Nick Jonas Gun Show – Photos

Nick Jonas Muscles Pictures

I am getting a severe case of the creepy pedos this morning. Nick Jonas is making me feel like a dirty old lady who occasionally peeks at the high school track team that runs by her house during the summer which then makes the dirty old lady feel like she has just committed a felony.

Anyway, Nick Jonas put on his best Baby Gap motorcycle tank top and did his no-slut strut around San Pedro Harbor. I look at photos teenage boys ripped like this and get a case of the sads for Justin Bieber.

It’s ok lil’ guy. Ladies dig the sensitive type. You can have chats about Sparkle-pires and flat irons together.

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Images Via: JJB

Megan Fox ‘Jonah Hex’ and ‘Esquire’ Photos

Some pictures of Megan Fox have leaked. The “actress” is seen on the set of her latest film, “Jonah Hex” which co-stars Josh Brolin and Will Arnett.

I am doing my best not to hate on this girl. It’s easy, right ladies? I mean she’s smokin’ hot but chooses to bang Brian Austin Green. That alone is enough. Brian Austin Green wasn’t even close to hot when he was on “Beverly Hills 90210.” Such a tool. And she took that unbelievable body of hers and covered it with completely random tattoos such as Marilyn Monroe’s face that adorns her forearm. I guess this is why guys love her: smokin’ hot, not a lot of sense, and willing to bang complete tools. She’s a dreamgirl.

So the film is about some comic book anti-hero who has a scarred face and a bad attitude. However, I am sure if you are looking at the pics, you could care less about the dudes in the film. The costume department has laced Megan into corset making her look like a real live version of Jasmine from ‘Aladdin’. Urg! Is it not enough that she is skinny on her own?!?

Also, the Fox is being featured as the first live-action cover of ‘Esquire’ magazine.

Via ‘Esquire’:

“You probably noticed there’s something different about this Megan Fox cover tease for our next issue: It wasn’t shot with a camera. At least not a still camera. For the first time in Esquire’s history (and, we imagine, magazine history in general), a cover image was shot as a video. Using the RedONE, a video camera that captures images at four times the resolution of high-definition, photographer-director Greg Williams recorded ten minutes of loosely scripted footage with Fox — getting out of bed, rolling around on a pool chair, inexplicably lighting a barbecue.”

Great. As if the teasers of her flashing her lady bits and garter belt isn’t enough to set my self-esteem back a few years.

The issue of ‘Esquire’, in which Megan tackles such tasks as rolling around, will be out in May.

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Images Via: Coming Soon, Esquire

Jake Gyllenhaal In Court

Jake Gyllenhaal is just like the rest of us. Well, that is if the rest of us were incredibly good-looking and could crack open walnuts using only our abs.

Jake was spotted in an LA courthouse this week doing his civic duty as a prospective juror. The case, a misdemeanor battery case, is set to start later in the week.

According to US Magazine:

“While in the courtroom, Gyllenhaal was allowed to go through the juror questioning process known as voire dire in a private room.”

The rest of the peons had to complete their questioning in front of the courtroom. Gyllenhaal left for the day and is expected to return Wednesday to find out if he has been selected as a juror for the case. I wonder how many random skanks are reporting for jury duty this morning?

Note to the Dame: I hope you stop resorting to violence in Los Angeles in order to meet Gyllenhaal. I know it is only a misdemeanor, but it adds up over time.

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