Tiger Woods Still Sleeping with First Mistress

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Despite losing his wife, his children, millions of dollars in sponsorship, his fans, and having to take a leave from golf, Tiger Woods is still carrying on his affair with mistress #1, Rachel Uchitel. In Touch Weekly is reporting that Woods is still seeing Uchitel almost daily and that the two have been sleeping together often.

Per X17 via In Touch Weekly:

“They have been sleeping together the entire time since the scandal broke,” a friend says. “They hooked up in a condo she’s been staying at in Palm Beach.”

According to sources, this is actually where Tiger has been hiding the last couple of a weeks. He’s not been staying on his yacht “Privacy,” but has been using it as a decoy when he actually has been staying on a yacht docked only 500ft away from Rachel’s condo. How convenient! Hmmm… I’m not surprised. I mean, his wife hates him now so whats he got to lose really?

Avril Lavigne is Nailing Handy Manny

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Ew. Now that Avril Lavigne has officially divorced Deryck Whibley, she is no longer attempting to hide her indiscretions. Translation – Prince Pelvis of Hot Topic is a bag of Doritos and a bottle of schnapps away from a sex tape.

Before she and Whibley officially split she was seen “acting anything but married” in the Hamptons in August. She has also been on rampage of hooking up with some questionable suitors including Brandon Davis. Avril was rumored to be cheating on Deryck with Davis for months at a time during their marriage. (click HERE to read more on Avril Cheating on Deryck)

Now the “Complicated” singer is nailing Lindsay Lohan’s ex., Wilmer Valderramma.

“They have been friends since working together on Fast Food Nation in 2005, but things heated up last month,” an insider tells Life & Style. “One of their first dates was Oct. 29 at Nobu in West Hollywood.” Avril, 25, and Wilmer, 29, took things public at LA club Wonderland last Saturday. “She had her hand on his knee and they were whispering in each other’s ear, laughing,” says a witness. “They even closed the club, sneaking out just after 2.”

What happened to making sexy times with Dole Pineapple Prince, Justin Murdock? Honey, every ho knows money trumps Disney show. I get that Wilmer has a fetish for teen queens so it’s no surprise he is trying to lure Avril into his van to see some puppies and eat candy. Regardless, I give it a week before Prince Pelvis of Hot Topic is ho strollin’ for Leonardo DiCaprio or the guy with a lazy eye and operates the fork lift at Costco.

Taylor Launter and Selena Gomez are Dating!

Sixteen year old Disney star Selena Gomez, and seventeen year old ‘New Moon’ werewolf, Taylor Lautner, are dating. I can already hear the editor’s at Teen and Tiger Beat freaking out over this joyous news! Taylor aired out the opening in his life for a girlfriend (read about the vacancy by clicking HERE) before shooting started.

Selena is currently in Vancouver shooting the film ‘Ramona and Beezus’ based on the beloved children’s books by Beverly Cleary. As you already know, Taylor is also in Vancouver shooting ‘New Moon’. The two were spotted on three separate occasions having dinner together and it’s rumored that Taylor often drops by her set to have lunch with Selena.

Via Lainey Gossip:

“My sources tell me exclusively that she and Taylor Lautner, of ‘Twilight’ of course, have had dinner 3 times now, and that he’s been visiting her onset at her lunch hour when he’s not shooting. Are you overloading on the cute? Let me take it one step further: One night they went to the Spaghetti Factory!”

The two were also spotted yesterday leaving a coffee shop and getting into the same SUV with a bodyguard…and Selena’s mom who came along to chaperone! Seriously guys, I am so excited about this relationship, though I have no idea why. The two of them together make my teeth hurt, they’re so sweet. It’s like I have died on gone to tween heaven.

Maybe I just dislike the Jonas Brothers so much, that I love it when their ex’s move on to bigger and brighter things. You all remember that Selena dated Nick Jonas not too long ago. And we must admit, Taylor Lautner + The ‘Twilight’ Franchise is way bigger than any of the Brothers Jonas.

Have fun kids.

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