Chace Crawford Lost His Virginity to Shauna Sand

Gossip Girl’s’ residential eye candy, Chace Crawford, is the subject of a deflowering story that will forever ruin any fantasies you may harbor.

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Shauna Sand claims to have taken the virginity of Chace Crawford and dated him briefly after meeting at a college party. She went and blabbed the story to Star mag giving details of their relationship. The then 18 year old Crawford caught the eye of Sand (she was 32 at the time) and her lucite themed ho stroll.

“He was so incredibly beautiful — I immediately fell in love with him! I even gave him a key to my apartment,” Shauna said.

I can just picture Pretty Pretty Princess walking up to Sand uttering those words that made her fall in love with him…..“Would you like me to hold your beer bong my lady?” It gets better one of Chace’s friends added to the tale of star crossed love.

“Chace told me, ‘Shauna was the first girl I ever had sex with! She blew my mind, and I’ll never forget it!’”

Their short lived romance ended as they drifted apart and Shauna moved on to the next helpless virgin. She further claims that they reheated their sexy times in 2007 after she divorced her second husband.

I am dipping my mind’s eye in Tilex. What respectable 32 year old woman is hitting college parties and nailing 18 year old teenagers? (Notice I used the word respectable so you can’t call me a hypocrite.) Sand also detailed their “wild sex” stories and I think I got herpes just from reading about it. Now if you will excuse me I need to hop on the good food and hit the free clinic.

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Lindsay Lohan and Leonardo DiCaprio Hook Up !?!

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Lindsay Lohan was out partitioning at her house of worship, Voyeur Nightclub, on Saturday night. No surprise, as her plasma has been replaced with Red Bull and Grey Goose. What gives me a case of the ickys is that she hit up Leonardo DiCaprio’s house after failing to score at the bar.

You can cross Leo off my To-Do list for the day. He invited her over to his place for a party with about 20 other people and she stayed until 4:40 Sunday morning. After DiCaprio finished slump busting, he kicked Lohan out and she was then driven home by a 16 year paparazzo. If you recall, this follows reports that they left a bar together back in April after bumping into each other at MyHouse club. That hook up followed 2006 reports the pair were spotted kissing and Leo would sneak into house trying to avoid paps.

I find it very hard to believe that DiCaprio, uber private and paparazzi hating celeb, would punish his manhood by making sexies with Lohan. The only way this would happen is if she were granted three wishes. Even then, it would be snowing coke, Samantha Ronson would wake up with a penis and her ham sandwich crazy father would be turned into a mute leper.

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Josh Duhamel’s Stripper Mistress Passes Lie Detector Test – Video

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It’s going to take a lot more than a simple denial from Josh Duhamel to make this stripper/cheating story go away! Nicole Forrester reportedly passed a test that was conducted by polygraph expert Kenneth E. Blackstone regarding her claims of their alleged fling. Blackstone went on to say that she was telling the truth when asked if she had sex with the actor. Forrester shared all the dirty details with an Atlanta radio station Monday morning, including her claim that they “did hook up and had lots of sex” and had a “really, really good time.” The interview was later taken off the station’s website following a cease and desist letter from Duhamel’s attorney, but they found loose-lipped Nicole’s story and the polygraph credible – so back up it went.

Per Huffington Post:

“The next morning, when I left, you know, he kissed me on the cheek, really sweet guy. I’m not lying about anything, and he’s just as guilty as I am.”

Forresters attorney Romin Alavi says that his client didn’t go to the National Enquirer with the story of her passionate night with Josh. Instead, they came looking for her.

Per Us:

“Josh bragged about what happened on the set of his movie [Life As We Know It], and someone called the Enquirer with the tip,” Alavi tells Us Weekly. “The Enquirer then came to Nicole.”

Unfortunately for Duhamel, more women are coming out of the woodwork claiming that they got it on with the actor, too. On Oct. 30, a woman named Serena called in to San Francisco’s JV on Wild 94.9 radio show to say that when a recently engaged Josh was filming the “Transformers” sequel at a New Mexico Air Force base in 2008, he slept with her best friend who was stationed there.

“She also said she knew two other people whom he hooked up with,” the program’s producer, Jon Manuel, tells Us Weekly.

Duhamels lawyer has of course denied these claims, and it seems like Fergie is standing firmly by her man for now. The ‘smile-for-the-press-so-we-look-happy’ couple were seen out on a dinner date in Atlanta the other night at Chops restaurant, which ironically is located next door to the St. Regis Hotel, where the stripper claims her rendezvous with Josh took place. I can totally buy the fact that a tv star and especially one as good looking as Josh would sleep with a stripper, but not one as old and ugly as her. I call total BS on this story. You say you got evidence? Did he leave a signed bottle of Pantene Pro-V Volume Mousse for Hair Volume & Lift behind? Or perhaps

Quotables:

Dlisted - “Josh should have at least made Nicole swear on a pair of exquisite lucite heels that she would never utter a word.”

Celebitchy - “Fergie just gave a one-sentence denial to Entertainment Tonight about the stripper stuff. She says: “”These allegations are nonsense.” That’s it? No humming of “Stand By Your Man”? Hmm…”

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Lindsay Lohan and Balthazar Getty Hook Up, Free Clinics on Red Alert

For about two minutes there, I thought Balthazar Getty came to his senses.

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The Greek shipping heir and occasional actor (yes, I know he’s on ‘Brothers and Sisters’) dropped his wife and mother of his children to get it hot and heavy with fame whore Sienna Miller for a few months over the summer. Then suddenly: POOF! She was gone and he was spotted out with his estranged wife. Until…

Enter Lindsay Lohan.

Not to be upstaged by just any fame whore, Lohan and Getty were spotted playing ‘hide my noodle’ at Hollywood nightspot Voyeur.

Via People:

“…the pair were all over each other at a table in the front of the room, according to a clubgoer. The duo stayed for less than half an hour before leaving the nightclub.”

That table is ruined. Hopefully, one of our readers in California will get on the phone asap with the Board of Health.

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Beard and Lord of the Douche at it Again…

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Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are getting all “cozy” again. They must attend group therapy together or have the same dentist because they are back to humping according to People.

They hit up a couple of hotels late last month and are now “enjoying each other’s friendship” and unless that translates as Jen hoping the condom breaks and John picturing Perez’s face on Aniston’s body or giving his hair a pep… talk I don’t buy it.

Sources squealed to the mag (in return for what I guessing is compensation of Crest toothpaste samples and a few cases of Fanta) that they are getting closer. Aniston is also making nice with his friends.

“The duo recently spent a night together late last month at New York City’s Bowery Hotel. “Jen was there on the arm of John and they were all very lovey,” says an onlooker. “She was in casual clothing as was he, and she seemed very comfortable around his crowd of friends.”

In other news John Mayer’s friends were seen boasting whitened teeth and toasting Fanta in celebration.

Russell Brand ‘In Love’ with Katy Perry

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So after reportedly hooking up last month after the 2009 VMAs, it seems that Katy Perry and Russell Brand can’t enough of each other, so much so that he followed Ms. Perry to Paris. The notorious womanizer aka Russell Brand, must have some magical powers we do not know about because that is the only way I can see these two together.

They have even become more open with this soon-to-be train wreck they call a relationship-being seen out strolling around Paris holding hands. They were even spotted sitting on the front row of John Galliano’s catwalk show at Paris Fashion Week where Katy was seen placing her hand on his knee.

Now before anyone thinks I bash every celebrity, I only call this a train wreck because he seems to be an attention grabbing whore-pulling any stunt to get camera time- and she too likes the spotlight. I can only guess that after the lust wears off, they will use this relationship as a publicity stunt by posing for the camera every chance they get, followed by a break-up of screaming and fighting, then passionate make-up sex; which the only thing I see keeping them together right now…the sex not the passion.

To prove my point Per Daily Mail:

“Brand has been quoted as saying that he is “in love” with Perry.”

Do not be surprised if she starts dedicating the song “Ur So Gay” or “Mannequin” to him and be prepared for a big ‘I Told You So’.

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Brad Pitt’s Secret Hotel Meeting with Jennifer Aniston

Should this be true, I bet Jennifer Aniston exploded with the happiness of a thousand rainbows and baskets of kittens.

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So here we go with Jennifer Aniston, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie nuttery…again. Brad supposedly met Aniston in a hotel for a secret rendezvous in New York. Here comes the part where Jen is left sitting alone looking like a fat kid holding an empty donut box. Pitt didn’t make her eyes roll back into her head and point her heels to Jesus. Nope. He talked to her for nearly an hour, whining about Jolie.

Per Grazia via Daily Mail:

“She arrived at his hotel (Essex House) a matter of hours after they had spoken. Brad was unloading his emotional baggage on Jen, which isn’t exactly fair considering their history. But, the source added: “She was quick to tell him she wanted no part in his break-up with Angelina.”

Someone get the Febreeze because this story sounds caca dipped and rolled in Jen’s fantasy diary.

“At first she was reported to be reluctant to meet with her former husband. But the magazine alleges Brad got his mother Jane – who is famously still close to Jen – to persuade her to meet with him and give some advice. She was brutally honest with Brad, telling him he was being selfish and had to figure things out on his own. He mentioned that Angelina is keen to work out their problems, but as far as Brad’s concerned it’s all but over.”

Now I know this is some mythical shiz. You know Jen is sitting at home trying to buy Pitt’s sperm off eBay. She wouldn’t have to be coerced into meeting with him. I am guessing this came from Aniston as she disguised her voice with scarf over the phone.

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Dustin Diamond Spills Some Not-So-Scandalous ‘Saved By The Bell’ Secrets

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Dustin Diamond, best known as Screech from “Saved by the Bell,” is letting some more lies, err I mean details, slip from his yet-to-be released tell-all book about things that he thinks actually happened but wasn’t around to witness. Diamond claims he could smell a certain kind of smoke coming out of the cracks to his castmates’ dressing room doors. Diamond also says his co-stars frequently hooked up off-camera as well as on it.

Per Us:

“If Kelly [Tiffani Thiessen] was interested in Slater [Mario Lopez] one week, then backstage there was a lot going between them in Mario [Lopez]‘s room,” he tells the new Us Weekly. “Then, if Jessie [Elizabeth Berkley] kisses Zack, then you know Elizabeth Berkley is going in Mark-Paul’s room.”

I highly doubt this is true, but if it were then good for them! I’d follow Zack or Slater to their dressing rooms anyday! What girl in the right mind wouldn’t? His next set of claims take aim at costar Mark-Paul Gosselaar, who played Bayside High hunk Zack Morris, began using steroids before production started on the “Saved by the Bell: The College Years” spinoff.

“He suddenly exploded with manliness, loading 25 pounds of muscle on his once-scrawny frame in, oh, about a month,” says Diamond.

Zack using steroids? I think that claim would be better believed if it were Slater being accused. And scrawny? Come on Dustin, really? Gosselaar, who says the book is nothing but lies and wanted Diamond banned from the Saved By the Bell reunion in August, dismissed his new claims.

“We weren’t in rehab and Mr. Belding wasn’t my crack dealer,” says Gosselaar.

He further alleges that Lark Voorhies, who played Lisa Turtle, all of a sudden “didn’t want to be near men.” Diamond took that to mean she was in an abusive relationship. Remember, he has no idea if this is true though. The name dropping doesn’t stop there! He also felt the need to add that Fred Savage is “a douche nozzle,” Neil Patrick Harris “was an a–hole,” Tori Spelling had “negative [size] boobs,” and Denise Richards was “just another notch on Mario’s bedpost.” Diamond also has come out with other so-called juicy tidbits, including how he says Thiessen, who played Kelly Kapowski, used guys to further her career, how Thiessen struggled with her weight, and how Mario Lopez was a serial womanizer who “hit on every costar.”

So all of this drug use and hooking up Screech alleges, none of it he actually saw with his own actual eyes. What a shocker. Based on these snippets, Diamonds claims are neither scandalous nor interesting. Yawn. I’ll wait the year until the book becomes available at the dollar store to pick up and read for a good laugh.

Katy Perry Hooks Up With Russell Brand & John Mayer

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Katy Perry was caught making out with Russell Brand after the MTV VMAs Sunday night, so I guess she likes kissing boys too! Perry was spotted sucking face with MTV Video Music Awards host at Lady Gaga’s VMAs afterparty, after the British sex-hound joked onstage that he had the hots for her.

Per NY Post:

“They were sitting very close together, flirting and whispering to each other with their faces very close. Then Russell leaned in for a long kiss. It didn’t look like this was the first time. He was looking extremely pleased with himself.”

She was probably just a little tipsy and his way of picking up women is to talk about them onstage. Perry was also rumored to have hooked up with John Mayer over the beginning of the weekend, locking lips with Mayer at Golds Bar. But what about her boyfriend, Travis McCoy? The thing we heard about Katy Perry’s love life was that she was reunited with her longterm boyfriend of the band Gym Class Heroes. Trouble in paradise already? Boy – Perry sure does get around! Is it time to mail a bio-hazard for her yet?

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Evan Rachel Wood and Alexander Skarsgard: True Blood Hook-Up Part Two

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Evan Rachel Wood and Alexander Skarsgard are now bumping uglies. Seems the ‘True Blood’ co-stars didn’t want Anna Pacquin and that other vampire guy to get all the publicity.

According to D-Listed, the two have kept in on the down-low for some time. However, the two were seen this past weekend in the street of New Orleans where Skarsgard is currently shooting the film “Straw Dogs” with hottie Kate Bosworth. Hmmm…perhaps Ms. Wood was a little worried?

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Via D-Listed:

“If this…is true, you know Evan Rachel Wood only went on ‘True Blood’ to lick on Alex’s piping hot Swedish meatball. I really have to stand up and applaud her ass for that. [She] saw the goods and she got ‘em. That is how it’s done.”

Although Skarsgard is slightly greasy for my taste, I have to admit that anything is better than Marilyn Manson and Mickey Rourke, Wood’s last two romances.

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