was discussing an affair she recently had with this B list male singer with A list name recognition and reputation. She wasn’t shy about discussing the details either. I mean explicit, graphic details about what the two did to each other. Nothing out of the ordinary, but definitely not shy in recounting every last act. It does appear to have been a one time thing, but this is totally not what you expect from our chef and the image she tries to portray to the public.”
Star actually asked her about bedding John and of course she denied that she exchanged anything beyond pleasantries with him.
When approached by Star for comment, a giggling Giada admitted, “I was at The Standard that night.” But she insists she’s not cooking up trouble with John — and didn’t even see him that night: “I’ve met him and he’s a great guy, but I just like his music. That’s all.”
Taylor Swift Slams John Mayer in New Song
October 19, 2010 By Leave a Comment
Taylor Swift is like a basket full of kittens and it baffles me as to why Robo-Douchebags like Kanye West and John Mayer feel the need to make her cry. It also baffles me as to why T. Squints would let Mayer play with her My Little Pony palace in the first place, but a new song from her latest album, ‘Speak Now,’ is reportedly directed at John.
“They’re all made very clear,” Swift said about her penchant for taking revenge via song. “Every single song is like a roadmap to what that relationship stood for, with little markers that maybe everyone won’t know, but there are things that were little nuances of the relationship, little hints. And every single song is like that. Everyone will know, so I don’t really have to send out emails on this one.”
In the song, “Dear John” she laments about an older man taking advantage of her 19 year old innocence. Swift and Mayer were rumored to be dating while working on a duet together. Taylor didn’t believe that John’s face belongs on a box of Summer’s Eve and let him break her little glitter covered heart .
“Dear John/I see it all now that you’re gone/Don’t you think I was too young/To be messed with/The girl in the dress/Cried the whole way home/I should’ve known.” A second version of the chorus includes the lines: “It was wrong/Don’t you think nineteen’s too young/To be played/By your dark, twisted games/When I loved you so.
“My mother accused me of losing my mind/But I swore I was fine/You’ll add my name to your long list of traitors who don’t understand/And I’ll look back in regret I ignored what they said/’Run as fast as you can’.”
I side with Taylor, but gurl…you have got to grow thicker skin and let your lady version of testicular fortitude drop. The adorable innocence thing isn’t cute past the age of 20.
Click HERE to listen to Swift’s new song, “Mean.”
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Taylor Lautner Girlfriend Requirements
July 22, 2010 By 4 Comments
Taylor Lautner is 18 and for those of us who are old enough to smoke cigarettes, buy beer and vote…now eligible. Currently he is rumored to be dating and old high school girlfriend (click HERE for photos and who he is dating). However, that didn’t stop him from admitting that he is attracted to ‘plain girls.’
Via Entertainmentwise:
“[Bella] is just this plain girl, which sometimes, I know for me, is attractive. She’s just an average girl, she’s clumsy, but I think she’s good looking, so I don’t know…she just has this thing about her.”
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Kate Moss and Courtney Love Lesbian Encounter
May 20, 2010 By 4 Comments
Of all the things in this world that make your naughty bits want to run and hide…Courtney Love is Empress of Anti-Sexy and her limp imposing powers never stop. After claiming that she had an affair with Gavin Rossdale while he was married to Gwen Stefani (click here for that mythical hook up), she is now weaving a tale of lesbian encounter with Kate Moss.
Via Hot Press:
“It’s a great story for the grandchildren so . . . yeah. Kate wasn’t doing a lot of drugs. It was just a thing that happened in Milan in the ‘90s. It happened and it was fun and whatever. And she talks about it and so I hope she doesn’t get mad that I outed her about it… I feel like such a kiss and tell… Kate’s great, though! Kate’s a good friend of mine. I almost bought Kate’s house in St. John’s Wood (London).”
That isn’t a story you share with children unless you want to give them night terrors followed by seizures and later to be found rocking themselves in corner gently whispering “make it stop!” And ho would most certainly have to be higher than a Care Bear on a coke binge in order to brave Courtney’s beat down terrain. Or at least drunken that Lindsay Lohan on a Tuesday at 8:30 in the morning.
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Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley Back Together – Photos
March 23, 2010 By 2 Comments
It appears there is some kind of reconciliation for the Hot Topic Prince and Princess. Avril Lavigne and Deruck Whibley were spotted getting matching, custom tattoos on their right arms. The pair hit up a West Hollywood parlor in the wee hours of Sunday morning looking a bit tipsy . As they walked out they appeared very cozy and Deryck had his hand on Avril’s lower back.
Before their tattoo adventure they hit up Madeo/Chateau Marmont together. So are they back together? It appears they just might be. They split last October and Avril was bed hopping with pineapple princes, Brody Jenner, Wilmer Valderrama and Brandon Davis. I get the shivers with the thought of greasy STDs uniting to exhaust the world’s free clinic supply of Valtrex.
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