Robert Pattinson Goes to Hotel Drunk with Blonde Woman- PICTURES

We have all been here before. You are getting your ho stroll on and the martinis are flowing like obscenities from Alec Baldwin’s mouth and then BAM…you are doing the Drunk-N-Stumble into a taxi.

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Robert Pattinson was spotted drinking at The Ivy Club after attending the premiere and after party for “Remember Me.” However, Pattinson and his Twilight Saga costar, Kristen Stewart, are rumored to be dating/practically married/lovahs. This is all fine and dandy until you wake up the next morning and find a random blonde in your bed. (My immediate dread is that I will have to pretend to give him my number and then share my Pop Tarts with him before I kick him out.) They were photographed being helped into a cab before speeding off to Pattinson’s hotel around 1 am.

Maybe she was his…nanny and Sparklepants was just super tired and she was going to tuck him in and read him “Good Night Moon.” Meh…I hope he double bagged it either way.

UPDATE – Some readers think that this may be one of his reps/Unicorn Patch tamers/agents. What do you think?

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Jessica Simpson and Ryan Phillippe Hook Up

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I just love the crazy some tabs roll out. When Katie Holmes isn’t being forced into have Xenu babies (click HERE for that story) and Jennifer Aniston takes a day off from rummaging through Brad Pitt’s trash the next money making story is usually celebrity hook ups.

This week Ryan Phillippe is trying to lure Jessica Simpson into his Man-Whore Bat-Cave. In Touch is adamant that Jess is being seduced by recently dumped Ryan via text messages.

Not only was The Hurt Locker star Jeremy Renner seen talking with Jessica at a pre-Oscars cocktail party, she’s also begun texting with the newly single Ryan Phillippe. “Jessica has had a crush on Ryan for ages,” a friend explains. “They’re planning to get together soon.”

I am guessing he promised her cookies and candy in exchange for some sexual napalm (which he probably thinks is a fancy brand of hair gel that is laced with pheromones to attract the ladies).

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Jamie Campbell Bower Dating Bonnie Wright Photos– CONFIRMED

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It appears that after months of playing coy, Bonnie Wright and Jamie Campbell Bower are dating. According to OK! they have been dating for months. Bonnie, who plays Harry Potter’s love interest Ginny Weasly, confirmed that she and Bower are a couple. It appears that Bower may have dumped his old girlfriend he was toting to events in order to woo Bonnie. (Click HERE for those photos and article.)

“Yes, we’re dating. We’ve been seeing each other for a few months, it’s good. We’re going to the BAFTAs together on Sunday.”

They have been spotted together several times but denied any romantic involvement. Bower is now famed for his involvement in the Twilight series playing Volturi member, Caius. Bonnie and Jamie met on the Harry Potter set while filming the last of the Potter films, “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.” He has undertaken the role of Dumbledore’s best friend turned second most evil wizard, Grindelwald.

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Robert Pattinson ‘Remember Me’ Shower Scene – Video

If you are anything like I am, you wake up in the morning thinking “Gee, I hope today is the day I get to see Robert Pattinson showering.” Well, today is your lucky day! A newly released scene from R-Pattz’s upcoming romantic drama “Remember Me” has been brought down before us in which he ends up all wet in the shower with his co-star Emilie de Ravin. See – contrary to popular belief, he does clean up on occasion!

Reese Witherspoon and Gerard Butler Hook Up

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I can picture it now. Reese’s future involves a trip to the free clinic dressed as she damns her case of itchy crotch. Reports by your favorite tabloid are insistent that Reese Witherspoon and Gerard Butler hooked up.

After reading scripts together to play love interests in a New Line flick that is in the works, they fell in lust. Witherspoon is fresh from her break up with Jake Gyllenhaal and Gerard will nail anything with his two requirements: poon and a pulse.

“Reese’s friends are giggling about her secretly meeting up with Gerard. She thinks he’s superhot!” a friend of the actress told Star. “Reese is just having a good time with him. They’ve hung out a few times, mostly at his place in L.A. They got very chatty while reading the scripts, and there was noticeable chemistry. After that reading, they started talking and hanging out.”

From there they “hung out” quite often according to the tale. They reunited publicly again at a Haiti fundraiser (not the telethon in which Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt supposedly pledged their undying love for each other at the backstage buffet line –click HERE to read about that.) Of course, she is just isn’t looking to buy the pig, she just wants a little sausage.

“Reese doesn’t want to hurt Jake’s feelings and doesn’t want him to know about her and Gerard. She’s not interested in taking it a step further with Gerard — and that’s how she wants to keep it.”

I am getting herpes just from writing about all of Gerard’s conquests. I hope she made him double bag it. Reese appears to be turning into Kate Hudson. She is also rumored to be dating Jim Toth, an agent at Hollywood’s powerful Creative Artists Agency. Her friends say it was a business meeting while Toth’s friends say it was a date.

After the nearly two-hour meal – for which Toth picked up the tab – the couple walked outside and parted ways around 11 p.m. “Reese reached around his neck and pulled him close for a hug,” says the onlooker. “They kissed bye on the cheek – but it was a very friendly goodbye.”

I am guessing that there is some truth in all this. I haven’t heard much on the validity of a Reese and Gerry humpfest but he seems to be the token man whore these days. I am betting that Jim was hoping to be the Jason Trawick to her Britney Spears, but Reese doesn’t want to have a live in toy.

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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Legal Documents Actually a Prenup

Here we go again. These two have been rumored to be splitting up, getting married, while buying babies from some village in Haiti. So here are the new stories being pumped into you Brangelina hongray eyeballs….

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Life and Style (via Starpulse) is probably the closest to the truth:

Brad and Angelina had a meeting with a top law firm in L.A. in December, where they worked out terms of a legal document similar to a pre-nup. The couple signed the document in early January. They agreed to share their money and assets and custody of their six children, all of whom would live with Angelina in the event of their parents’ break-up. They didn’t talk to the lawyer about splitting, nor was that ever mentioned at the meeting. Brad and Angelina aren’t splitting right now.”

TMZ is bashing reports that Brad and his chin pubs of power bought a bachelor pad.

“The home — located in the Hollywood Hills — is the newest piece of Brad’s master plan to expand the sprawling compound he shares with Angelina and their 86 children. The evidence is clear — first off, Brad purchased the home back in August — long before rumors of a break up began to make the rounds. Second — the place was a dump and Brad couldn’t move in — even if he wanted to — because the home was far from livable at the time he bought it.”

OK Magazine wins the award for Supreme Nuttery in the Category of Fictitious Hook Ups at Buffet Lines or Juice Bars Officiated by George Clooney. The mag basically states that Brad did his ho stroll for Jennifer Aniston at the buffet line backstage at the Hope for Haiti Telethon. They ended up crying on each-other’s shoulders and pledging their reborn again virginity to Kirk Cameron.

“Leave it to sly George Clooney to play matchmaker. When the actor asked both Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston to volunteer for the Hope For Haiti Now telethon he was staging in L.A. on Jan. 22, he knew the two were bound to bump into each other. And they did just that, reuniting at an elaborate backstage buffet at the live event — while Brad’s partner, Angelina Jolie, was in NYC for a photo shoot.”

One thing that we know for sure is that these covers will be the new wallpaper for Jen’s spare bathroom.

Katy Perry and Russell Brand Engaged

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We can thank MTV for this match-making. Katy Perry and Russell Brand hooked up at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards in September and have been attached at the pelvis ever since. Russell even met her parents and rumors that things were getting serious began a few weeks later.

For Christmas Rusty took Katy to India after she mentioned she loved the culture. She Twittered pictures of her and Brand in front of the Taj Mahal and her hand after getting a Henna tattoo. After she returned from their trip friends squealed to Us that Perry and Brand were engaged. He reportedly proposed with a ring. I am guessing it was Cartier as he was photographed shopping the ring selection there in December.

The Brit confirmed his engagement to the “I Kissed a Girl” singer to the Sun. He popped the question on New Year’s Eve during a spiritual ceremony.

Via Daily Mail:

And the Sun newspaper said it had received confirmation of the engagement from Brand, who texted: ‘It’s true. Much love.’

Congrats on the love and junk.

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Chris Brown Tweets Picture of Himself in Bed with a Woman – Photo

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Necole Bitchie has stumbled upon a photo that Chris Brown Tweeted of himself. In the pic he is shirtless and in bed with some woman. The site points out that it may be in a jealous retaliation after Rihanna has been spotted out with Matt Kemp of the LA Dodgers.

Inappropriate?

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Rihanna and Kanye West Flirty Hook Up

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Rumor has it Rihanna was seen getting cozy with Kanye West at the London club Whisky Mist, flirting outrageously and doing some dirty dancing during a recent night out. Was she drunk?? Certainly no one would entertain this idea on their own free will!

Per Showbiz Spy:

“When Kanye came in, he immediately gave her a huge hug and kiss, and sat down with her. The pair were chatting at length, ignoring everyone else,” a source told Britain’s Daily Mirror newspaper. “She stood in front of Kanye giving him the benefit of a very private dance — and he loved every second. When people started filtering out of the club at 3am, Rihanna was still in a party mood — so the group had their very own lock-in, with free-flowing drinks and their choice in music. They left around 4.30am.”

Ooo Sleeeeee-zzzaaayyyy! First Chris Brown, now Kanye West? Girl, you need better taste in men! Rihanna was supposedly dancing with female pals when Kanye joined her at the VIP table and ordered several bottles of expensive Dom Perignon champagne. She then cozied up to Kanye during their champagne-fuelled evening at the club, before doing her little dance when Mariah Careys‘ “All I Want For Christmas (Is You)” came on.

Somewhere in the back of his head, I’m sure he was thinking ‘Hey Rihanna, Imma let you finish. But my girlfriend Amber Rose gives the best lap-dances of all time.”

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Lindsay Lohan DID NOT Kiss Cash Warren…Yet

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Lindsay Lohans love live has more twist and turns than a college frat party playing naked twister! While Us Weekly is saying Lohan was sinking her teeth into Jessica Alba’s husband and baby daddy, Cash Warren, and was all over him at a Hollywood club on November 19, she’s is striking back claiming no sort of thing happened.

Per Gossip Cop:

The actress told Gossip Cop that she’s “just doing a [TV] show with Cash and it’s strictly business.”

So do we really believe that, or is she just scared of what will happen when Alba gets her hands on her? Alba strikes me as the kind of woman who would leave a bloody trail filled with knocked out teeth and ripped out hair if you so much as give her husband a second look. But give LOL-han time and I guarantee she’ll try to add Warren to her growing list of conquests. Just yesterday the rumor mill was buzzing about a supposed hook-up with John Mayer, while today brings us a romp with “Entourage” star Kevin Connolly. Lohan and Connolly have known each other for years, recently hooking up after she crashed an after-hours party at Leonardo DiCaprio’s (another one of her play-toys) home in mid-November but since deciding to take their relationship to the next level.

Per InTouch:

“Lindsay and Kevin have been sneaking around,” reveals the friend. “It’s not serious yet, but they seem to have some sort of physical connection,” adds the friend. “Lindsay isn’t sure what’s going to happen, so for now she wants to keep things quiet,” says a pal.

But what about her rumored recent hook-up with Gerard Butler and her attempt at a reconciliation with longtime girlfriend Samantha Ronson, who she spent time with in NYC last week thanks to the facilitation of Mayer? Forget the whole ’7-degrees of Kevin Bacon.’ Its sounds more like ‘raise your hand if you HAVEN’T slept with Lindsay Lohan’. Yeah, I’m not buying that she’s clean.

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