Taylor Swift Slams John Mayer in New Song

Taylor Swift is like a basket full of kittens and it baffles me as to why Robo-Douchebags like Kanye West and John Mayer feel the need to make her cry. It also baffles me as to why T. Squints would let Mayer play with her My Little Pony palace in the first place, but a new song from her latest album, ‘Speak Now,’ is reportedly directed at John.

“They’re all made very clear,” Swift said about her penchant for taking revenge via song. “Every single song is like a roadmap to what that relationship stood for, with little markers that maybe everyone won’t know, but there are things that were little nuances of the relationship, little hints. And every single song is like that. Everyone will know, so I don’t really have to send out emails on this one.”

In the song, “Dear John” she laments about an older man taking advantage of her 19 year old innocence. Swift and Mayer were rumored to be dating while working on a duet together. Taylor didn’t believe that John’s face belongs on a box of Summer’s Eve and let him break her little glitter covered heart .

“Dear John/I see it all now that you’re gone/Don’t you think I was too young/To be messed with/The girl in the dress/Cried the whole way home/I should’ve known.” A second version of the chorus includes the lines: “It was wrong/Don’t you think nineteen’s too young/To be played/By your dark, twisted games/When I loved you so.

“My mother accused me of losing my mind/But I swore I was fine/You’ll add my name to your long list of traitors who don’t understand/And I’ll look back in regret I ignored what they said/’Run as fast as you can’.”

I side with Taylor, but gurl…you have got to grow thicker skin and let your lady version of testicular fortitude drop. The adorable innocence thing isn’t cute past the age of 20.

Click HERE to listen to Swift’s new song, “Mean.”

[Keep Clicking Thumbnails for a Larger Image]

Taylor Lautner Girlfriend Requirements

Taylor Lautner is 18 and for those of us who are old enough to smoke cigarettes, buy beer and vote…now eligible. Currently he is rumored to be dating and old high school girlfriend (click HERE for photos and who he is dating). However, that didn’t stop him from admitting that he is attracted to ‘plain girls.’

Via Entertainmentwise:

“[Bella] is just this plain girl, which sometimes, I know for me, is attractive. She’s just an average girl, she’s clumsy, but I think she’s good looking, so I don’t know…she just has this thing about her.”

.

[Keep Clicking Thumbnails for a Larger Image]

Images Via: WENN.com

Kate Moss and Courtney Love Lesbian Encounter

Of all the things in this world that make your naughty bits want to run and hide…Courtney Love is Empress of Anti-Sexy and her limp imposing powers never stop. After claiming that she had an affair with Gavin Rossdale while he was married to Gwen Stefani (click here for that mythical hook up), she is now weaving a tale of lesbian encounter with Kate Moss.

Via Hot Press:

“It’s a great story for the grandchildren so . . . yeah. Kate wasn’t doing a lot of drugs. It was just a thing that happened in Milan in the ‘90s. It happened and it was fun and whatever. And she talks about it and so I hope she doesn’t get mad that I outed her about it… I feel like such a kiss and tell… Kate’s great, though! Kate’s a good friend of mine. I almost bought Kate’s house in St. John’s Wood (London).”

That isn’t a story you share with children unless you want to give them night terrors followed by seizures and later to be found rocking themselves in corner gently whispering “make it stop!” And ho would most certainly have to be higher than a Care Bear on a coke binge in order to brave Courtney’s beat down terrain. Or at least drunken that Lindsay Lohan on a Tuesday at 8:30 in the morning.

[Keep Clicking Thumbnails for a Larger Image]

Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley Back Together – Photos

avril-lavigne-and-deryck-whibley-back-together-1

It appears there is some kind of reconciliation for the Hot Topic Prince and Princess. Avril Lavigne and Deruck Whibley were spotted getting matching, custom tattoos on their right arms. The pair hit up a West Hollywood parlor in the wee hours of Sunday morning looking a bit tipsy . As they walked out they appeared very cozy and Deryck had his hand on Avril’s lower back.

Before their tattoo adventure they hit up Madeo/Chateau Marmont together. So are they back together? It appears they just might be. They split last October and Avril was bed hopping with pineapple princes, Brody Jenner, Wilmer Valderrama and Brandon Davis. I get the shivers with the thought of greasy STDs uniting to exhaust the world’s free clinic supply of Valtrex.

[Keep Clicking Thumbnails for a Larger Image]

Images Via: jjb

Robert Pattinson Goes to Hotel Drunk with Blonde Woman- PICTURES

We have all been here before. You are getting your ho stroll on and the martinis are flowing like obscenities from Alec Baldwin’s mouth and then BAM…you are doing the Drunk-N-Stumble into a taxi.

robert-pattinson-goes-home-drunk-with-a-blonde-girl

Robert Pattinson was spotted drinking at The Ivy Club after attending the premiere and after party for “Remember Me.” However, Pattinson and his Twilight Saga costar, Kristen Stewart, are rumored to be dating/practically married/lovahs. This is all fine and dandy until you wake up the next morning and find a random blonde in your bed. (My immediate dread is that I will have to pretend to give him my number and then share my Pop Tarts with him before I kick him out.) They were photographed being helped into a cab before speeding off to Pattinson’s hotel around 1 am.

Maybe she was his…nanny and Sparklepants was just super tired and she was going to tuck him in and read him “Good Night Moon.” Meh…I hope he double bagged it either way.

UPDATE – Some readers think that this may be one of his reps/Unicorn Patch tamers/agents. What do you think?

[Keep Clicking Thumbnails for a Larger Image]

Images Via: WENN.com

Jessica Simpson and Ryan Phillippe Hook Up

Ryan Phillippe Calvin Klein arrival

I just love the crazy some tabs roll out. When Katie Holmes isn’t being forced into have Xenu babies (click HERE for that story) and Jennifer Aniston takes a day off from rummaging through Brad Pitt’s trash the next money making story is usually celebrity hook ups.

This week Ryan Phillippe is trying to lure Jessica Simpson into his Man-Whore Bat-Cave. In Touch is adamant that Jess is being seduced by recently dumped Ryan via text messages.

Not only was The Hurt Locker star Jeremy Renner seen talking with Jessica at a pre-Oscars cocktail party, she’s also begun texting with the newly single Ryan Phillippe. “Jessica has had a crush on Ryan for ages,” a friend explains. “They’re planning to get together soon.”

I am guessing he promised her cookies and candy in exchange for some sexual napalm (which he probably thinks is a fancy brand of hair gel that is laced with pheromones to attract the ladies).

[Keep Clicking Thumbnails for a Larger Image]

Images Via: WENN.com

Jamie Campbell Bower Dating Bonnie Wright Photos– CONFIRMED

jamie-campbell-bower-and-bonnie-wright-dating-4.jpg

It appears that after months of playing coy, Bonnie Wright and Jamie Campbell Bower are dating. According to OK! they have been dating for months. Bonnie, who plays Harry Potter’s love interest Ginny Weasly, confirmed that she and Bower are a couple. It appears that Bower may have dumped his old girlfriend he was toting to events in order to woo Bonnie. (Click HERE for those photos and article.)

“Yes, we’re dating. We’ve been seeing each other for a few months, it’s good. We’re going to the BAFTAs together on Sunday.”

They have been spotted together several times but denied any romantic involvement. Bower is now famed for his involvement in the Twilight series playing Volturi member, Caius. Bonnie and Jamie met on the Harry Potter set while filming the last of the Potter films, “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.” He has undertaken the role of Dumbledore’s best friend turned second most evil wizard, Grindelwald.

[Keep Clicking Thumbnails for a Larger Image]

Images Via: WENN.com

Robert Pattinson ‘Remember Me’ Shower Scene – Video

If you are anything like I am, you wake up in the morning thinking “Gee, I hope today is the day I get to see Robert Pattinson showering.” Well, today is your lucky day! A newly released scene from R-Pattz’s upcoming romantic drama “Remember Me” has been brought down before us in which he ends up all wet in the shower with his co-star Emilie de Ravin. See – contrary to popular belief, he does clean up on occasion!

Reese Witherspoon and Gerard Butler Hook Up

gerard-butler-drinking.jpg

I can picture it now. Reese’s future involves a trip to the free clinic dressed as she damns her case of itchy crotch. Reports by your favorite tabloid are insistent that Reese Witherspoon and Gerard Butler hooked up.

After reading scripts together to play love interests in a New Line flick that is in the works, they fell in lust. Witherspoon is fresh from her break up with Jake Gyllenhaal and Gerard will nail anything with his two requirements: poon and a pulse.

“Reese’s friends are giggling about her secretly meeting up with Gerard. She thinks he’s superhot!” a friend of the actress told Star. “Reese is just having a good time with him. They’ve hung out a few times, mostly at his place in L.A. They got very chatty while reading the scripts, and there was noticeable chemistry. After that reading, they started talking and hanging out.”

From there they “hung out” quite often according to the tale. They reunited publicly again at a Haiti fundraiser (not the telethon in which Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt supposedly pledged their undying love for each other at the backstage buffet line –click HERE to read about that.) Of course, she is just isn’t looking to buy the pig, she just wants a little sausage.

“Reese doesn’t want to hurt Jake’s feelings and doesn’t want him to know about her and Gerard. She’s not interested in taking it a step further with Gerard — and that’s how she wants to keep it.”

I am getting herpes just from writing about all of Gerard’s conquests. I hope she made him double bag it. Reese appears to be turning into Kate Hudson. She is also rumored to be dating Jim Toth, an agent at Hollywood’s powerful Creative Artists Agency. Her friends say it was a business meeting while Toth’s friends say it was a date.

After the nearly two-hour meal – for which Toth picked up the tab – the couple walked outside and parted ways around 11 p.m. “Reese reached around his neck and pulled him close for a hug,” says the onlooker. “They kissed bye on the cheek – but it was a very friendly goodbye.”

I am guessing that there is some truth in all this. I haven’t heard much on the validity of a Reese and Gerry humpfest but he seems to be the token man whore these days. I am betting that Jim was hoping to be the Jason Trawick to her Britney Spears, but Reese doesn’t want to have a live in toy.

For More Info on Over Sexed Celebs…Click HERE to See Who is Leaving Sex Rehab!

[Keep Clicking Thumbnails for a Larger Image]

Images Via: WENN.com

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Legal Documents Actually a Prenup

Here we go again. These two have been rumored to be splitting up, getting married, while buying babies from some village in Haiti. So here are the new stories being pumped into you Brangelina hongray eyeballs….

brad-pitt-and-angelina-jolie-mag-covers

Life and Style (via Starpulse) is probably the closest to the truth:

Brad and Angelina had a meeting with a top law firm in L.A. in December, where they worked out terms of a legal document similar to a pre-nup. The couple signed the document in early January. They agreed to share their money and assets and custody of their six children, all of whom would live with Angelina in the event of their parents’ break-up. They didn’t talk to the lawyer about splitting, nor was that ever mentioned at the meeting. Brad and Angelina aren’t splitting right now.”

TMZ is bashing reports that Brad and his chin pubs of power bought a bachelor pad.

“The home — located in the Hollywood Hills — is the newest piece of Brad’s master plan to expand the sprawling compound he shares with Angelina and their 86 children. The evidence is clear — first off, Brad purchased the home back in August — long before rumors of a break up began to make the rounds. Second — the place was a dump and Brad couldn’t move in — even if he wanted to — because the home was far from livable at the time he bought it.”

OK Magazine wins the award for Supreme Nuttery in the Category of Fictitious Hook Ups at Buffet Lines or Juice Bars Officiated by George Clooney. The mag basically states that Brad did his ho stroll for Jennifer Aniston at the buffet line backstage at the Hope for Haiti Telethon. They ended up crying on each-other’s shoulders and pledging their reborn again virginity to Kirk Cameron.

“Leave it to sly George Clooney to play matchmaker. When the actor asked both Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston to volunteer for the Hope For Haiti Now telethon he was staging in L.A. on Jan. 22, he knew the two were bound to bump into each other. And they did just that, reuniting at an elaborate backstage buffet at the live event — while Brad’s partner, Angelina Jolie, was in NYC for a photo shoot.”

One thing that we know for sure is that these covers will be the new wallpaper for Jen’s spare bathroom.